View Full Version : Thread Titles You Never Dared Raise
Go on then... what have you?
Starters for ten...
Are You A Hi-Fi Wanker?
Pigmy Pony
09-02-2018, 20:58
Will giant speakers make me more attractive to women? Or men, if things are a bit quiet, and he's pretty enough
Mike Reed
09-02-2018, 21:04
Had a long discussion with other audiophiles recently about the past, present and the future. It was a tense debate !
'WAF is for losers'.
Marco.
walpurgis
09-02-2018, 21:14
Who's going to own up to wearing ladies underwear then?
RobbieGong
09-02-2018, 21:19
Who's going to own up to wearing ladies underwear then?
Marco :lol:
walpurgis
09-02-2018, 21:21
Marco :lol:
Now you're in trouble! :sofa:
:lolsign:
RobbieGong
09-02-2018, 21:23
Now you're in trouble! :sofa:
:lolsign:
Marco and I love a giggle so hopefully not :eek: :D
I'll have you know that 'they' were just boy shorts! Pink ones... :o
:eyebrows::eyebrows:
Marco.
RobbieGong
09-02-2018, 21:27
I'll have you know that 'they' were just boy shorts! Pink ones... :o
:eyebrows::eyebrows:
Marco.
and very very tight it was said :lol: :D
Do cables make a difference?
and very very tight it was said :lol: :D
Not as tight, shweety, as me (lightly soiled) tighty-whities:eyebrows::flasher:
Marco.
Do stones or crystals, placed strategically on your amplifier and speakers improve the sound of your system?
(Actually, the thread title is probably too long to fit. :doh:)
'Most belt-drive turntables are useless toys'.
Marco.
Are electric gramophones an improvement over acoustic gramophones?
Do steel needles sound better than thorns?
walpurgis
09-02-2018, 22:55
What is your favourite album to play loudly 'cos you know it drives the missus up the wall? :D
'Only pee-soaked lady-boys use standmount speakers'
Marco.
What album do you play to encourage guests, who have overstayed their welcome, to leave?
(Answer: 'Phaedra' by Tangerine Dream. It works! :D)
walpurgis
09-02-2018, 23:06
Am I the only one who thinks everybody else has crap taste in music? :eek:
Thinking of being brave someday with the subject "MP3 is superior to Vinyl".
Pigeons, cats .....
WESTLOWER
10-02-2018, 00:23
Why is modern music so crap? :eyebrows:
WESTLOWER
10-02-2018, 00:26
Are all audiophiles just anally retentive old men with outdated views that nobody else really gives a toss about?
WESTLOWER
10-02-2018, 00:31
Is jazz just made up nonsense?
Pigmy Pony
10-02-2018, 08:07
Why is my cable not enough for her?
rigger67
10-02-2018, 08:13
You can only afford the best kit when you're too old to appreciate it. Discuss.
walpurgis
10-02-2018, 08:52
OK, who have you used the 'ignore' button on and why? Name & shame!
Primalsea
10-02-2018, 08:55
I discovered that my preamp mains lead was 1mm longer than my poweramp mains lead. I had Megabucks Audio Ltd trim it for me and the difference was night and day!
walpurgis
10-02-2018, 09:01
Is it true, you still play your 'Bay City Rollers' albums?
Adam you should not have said that, because it is true, and also inexcusable.
There is better education available today, and PC ensures that people are not as F***** U* as people of my age were with intimidation, bullying, and constant disparagement.
The technology is so powerful now that it makes what was available 50 years ago seem primitive.
So why are there so few creatively profound art music pieces being produced now, this indicated by the drastic fall in serious music consumption, and lack of commitment to high quality sound listening?
There also may be some truth in your 'old men' statement, and also Paul's; now my ears have top loss I have at last got speakers that go up to 50K flat, and the cat notices it.
'If your wife wears the trousers at home, does she choose all your other clothes, too?' or this little gem:
'Computers unquestionably attract nerdy geeks, so is that why hi-fi forums are so full of them?' ;)
Marco.
Are all audiophiles just anally retentive old men with outdated views that nobody else really gives a toss about?
You forgot to mention fecked up earring beyond 12khz :lol:
Primalsea
10-02-2018, 10:08
Who’s music collection is based on only what sounds good on their system?
Who’s music collection is based on only what sounds good on their system?
Ha - I like that one, and in many cases it's rather apt, too!
Or:
'Do you love hi-fi more than music?';)
Marco.
Firebottle
10-02-2018, 10:32
Why is my premium ECC83 so cheap?
:lol:
walpurgis
10-02-2018, 10:36
Who’s music collection is based on only what sounds good on their system?
Shush! :lol:
Mike Reed
10-02-2018, 10:47
Is jazz just made up nonsense?
No, but this traffic announcement last year is.
'A van containing jazz session musicians has overturned on the A47 in Norfolk. The police say that there are likely to be some lengthy jams as a consequence'.
Manufacturer forums: A chance to get info from the horses mouth, or a Zombie-infested, ego-stroking fiefdom?
Pieoftheday
10-02-2018, 12:04
Should Women be allowed to vote?:sofa:
Primalsea
10-02-2018, 12:56
Why are so many hifi forums knee deep in w*n*k*rs
Pigmy Pony
10-02-2018, 15:00
Clint Eastwood-cool because he was "The Man wth no Naim"
walpurgis
10-02-2018, 15:30
Did your wife mistake those spare KT88's for sex toys?
Pigmy Pony
10-02-2018, 15:46
Big mistake-should have let 'em cool down first :eek:
What's the best tube to stick up your arse?
Will they feel better after a good burn in?
walpurgis
10-02-2018, 16:48
What's the best tube to stick up your arse?
A tube of 'Anusol'?
where's my nipple cream?:eek:
walpurgis
10-02-2018, 16:54
where's my nipple cream?:eek:
In with the makeup and frocks I guess mate. :eyebrows:
Did your wife mistake those spare KT88's for sex toys?
Yesh, it's amazing what can be done with a nice 'hard bulb'!:eyebrows:
Marco.
'Only pee-soaked lady-boys use standmount speakers'
Marco.The truth always hurts:)
Pigmy Pony
11-02-2018, 18:36
BSR Macdonald turntable for sale, slightly rough. £300 firm.
legb4rsk
11-02-2018, 18:37
Who's going to own up to wearing ladies underwear then?
Me! But only since the wife found them in the glove box.
Pigmy Pony
11-02-2018, 18:45
My wife was more worried when she found my gloves in her underwear box.
Me! But only since the wife found them in the glove box.
Start worrying when she also finds the washing line that they were attached to!:D
Marco.
What's the best tube to stick up your arse?
Will they feel better after a good burn in?Don't joke. A cousin of mine is a nurse. She told me a tale of woe about a chap that stuck a light bulb up his girlfriend's butt. It shattered.
Not good. New meaning to the phrase 'pain in the butt'.
Technics Record Decks Suck Unless You Replace Every Part
Sheer daredevil around here:):wink:
Don't joke. A cousin of mine is a nurse. She told me a tale of woe about a chap that stuck a light bulb up his girlfriend's butt. It shattered.
Not good. New meaning to the phrase 'pain in the butt'.
I wonder if it glowed when she farted?:D
Marco.
I wonder if it glowed when she farted?:D
Marco.Probably not but an electrifying experience to be sure.
It isn't funny really. The thought of it really does my head in.
Technics Record Decks Suck Unless You Replace Every Part
Sheer daredevil around here:):wink:
Tee-hee... And panel speakers are for 'poofs'! :ner:
Marco.
