I blame Kenny G.......

[take5]

I know there are some big Kenny G fans in the Hi Fi world. Especially over in Yorkshire.

So, I thought they may be interested to see the influence of the “Great Permed One” in the rest of the world.
Sadly, he seems to be a big influence. Hopefully they will gravitate to better stuff as they mature musically.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/03/world/asia/china-sidangkou-saxophone.html

PS... their saxes are crap !!!!!

[tapid]

Still got the Kenny G wig Brian ?

[Haselsh1]

Still got the Kenny G wig Brian ?

:lol:

[struth]

who is kenny g?

[take5]

Still got the Kenny G wig Brian ?


Oh yes. wouldnt be without it. it goes with my leather trousers.

Getting my teeth done next week. Ive gone for ultra white, with a hint of sparkle.

my girls arent so keen on my new look and I had to sit on my own in a pub last week, whilst they smiled at me from across the room.

still, if it gets me more gigs in elevators, thats all that matters.

[WESTLOWER]

who is kenny g?

Kenneth Gorelick, Stage Name Kenny G
He's 'music' is just disgusting. utter horrid nonsense.
Think MacDonalds / Elevator / Shopping Mall

Although he played with The Jeff Lorber Fusion, in the 70's, who were OK.

80's Sleeze 'Sax' (I detest that word) Shit. He made a squillion $$$$$ though!
Shit hair too

[walpurgis]

:lolsign:

[WESTLOWER]

who on earth or what on earth is 'Honey G'?

[tapid]

X factor women who made a career of looking like David Cameron, bit like Brian ( take 5) and his fake Kenny G impersonations .

[WESTLOWER]

X factor women who made a career of looking like David Cameron, bit like Brian ( take 5) and his fake Kenny G impersonations .

Crikey!
stop the world, i want to get off.

[take5]

bit like Brian ( take 5) and his fake Kenny G impersonations .



fake.... FAKE.... FAKE

I’ll have you know that Im often mistaken for Kenny, my hero.

Ive been practicing hard on my kazoo, and folks at the karaoke tell me its uncanny.

If i could only play ‘Songbird ‘ with half of the emotion that he brings to his performances, i will die happy.
i just need to get all sad before performing, and i feel that reading this thread will have the desired effect.

I think i will print it off and take it with me on friday to the “Ducks Head Arms”.
Im on just after Whitney.
Im just hoping the DJ doesnt put on the wrong backing track this time. Last month I had to play kazoo along with this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2F3VPzw1SIc

It wasn’t my best ever Karaoke session

[WESTLOWER]

fake.... FAKE.... FAKE

I’ll have you know that Im often mistaken for Kenny, my hero.

Ive been practicing hard on my kazoo, and folks at the karaoke tell me its uncanny.

If i could only play ‘Songbird ‘ with half of the emotion that he brings to his performances, i will die happy.
i just need to get all sad before performing, and i feel that reading this thread will have the desired effect.

I think i will print it off and take it with me on friday to the “Ducks Head Arms”.
Im on just after Whitney.
Im just hoping the DJ doesnt put on the wrong backing track this time. Last month I had to play kazoo along with this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2F3VPzw1SIc

It wasn’t my best ever Karaoke session

I'm coming!...I just gots' to see it.
I'll bring a lighter for Songbird!.... No.. not set you alight, to hold up and wave, ala 80's bollocks concert stylee.

[Haselsh1]

Do you have an electric fan on the front of the stage to blow your wig back like that pillock from Whitesnake...?

[Haselsh1]

Can you play 'Stranger On The Shore...?

[Haselsh1]

I love a really good sax session. When's your next gig...?

[Primalsea]

Kenny G, nah, Nothing beats The Hoff!

Great hair, great music (if you’re German) and a complete fanny magnet of a car, plus he saves people from drowning!

I don’t think that he can play the flute though, or the kazoo for that matter.

[take5]

Can you play 'Stranger On The Shore...?

In principle , yes.

if the money is right.

are you rich?

[montesquieu]

X factor women who made a career of looking like David Cameron, bit like Brian ( take 5) and his fake Kenny G impersonations .

Few high court judge impersonations in this thread as well ....

[Haselsh1]

Kenny G, nah, Nothing beats The Hoff!

Great hair, great music (if you’re German) and a complete fanny magnet of a car, plus he saves people from drowning!

I don’t think that he can play the flute though, or the kazoo for that matter.

I've heard he's good at blowing the pink piccolo though.

[struth]

saw a picture of him. still dont remember him; and fortunate too by seems of it.

[WESTLOWER]

saw a picture of him. still dont remember him; and fortunate too by seems of it.

you dodged a bullet Grant

[struth]

you dodged a bullet Grant

My brain has limited space. guess he didnt make the "A" list ;)

[Stryder5]

Candy Dulfer

[WESTLOWER]

Candy Dulfer

God, another complete Horror, her Dad, Hans was great, I guess Candy became very well known partly due to Prince hanging out the back of her!
I think Maceo Parker had a rummage too..

[struth]

God, another complete Horror, her Dad, Hans was great, I guess Candy became very well known partly due to Prince hanging out the back of her!
I think Maceo Parker had a rummage too..

sure you spelt that right.. more like Marco's pecker:eyebrows: