I'm not moving house ever again! [Archive]

The Vinyl Adventure

31-12-2009, 00:19

I'm sat in my new bathroom having a fag out the window my arms my leg and especially my back really hurts. There are boxes and crap everywhere, this is the only room that is now tidyish!
If I ever say on this forum "I'm moving house again" I want someone to show me this thread in an atempt to remind me how I feel right now

check this out though, we got a chair in the bathroom... I also just found a phone socket under the sink... How bloody random!! We are going to embrase the oddness and make this green chair the place to go to use the phone in peace!

http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/hamish_gill/419f0dcf.jpg

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 00:24

Me And the Wife Vicky always have our best conversations in the bathroom, it's a place to chill out and away from the kids, so a comfy chair instead of the bog seat is a bonus(if only)

The Grand Wazoo

31-12-2009, 00:26

We are going to embrase the oddness and make this green chair the place to go to use the phone in peace!

..............unless one person needs to speak to their accountant & the other is grunting out a large one..............

Alex_UK

31-12-2009, 00:27

I think we need a TV series, "Hamish World" - you just couldn't make it up, could you?! ;)

I said in another thread that I feel the same, (and that is after 5 years) - moving house is officially pants - enjoy your bog haven Hamish! :)

Alex_UK

31-12-2009, 00:29

..............unless one person needs to speak to their accountant & the other is grunting out a large one..............

As long as you don't get the two muddled up - grunting out the accountant is gonna end in tears (*or a large bill!)

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 00:31

I think we need a TV series, "Hamish World" - you just couldn't make it up, could you?! ;)

Move over Ozzie and Sharon, Kate and Peter

Rare Bird

31-12-2009, 00:33

Me And the Wife Vicky always have our best conversations in the bathroom, it's a place to chill out and away from the kids, so a comfy chair instead of the bog seat is a bonus(if only)

Thats odd that cos you can guarentee everytime i get in the bath the wife comes in for a shit, guarenteed..Followed buy a nice conversation while she stinks me out...:(

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 00:45

Thats odd that cos you can guarentee everytime i get in the bath the wife comes in for a shit, guarenteed..Followed buy a nice conversation while she stinks me out...:(

:D:D

Marco

31-12-2009, 00:48

The Vinyl Adventure

31-12-2009, 02:19

Almost done, just got my office to move out the old house and sort out the spare room and get someone to come and take 14 bin bags of crap and a load if old carpet to the tip then I gotta sort out the rest of the utilitys and change my address with god knows how many banks web sites etc ... One thing at a time I guess... For now though everything can wait until Monday - I'm gonna get pissed for a few days I think!!

I am actualy feeling rather delirious now, I'm gonna eat a pork pie have a wisky and coke my 438th cigarete for the day and then pass out!

Themis

31-12-2009, 09:22

check this out though, we got a chair in the bathroom... I also just found a phone socket under the sink... How bloody random!! We are going to embrase the oddness and make this green chair the place to go to use the phone in peace!
Perhaps you could put a small fridge in the bathroom ? :scratch:

DSJR

31-12-2009, 09:54

Spectral Morn

31-12-2009, 10:10

Can't get any peace in our house, even with two bogs........

Not bad this morning though, just me, the laptop and some Mark Grant wires running in with the amps switched off.

Hamish, I feel for you, but it'll soon sort itself out and you can give up smoking (killed my Mum and passive smoking killed my Dad, who died of a passive smoking related cancer)...

I was just thinking that if Hamish keeps the cigs up and the drinking, his next move won't require the shifting of property and possessions (God forbid). Hows about giving the Nicotine up for the new year, new house and new life there in.

Glad I never started smoking.

A house move for me would be a massive undertaking....just thinking about it fills me with dread....not that its going to happen any time soon God forbid.

Regards D S D L

Marco

31-12-2009, 10:18

Hamish, I feel for you, but it'll soon sort itself out and you can give up smoking (killed my Mum and passive smoking killed my Dad, who died of a passive smoking related cancer)...