RobbieGong
11-02-2018, 20:31
Technics Record Decks Suck Unless You Replace Every Part
Sheer daredevil around here:):wink:
:lol: gets post of the thread from me :)
walpurgis
11-02-2018, 20:45
Suggestions for the best way to dispose of a body please. :D
Blueflash
11-02-2018, 21:29
Freeze it in liquid nitrogen and drop it over the Severn bridge. It should shatter into smithereens and get eaten by the fishes in no time
Put it in back garden chained up. Will be gone in morning [emoji855]
Don't joke. A cousin of mine is a nurse. She told me a tale of woe about a chap that stuck a light bulb up his girlfriend's butt. It shattered.
Not good. New meaning to the phrase 'pain in the butt'.
I knew a medic who used to work in A&E. One evening a patient was admitted who had a torch pushed up his rectum. And yes it was 'on' - talk about "light shining where the sun don't shine". :D
walpurgis
11-02-2018, 22:41
That would have been a bright full moon.
Suggestions for the best way to dispose of a body please. :D
Firstly, dismember it (a meat cleaver is good for chopping through the bone), then get a nice sharp paring knife and slowly tease the flesh off from the bone.
Pop the fleshy matter into a mincer, then pulp it up into a smooth, but slightly chunky consistency, and sell it to the local kebab shop as Donner meat. If it's cheap enough they won't care. Then simply incinerate the bones, skull and remainder of the carcass until it turns to powder. Flush the powder down the loo.
Worked for me the last time.
Marco.
walpurgis
11-02-2018, 23:04
Worked for me the last time.
Marco.
That's funny. I used a completely different method.
Maybe we can compare notes sometime?
Marco.
walpurgis
11-02-2018, 23:20
Maybe we can compare notes sometime?
Marco.
I guess. but it involves protective clothing and very strong chemicals! :eek:
(oh, and a big plastic plasterer's tub :))
All audiophiles who think that cables, plugs, sockets, and fuses affect sound quality, are barking mad placebophiles.
...with questionable control of their bowels.
Marco.
Firstly, dismember it (a meat cleaver is good for chopping through the bone), then get a nice sharp paring knife and slowly tease the flesh off from the bone.
Pop the fleshy matter into a mincer, then pulp it up into a smooth, but slightly chunky consistency, and sell it to the local kebab shop as Donner meat. If it's cheap enough they won't care. Then simply incinerate the bones, skull and remainder of the carcass until it turns to powder. Flush the powder down the loo.
Worked for me the last time.
Marco.
Kebab was good too
Why do people who get themselves banned from forums become so obsessed with them?
https://image.ibb.co/i1ruMS/image.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
For one of two reasons; they feel powerlessly and unjustly treated, or, they can no longer be arseholes to others anonymously in public.
How much money in total have you spent on Hifi?
walpurgis
12-02-2018, 17:28
And how little money does your wife think you've spent on Hi-Fi.
How much shoe and bag money have you wasted on hifi
Pigmy Pony
12-02-2018, 18:34
And how little money does your wife think you've spent on Hi-Fi.
When I built a custom motorbike a lot of years ago, I used a "wife pounds" conversion for most of the parts (kept it under half price). Eg. Uncle Bunts lowrider hardtail frame, cost £120, true cost £250.
Not so easy these days, what with paypal, credit cards and bank transfer.
Firebottle
12-02-2018, 18:42
Not so easy these days, what with paypal, credit cards and bank transfer.
:lol:
When I built a custom motorbike a lot of years ago, I used a "wife pounds" conversion for most of the parts (kept it under half price). Eg. Uncle Bunts lowrider hardtail frame, cost £120, true cost £250.
Not so easy these days, what with paypal, credit cards and bank transfer.
You just need a 2nd account that she does not know about. ;)
Pigmy Pony
12-02-2018, 18:49
Some money in my first account would be a good start! (Thank you HMRC, you really stuck it to me last month)
walpurgis
13-02-2018, 11:15
Come on, admit it. All valves sound the same and 'tube rolling' is a mugs game for wishful thinkers!