Nightmare, Dave - I feel for ya :(

Like Neil, smoking is something I never started (thank God!). No-one in our family smokes either. I took one puff of a fag in school once, as I was offered it by a mate, and thought 'yeeeugh, what the f*ck's that pish all about?' :spew: and promptly handed the offending cancer stick back to him! That didn't stop me chomping on a few magic mushies or toking on hash, though... :doh: Fortunately though it didn't waste my brain too much, errrrm, ahem...... :eek:

Yep, Hamish, try to take Neil's advice and give up the horrible, filthy habit. You're still young - trust me, how you treat your body in your younger years reflects how you feel and what quality of life you have when you're older...... Enjoy yourself but don't abuse booze too much!! ;)

And just think how much hi-fi or music you can buy with the money you save on fags!! :eyebrows:

Marco.

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 10:28

Nightmare, Dave - I feel for ya :(

Me too

And just think how much hi-fi you can buy with the money you save on fags!! :eyebrows: ;)

Marco.

Or even music

I smoked serioulsy off and on for over twenty years but havn't had one for over a year i know how hard it can be to give up, rollups are my downfall, the smell gets me salivating:lol:

Themis

31-12-2009, 10:53

Well, I think I will die being a smoker. Sorry. :cool:

Marco

31-12-2009, 11:06

rollups are my downfall, the smell gets me salivating...

Oh, FFS! :lol: :spew: :spew:

If my wife even so much as catches the briefest whiff of fag, she's off to throw up in the bog.... She's worse than me and absolutely can't stand them. Her major bug-bear is folk who drop their fag ends on the ground, or ashtrays in pubs (before the smoking ban) heaving with spent fag ends.

I remember when we lived in Scotland, one of my mates (a smoker) leaving a fag end on top of the bog, and Del walked in and found it... I've never seen anyone get their arse booted out of the house with a flea in their ear so quickly in all my life, and she's only five foot 2 and a size 8! :eek:

I hate everything about cigarettes, but (health issues aside), particularly the way they make your clothes stink and your fingers and teeth go yellow and stained with nicotine, and the bad breath they cause. Oh, and smoking also ages you too, prematurely, giving you wrinkles.

Anyway, enjoy your fags today, guys!! :lol: :lolsign:

Marco.

Rare Bird

31-12-2009, 11:11

I can't stand em, me & our lass have so many bust ups it's unreal, ever catch her with a fag in the house she'll not get back in.

Marco

31-12-2009, 11:16

Yep, the smoking ban in public places was the best thing that ever happened! :)

Marco.

The Vinyl Adventure

31-12-2009, 12:29

Steve Toy

31-12-2009, 13:08

The smoking ban has pretty much wrecked the night time economy. There was a compromise on the table but the fascist imposition of the majority view had to occur even in places where non-smokers are a minority.
If non-smokers kept their promise to patronise the places where they had got their way we wouldn't be seeing so many pub closures up and down the country.

What I find far more unhealthy in the grand scheme of things is the urge to meddle in other people's affairs; if you never go into a particular place you have no right to impose your pious, bigoted will on those who do.

I hope the new decade will herald a new era of tolerance and respect but somehow I doubt it.

Hamish will give up the ciggies when he's good and ready. In the meantime he does not need the meddlesome to tell him what to do.

I still enjoy the odd fag, all outdoors unfortunately. :mad:

Covenant

31-12-2009, 13:10

Thats odd that cos you can guarentee everytime i get in the bath the wife comes in for a shit, guarenteed..Followed buy a nice conversation while she stinks me out...:(

Good God, I have been married twenty years and never been in the bathroom with the wife whilst she has been having a number one or two. And I dont want to either.

Steve Toy

31-12-2009, 13:15

And to top it all off Hamish will be getting bog seats in his living room soon. :eyebrows:

The Vinyl Adventure

31-12-2009, 13:24

We did find a hatch under the sofa, under it you can see the dirt about 2 feet below! I would think some kind of comode could be implemented... Might make the living room a bit stinky though!

Joe

31-12-2009, 13:24

Good God, I have been married twenty years and never been in the bathroom with the wife whilst she has been having a number one or two. And I dont want to either.

Quite. Can't people fit locks on doors anymore?

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 13:35

We did find a hatch under the sofa, under it you can see the dirt about 2 feet below! I would think some kind of comode could be implemented... Might make the living room a bit stinky though!

Are you sure the house didn't belong to Fred West:lol:

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 13:43

Oh, FFS! :lol: :spew: :spew:

If my wife even so much as catches the briefest whiff of fag, she's off to throw up in the bog.... She's worse than me and absolutely can't stand them. Her major bug-bear is folk who drop their fag ends on the ground, or ashtrays in pubs (before the smoking ban) heaving with spent fag ends.

I hate everything about cigarettes, but (health issues aside), particularly the way they make your clothes stink and your fingers and teeth go yellow and stained with nicotine, and the bad breath they cause. Oh, and smoking also ages you too, prematurely, giving you wrinkles.

Marco.

I totaly agree with you now Marco, but it takes a bit of time to get it out of your system phisically and mentally, i have been there an done it so can see it from both sides,

You mean to tell me that you havn't tried a naughty fag in your life then, not that i endorse any such behavior.

Steve Toy

31-12-2009, 13:43

Worcester isn't far from Gloucester...

Joe

31-12-2009, 14:45

Hamish will give up the ciggies when he's good and ready.

Or die trying!

Joe

31-12-2009, 14:48

I totaly agree with you now Marco, but it takes a bit of time to get it out of your system phisically and mentally, i have been there an done it so can see it from both sides,

I've never smoked, but both my parents did. After the tax had reached unaffordable (to them) levels, it was a case of give up the fags or give up the booze. The booze won. They simply stopped smoking one day, and never bought or smoked another cigarette.

DSJR

31-12-2009, 15:22

I'm addicted to the AOS forum and usually enjoy it very much. It's bad for my health 'cos I should be out there walking off my chest infection [cough..], but I doubt I'd be able to give it up........

Joe

31-12-2009, 15:23

Just post something really outrageous and get a lifetime ban.

Themis

31-12-2009, 15:28

Just post something really outrageous and get a lifetime ban.
Works with a picture ? Let's try :

http://funnypicblast.com/wp-content/uploads/smokinsanta.jpg http://contexts.org/socimages/files/2008/09/chesterfield20reagon.jpg

DanJennings

31-12-2009, 15:35

hehehe nice one

Steve Toy

31-12-2009, 16:24

Brilliant. And to those pious anti-smokers:

Get it right up ye :p

Kris

31-12-2009, 18:05

I see the anti-smoking lobby has come out in force on this thread :steam:

Alcohol costs this country more than smoking ever has. How many people are arrested on a Friday/Saturday might for smoking related offences? Go to any casualty dept on the same nights, and how many people are there because of violence or other things due to smoking too much. How many people are killed every year from driving after smoking tobacco? How much domestic violence is smoking related?

Sorry, but I HATE anti-smokers. I don't dare tell you how to live your life, so how dare you tell me or other people how to.

The only thing worse than an anti-smoker is an anti-smoker who drinks. Hypocrites!

And if this post gets me banned, then so be it.

Sorry Hamish for hijacking your thread. Only I didn't. The anti-smoking brigade did.

I'm gonna go have a smoke while I try to calm down . . .

I don't drink, I don't do sex, I don't do drugs. I ENJOY smoking. Leave us alone!!

:steam:

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 18:16

The only thing worse than an anti-smoker is an anti-smoker who drinks. Hypocrites!

And if this post gets me banned, then so be it.

I don't drink, I don't do sex, I don't do drugs. I ENJOY smoking. Leave us alone!!

:steam:

I'm a happy HYPOCRITE that enjoys life to the full, you must lead a very sad lonely life if you practise what you preach, perhaps you ought to try religion becaused Jesus loves you

Steve Toy

31-12-2009, 18:18

I smoke (occasionally) AND drink. I don't get nasty though when I've had a drink.
Live and let live whatever your poison.

Marco

31-12-2009, 18:30

Hi Kris,

I see the anti-smoking lobby has come out in force on this thread :steam:

Alcohol costs this country more than smoking ever has. How many people are arrested on a Friday/Saturday might for smoking related offences? Go to any casualty dept on the same nights, and how many people are there because of violence or other things due to smoking too much. How many people are killed every year from driving after smoking tobacco? How much domestic violence is smoking related?

Sorry, but I HATE anti-smokers. I don't dare tell you how to live your life, so how dare you tell me or other people how to.

And if this post gets me banned, then so be it.

<Snip>, etc, etc...........

Hahaha.... No bloody chance will you be banned, Kris! You're entitled to your strong views on this subject as I am to mine, my friend. We don't ban people on AoS for being passionate about their beliefs (providing that they're legal)!! :lol:

You'll only get banned from here for being deliberately disrespectful, out-and-out trolling, and/or acting like a total cock ;)

Some have managed to successfully combine all three!