Why do people who get themselves banned from forums become so obsessed with them?
https://image.ibb.co/i1ruMS/image.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
Haha - that's a belter! Looking from the OUTSIDE in, at 'forbidden fruits'...I can think of plenty who qualify:lol:
The answer to your question is simple:
Because they suffer from an acute form of 'entitlement syndrome' [the misguided belief that one is 'entitled' to do whatever one likes, and behave in the most crass and intolerably obnoxious way imaginable, without consequences), which is a disease of near-epidemic proportions now in today's 'me first' society - and when the ability to behave that way has been removed from them, they can't cope.
Couple that with the perpetrators of such almost always qualifying as eternal malcontents/depressives, often with little else in life to 'amuse' them, and a fragile ego continually needing 'stroked' - and the resulting void in their world left from such bans becomes unbearable. They are also unable to accept responsibility for their actions.
Therefore, they have to create another way of 'being heard', and protest their innocence, subsequently showcasing their bitter resentment towards all whom they consider have 'wronged them', whilst displaying ample evidence of mental instability [and no small degree of delusion], or at best a rather 'abstract' view of reality, for the collective amusement of anyone reading it.
Normal people (with a life), when they're banned from a forum, simply dry their eyes and get over it, then move on with their lives, as they have plenty else to fill that void. Trouble is, when you don't have much of a life, and are also inflicted with a continual and unhealthy craving for attention, that's easier said than done;)
Marco.
walpurgis
13-02-2018, 14:13
I like that. I know a few characters that sums up! It's no good going about with a chip on your shoulder all the time.
You implying something [emoji23]
I like that. I know a few characters that sums up! It's no good going about with a chip on your shoulder all the time.
Indeed, but when you thrive on conflict, one feeds the other... Sadly, some folk are only happy when they're angry with someone (or something), and proceed to justify it to themselves that they're entitled to feel that way!
Marco.
wee tee cee
13-02-2018, 15:38
Are all hi fi enthusiasts mantos.....discuss!
Mike Reed
13-02-2018, 15:40
It's no good going about with a chip on your shoulder all the time.
Quite a fritteful situation, indeed. Have to agree with Marco's psychological analysis of the great unwashed younger generation; well, a fair proportion at least. I blame social networking, or whatever it's called.
Mike Reed
13-02-2018, 15:42
Are all hi fi enthusiasts mantos.....discuss!
What's a 'manto'? If it's something you port, it's a 'manteau'. :)
wee tee cee
13-02-2018, 15:45
Marco.....translation service please!
wee tee cee
13-02-2018, 15:57
would most hi fi enthusiasts get passed around more than a scud mag in the jail....discuss!
wee tee cee
13-02-2018, 15:58
Am in ban territory yet?
walpurgis
13-02-2018, 15:59
What's a 'manto'? If it's something you port, it's a 'manteau'. :)
I think it was supposed to be 'martyrs'.
walpurgis
13-02-2018, 16:00
Am in ban territory yet?
A hair's breadth away mate. ;)
wee tee cee
13-02-2018, 16:06
Mea culpa....smelt blood in the water-back down to defcon 4.
What's a 'manto'? If it's something you port, it's a 'manteau'. :)
Glasgow for Mantovani ..ie fanny
wee tee cee
13-02-2018, 16:35
Thank you to the man from the east...wasnt sure if it was a west coast specialism!!
well, in the middle really ;) used to work there
Pigmy Pony
14-02-2018, 18:36
Glasgow for Mantovani ..ie fanny
Wasn't Mantovani what they played continuously to the patients in "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest"?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manto
I prefer the rather quaint colloquial term of endearment, commonly known in Glasgow as "zoomer", such as might be used when sauntering around town on a summer's morning, and one should chance upon an acquaintance, whereupon one would greet them thus:
"Awwright, ya zoomer?"
Nothing else, for me, is so uniquely poetic.
Marco.