Jon,

You mean to tell me that you havn't tried a naughty fag in your life then, not that i endorse any such behavior.

If by "naughty fag" you mean a joint/spliff, then God yes - plenty of times! :eyebrows:

If you mean just a normal fag, then defo NO. I don't see the point, as it does nothing for me whatsoever.

I don't smoke, but enjoy wine occasionally with meals, and the odd beer sometimes in a nice country pub (always with food though) - that's it.

Marco.

Ali Tait

31-12-2009, 18:50

Whit?? Ye mean to say you don't get pissed on hogmanay?? Call yourself a Scotsman?? :lol:

Steve Toy

31-12-2009, 18:53

As I said, live and let live. If it's not your poison don't spoils someone else's fun. Unless it's cocaine of course. All cocaine users are total cocks.

Marco

31-12-2009, 18:58

Och, I'll be havin' a lot more tonight than I usually do, but I'll not be pissed - I tend to be sick before I get drunk! :lol:

I handle alcohol pretty well - usually mates are falling about all over the place, while I'm still well in contol having drunk the same amount. That's where it helps being a big bastard!! ;)

Currently on wine, but will be 'defecting' to malt whisky and Champagne later..... :eyebrows:

Ur ye gonnae be watchin' Only an Excuse and Still Game on 'proper' TV tonight, wee man? These bloody Sassenachs huvnae goat a scoobie-doo how tae make decent Hogmanay tele!! :lolsign:

Marco.

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 19:05

Och, I'll be havin' a lot more tonight than I usually do, but I'll not be pissed - I tend to be sick before I get drunk! :lol:

I handle alcohol pretty well - usually mates are falling about all over the place, while I'm still well in contol having drunk the same amount. That's where it helps being a big bastard!! ;)

Currently on wine, but will be 'defecting' to malt whisky and Champagne later..... :eyebrows:

Marco.

Me too, it's our "The usual suspects" invited to our new year party, but i will start on beer and work my way up to the Whisky laters or i will be asleep before midnight, might tuck into some red halfway through, just the French supermarket 5 litres for a tenner stuff.

And not a Funny fag in sight:lol:

Jonboy

31-12-2009, 19:09

As I said, live and let live. If it's not your poison don't spoils someone else's fun. Unless it's cocaine of course. All cocaine users are total cocks.

Too true Steve, i Don't aggree with class A drugs at all, my old School mate become addicted to smack, he was dead by the time he was 20

The Vinyl Adventure

31-12-2009, 19:10

As I said, live and let live. If it's not your poison don't spoils someone else's fun. Unless it's cocaine of course. All cocaine users are total cocks.

I personally would say it's not the drug that makes a person a cock it's the person
I know plenty of coke users that use it recreationally in the odd weekend here and there and they for the most part are fine. I know a few coke users who are right cocks mind, when they take it... Well there are a lot off words...

I personally have no issue with people using any drugs, human being have been taking drugs for a long time. ok the chemical modern ones are perhaps a little less natural but they are still the same idea! It's what one is like as a human being outside of the drug taking that has the biggest effect on the drug taking it's self! Depresion or adictive personality can lead to problems, doing the drugs to be part of a crowd or to be cool is usually a bit daft and pretty much doing it for any type of escapeism... Also people who are just tossers shouldn't do it!
Know what your doing, be sencible, in a safe environment and what's the harm?

Mike

31-12-2009, 19:13

If I ever say on this forum "I'm moving house again" I want someone to show me this thread in an atempt to remind me how I feel right now

HeHe... you'll do it again! ;)

If it's any consolation (which it won't be) I've moved about twenty something times now, both in this country and abroad! You've a long, long way to go before you're allowed to be truly pissed off about it! :ner: :eyebrows:

The Vinyl Adventure

31-12-2009, 19:18

HeHe... you'll do it again! ;)

If it's any consolation (which it won't be) I've moved about twenty something times now, both in this country and abroad! You've a long, long way to go before you're allowed to be truly pissed off about it! :ner: :eyebrows:

20!
Fuck that! We are gonna live here til I'm minted (may have to be lottery) then we gonna buy a cottage in the countryside and die there! ... I say that now... Hannah has plans of moving abroad ... I can't even begin to imagie the stress of that!