Title: I went to visit AoSer <insert handle as appropriate> and his system sounded shit.
Massively cruel, obviously.
Is that you pre-empting the outcome of my forthcoming visit, chez-toi?:eyebrows::D
;)
Marco.
wee tee cee
15-02-2018, 11:19
The term "going benny bongo" is of the zeitgeist.
Usually utilised to describe the somewhat erratic and violent behaviour of an individual in a heightened state of going "raj"
Or in other words, "aff their nut":D
Marco.
Is that you pre-empting the outcome of my forthcoming visit, chez-toi?:eyebrows::D
;)
Marco.
I'm fully aware my system sounds very dubious. These days I think everything sounds dubious, though. Really. Nothing is right. It is the hi-fi dilemma.:D;)
wee tee cee
15-02-2018, 15:02
Or in other words, "aff their nut":D
Marco.Succinctly put,however it does not entirely encapsulate the physical dynamic involved.
Spitting/biting/kicking/punching and smearing ones bodily waste over any available surface or alternatively consuming it with much gusto!!!
I'm fully aware my system sounds very dubious. These days I think everything sounds dubious, though. Really. Nothing is right. It is the hi-fi dilemma.:D;)
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'll like it, as I think you and I have similar ideas on what constitutes as a good sound :)
Marco.
jandl100
15-02-2018, 16:18
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'll like it, as I think you and I have similar ideas on what constitutes as a good sound :)
Marco.
Don't forget the write-up with pics showing Justin wearing Marco's pink frock. :eyebrows:
Yeah, you'll just love Justin's system, Marco - right oop your street.
RobbieGong
15-02-2018, 17:19
Someone must have thought this - How Come I've Spent So Much and Still Not Happy ? :eek::scratch::rolleyes:
:D
Don't forget the write-up with pics showing Justin wearing Marco's pink frock. :eyebrows:
Yeah, you'll just love Justin's system, Marco - right oop your street.
Is that the one I borrowed from you and kept?:D
Agreed with the latter. If it boogie's like a bastard, with the right music, I'll be happy!
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
15-02-2018, 21:40
Someone must have thought this - How Come I've Spent So Much and Still Not Happy ? :eek::scratch::rolleyes:
:D
That would be almost everyone, they're called audiophiles.
The few exceptions, they're called smug.
RobbieGong
15-02-2018, 21:49
That would be almost everyone, they're called audiophiles.
The few exceptions, they're called smug.
The few exceptions will be 'I've Spent Loads But it's Been Worth it Cause Now I'm Happy' ;)
Pigmy Pony
15-02-2018, 22:16
My closest friend has spent next to bugger all on his system, and it actually sounds quite good to my ears, but he's not happy.
But that's because he's a miserable sod. :(
The world these days seems to be populated more by miserable sods than happy souls... Discuss ;)
Marco.
I've spent loads - but I'm reasonably happy. However that's not to say I couldn't spend loads more, as I find the whole hobby fascinating and it's one of my prime interests.
RobbieGong
15-02-2018, 23:16
The world these days seems to be populated more by miserable sods than happy souls... Discuss ;)
Marco.
Fact ! The worse part of that for me though is the ones who have so much to be thankful for - properly blessed but cant see further than their nose and just wallow in misery, making others miserable too in the process :scratch: :rolleyes:
Indeed, Rob. I distance myself from such people as much as possible, as I can't bear them dragging me down, much preferring instead to surround myself with happy, cheery folks!
Marco [contented with life, so plenty to smile about].
The world these days seems to be populated more by miserable sods than happy souls... Discuss ;)
Marco.
im always happy... unless im not :D as a an once said, smiling is easier than frowning
Let's face it, if you've got sufficient disposable income to fund a hi-fi habit, then unless your life's otherwise a mess, you've got no real reason not to count your blessings, smile and be happy! :)
Marco.