The Vinyl Adventure

31-12-2009, 19:20

The cable still hasn't arived btw.. Any ideas?

Alex_UK

01-01-2010, 22:07

Just to add to the smoking debate, I gave up 2 years (and 4 stone) ago today, which was the right time to do it for me (smoked for 20+ years, 30 a day, proper smoker) - I used the stop smoking pills Champix - really helped - I'd tried loads of different things before. I still love the smell of a freshly lit fag, and aint gonna become an antismoker ex-smoker - if you've never been a smoker, you can't understand!

Rare Bird

02-01-2010, 09:27

Once I have my studio set up and the house move complete it is on the cards.. It's such a bugger to quit though!! It just a shame that I do actually enjoy it - not a much as I used to mind..
I don't actually smoke that much these days, nit that I'm trying to justify it as such but I (when not so stressed) am down to maybe 5 a day.. When I was 20 I was on 20+

Hamish the wife is going on this 'champix' from the 6th Jan, it's suppose to be the easiest way to stop

http://www.patient.co.uk/health/Smoking-Helping-to-Stop-with-Varenicline.htm

Good God, I have been married twenty years and never been in the bathroom with the wife whilst she has been having a number one or two. And I dont want to either.

I aint got any choice ;)

Quite. Can't people fit locks on doors anymore?

Got a lock but if i lock misen in i get acused of the five finger shuffle ;)

Marco

02-01-2010, 09:31

Haha... Neither of us bothers our arse about that kind of stuff in our house - we come and go as we please in the bathroom no matter what either of us is 'doing'!

In fact we often make jokes about farts, shits, and all that sort of stuff! We ain't shy :lol:

Marco.

Rare Bird

02-01-2010, 09:57

Don't see the point in locking the door, if their were kids about the place that would be different story..Saying that you get a lot of arsey couples that switch the light off before they get undressed :lol:

I wouldnt wear cloths in public if i could get away with it..

Great holidays are to be had for all

http://www.nudecruises.nl/

Marco

02-01-2010, 10:08

Hahaha.... Yer a boy and a half, Andre! :lolsign:

I agree with you though about "arsey couples". If you're married or have been living with each other for years, both of you have (hopefully!) seen all there is to see hundreds of times, so WTF is the shyness about? :mental: :scratch:

Marco.

Joe

02-01-2010, 10:19

Fair play. I didn't realise you were childless.

Marco

02-01-2010, 10:25

I don't think the child thing was ever in the equation Joe in terms of what Andre was discussing...

He was talking about partners having a shit or piss in front of each other (or not). Kids weren't mentioned in that scenario - scroll back to Jerry's response to Andre, examine the dialogue since then, and you'll see :)

Marco.

DSJR

02-01-2010, 10:28

With kids about, you don't have a choice, especially when they're becoming teenagers and very sensitive of their own privacy.. Not a problem though when they're very small.

Joe

02-01-2010, 10:30

Joe

02-01-2010, 10:32

With kids about, you don't have a choice, especially when they're becoming teenagers and very sensitive of their own privacy.. Not a problem though when they're very small.

When they're very small, they tend to lock themselves in by mistake. I had to come home from work one Saturday to free our three year old!

The Vinyl Adventure

02-01-2010, 11:39

i fit a lock to my bathroom door just so visitors feel comfortable if they are used to locking a door
im not bothered my self and nor is hannah, we have been in the bathroom whilst the other person is taking a big poo but i would say we wouldnt make a habit of it!

Marco

02-01-2010, 11:58

Really - you mean that you don't compare jobbies or the pungency of each other's fart gas? :lol:

Yaz no fun! :eyebrows: :lolsign:

Marco.

Jonboy

02-01-2010, 12:20

Fair enough. In any case, there's a rule in our house: 'big poo - downstairs loo'. There's only space for one in that room!

Thers a rule in our house "if you want a poo use the toilet upstairs", thats the one with the window.

I lock on the door is a must with older kids (you can also have a crafty knee trembler or something else :goodfriends:)

Marco

02-01-2010, 13:12

Hahahahaha.... New house, so make sure all the rooms are suitably 'Christened'!!

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/5049/1485.gif (http://img682.imageshack.us/i/1485.gif/) http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8328/14101c.gif (http://img442.imageshack.us/i/14101c.gif/)

:eyebrows: :eyebrows:

Marco.