Let's face it, if you've got sufficient disposable income to fund a hi-fi habit, then unless your life's otherwise a mess, you've got no real reason not to count your blessings, smile and be happy! :)
Marco.
i havent anymore but still try and be happy. folk in shops always come up to me and say you look or sound happy:D better that that go around with a sour plum face all the time...no time for them
I couldn't agree more mate (me neither), and yet with all your physical 'challenges', you've got good reason to be glum!
Del gets the same reaction from the students she teaches, who often ask her why she's so relaxed and chilled out (and her classes reflect that vibe), when all their other tutors are stressed out to buggery, moody bastards? That, along with her teaching ability, is the main reason why she's so popular with the kids, and they respect her. It's also why she gets results!
Her answer to that question is always simple: she's relaxed and chilled out, and brings that atmosphere into the classes where she teaches, simply because she's happy at home, where there's no stress or aggro (as we rarely argue), and with her life in general. Plus, she loves her job. Not everyone can say that these days :)
Quite simply, life's too short not to be happy and make the most of what you've got!
Marco.
RothwellAudio
16-02-2018, 15:53
...if you've got sufficient disposable income to fund a hi-fi habit...
A "hi-fi habit" can be extremely expensive if you read Hi-Fi News and think that's what hi-fi is, but it can be quite a cheap habit too, particularly if you're into DIY hi-fi. For example, you could build a pair of speakers with fairly cheap drivers, learn a lot in the process, spend a lot of happy hours designing and measuring them and evaluating and refining them, and it doesn't have to cost a lot of money. You could even buy a cheap pair of speakers from a charity shop and indulge your DIY creativity with them for peanuts.
Anyway, I'm just saying that hi-fi doesn't have to be about buying Krell amps or Martin Logan speakers every few months.
wee tee cee
16-02-2018, 15:59
Met some great friends and discovered some fantastic music through this hobby-what a great community we have here.
Every day is a blessing, music enriches our lives ....enjoy folks.
A "hi-fi habit" can be extremely expensive if you read Hi-Fi News and think that's what hi-fi is, but it can be quite a cheap habit too, particularly if you're into DIY hi-fi. For example, you could build a pair of speakers with fairly cheap drivers, learn a lot in the process, spend a lot of happy hours designing and measuring them and evaluating and refining them, and it doesn't have to cost a lot of money. You could even buy a cheap pair of speakers from a charity shop and indulge your DIY creativity with them for peanuts.
Anyway, I'm just saying that hi-fi doesn't have to be about buying Krell amps or Martin Logan speakers every few months.
Absolutely, Andrew. I completely agree! :)
However, my point was mainly that if you have sufficient disposable income to 'dick around' with hi-fi equipment (DIY or otherwise), and don't need to worry about having a roof over your head or putting food on the table, then you *should* be happy, as millions of others around the world don't have that luxury.
The problem is, folks these days want way too much, and consequently complicate their lives, sometimes to ridiculous degrees, in order to get it (and/or in the process choose to be with the wrong people), to the point that their lives (and hobbies) are no longer enjoyable...
The solution is often to want for less 'stuff' (material possessions) and simplify your life accordingly, whilst dumping any joy-drainers, dragging you down. And that doesn't just apply to hi-fi enthusiasts!
Marco.
Met some great friends and discovered some fantastic music through this hobby-what a great community we have here.
Every day is a blessing, music enriches our lives ....enjoy folks.
Hear, hear (on all counts)! :exactly::grouphug:
The bit in bold, however, is what makes AoS different, and not simply a soulless 'hi-fi forum'...
Marco.
wee tee cee
16-02-2018, 16:23
broke bread with two of the troops last night-great company and tunes....we are blessed with a shared love of music and its reproduction in our homes.
RothwellAudio
16-02-2018, 16:54
The solution is often to want for less 'stuff' (material possessions) and simplify your life accordingly, whilst dumping the joy-drainers, dragging you down.
Nah, completely wrong - it's all about accumulating stuff. If you're not happy, you ain't got enough stuff! :lol:
Ha - whatever works, works:D
Just make sure that it *genuinely* does, and isn't simply wishful thinking!;)
Marco.
RothwellAudio
16-02-2018, 17:02
I was only joking. I actually live quite a simple life. Could do with a bit of de-cluttering though.
Your point about stuff Marco is very relevant to a marked change over the last 50 years in people's material expectations.
This desire for more and more stuff, perpetuated by comparison with others doing the same, was incepted by Edward Bernhays, Freud's nephew, and founder of Public Relations.
In essence he worked on the psychology of persuading people to buy things on the basis of wants rather than needs, and wants can be 'created' with sophisticated seduction.
If we have possessions which are not in current use as a tool for living, or a part of a fulfilling and progressive life, they are IMO irrelevant and a waste of resources and earning power.
"Do you ever sit there listening to your hifi in your underpants?"
I was only joking. I actually live quite a simple life. Could do with a bit of de-cluttering though.
I live a very simple life as well, and I own very little anymore. But, the things I do own are nice, things to be proud of, I dislike junky stuff, I’d rather go without until I can get something worth having.
Russell
"Do you ever sit there listening to your hifi in your underpants?"
'Does anything FILL your underpants, when you're sat there listening?"
Marco.
walpurgis
16-02-2018, 23:12
"Do you ever sit there listening to your hifi in your underpants?"
No. I borrow somebody else's. Just one of my little foibles (I've got big foibles too :eek:). ;)
twickers
16-02-2018, 23:18
No. I borrow somebody else's. Just one of my little foibles (I've got big foibles too :eek:). ;)
That's not what your wife told me :eyebrows:
In fairness though, she wasn't wearing her bi-focals!:D
Marco.
"Do you ever sit there listening to your hifi in your underpants?"
Nope
'Does anything FILL your underpants, when you're sat there listening?"
Marco.
Nope
Sadly, the top layer of your adult nappy tells a different story.
Marco.
Sadly, the top layer of your adult nappy tells a different story.
Marco.
knickers
Pigmy Pony
17-02-2018, 08:39
"Do you ever sit there listening to your hifi in your underpants?"
No, I can't fit them around the turntable, need wife's knickers for that.
With the amount I have spent on Hi-Fi, it is hard to afford underpants.
Mine double up as great beach windbreakers as well as just normal windbreakers
Martyn Miles
17-02-2018, 12:40
Who’s music collection is based on only what sounds good on their system?
Whose, not Who’s .
Pigmy Pony
17-02-2018, 15:39
Whose called out the grammar police? :D
walpurgis
17-02-2018, 15:44
How many Doctor Whose were there? ;)
Martyn's right!
Read and learn, daftees: https://www.ecenglish.com/learnenglish/lessons/who-whom-whose
;)
Who is this Dr Who chap, whose multi-colored scarf is seemingly a permanent fixture around his neck?
Whose music collection here is full of tuneless shite?
Who here failed their English exam at school?:D
:exactly:
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
17-02-2018, 16:13
This forum is a veritable 'Whose Hugh' of clever-clogs
Whose pee-stained pants are those, lying face-up on the floor?
Who here dresses up in their wife's knickers [permanently stretching them in the process], and prances around the lounge to Prince, when she's out?
Whom shall I nominate as chief 'AoS daftee' 2018?
Answers on a postcard....
Marco.
AJSki2fly
17-02-2018, 16:48
Do you use underpants as bass dampers?:lol:
Pigmy Pony
17-02-2018, 17:19
Answers on a postcard? Whose using postcards these days? Sorry, I promise, no more from me.
Anyway, my answers are: mine, me and me.
Not sure what qualifies as 'daftee' though. I thought that was just yours and Audio Al's thing, but hey, if you guys are looking to spice things up, just leave out a fruit bowl for people to deposit their keys, and take yer pick.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.3 Copyright © 2026 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.