What's your game then?

[WikiBoy]

I'm thinking security of some type.

Lets do a thread on what members do for a living. I will start.

Job - mild mannered Super Hero.

[Filterlab]

Quality idea! :) (Moved to its own thread)

Job - Intergalactic space exploration specialist and performance Volvo lover.

[Mr Ed]

performance Volvo .

I'm a highly trained oxymoron spotter... :lol:

[WikiBoy]

I'm a highly trained oxymoron spotter... :lol:

Aw come on it is a bit faster than a horse!

[Mike]

As much as possible I like to obey the first part of Newtons first law of motion.

A body at rest tends to remain at rest unless......

:)

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

I'm a Professional Halfwit. if we get two halfwits together do we make a quaterwit or a full wit??

Andy - SDDW

[Filterlab]

I'm a highly trained oxymoron spotter... :lol:

:lol:

Ahh, you've never been in a Heico tuned T5 then. ;)

[Mike]

Pfffff.... it's still a Volvo! :ner:

[WikiBoy]

I'm a Professional Halfwit. if we get two halfwits together do we make a quaterwit or a full wit??

Andy - SDDW

Depends which side of the mirror you are on (at this point play theme tune from "tales of the unexpected")

[Filterlab]

Pfffff.... it's still a Volvo! :ner:

Yeah, you're right. And it'll still be too classy for you. ;)

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

Depends which side of the mirror you are on (at this point play theme tune from "tales of the unexpected")

OOO mirrors eh. A bad omen for me them things. Keeping looking into them and they break. :eek:
But I'm always in the mirror though, just for a moment. :)

Andy - SDDW

[Mike]

Yeah, you're right. And it'll still be too classy for you. ;)

ooOOoo!!! :dummy:

[Filterlab]

:lol:

One day you'll realise how good they are mate. :)

[Ali Tait]

I have a degree in drinking beer...

[WikiBoy]

I have a degree in drinking beer...

fahrenheit or centigrade?

[anthonyTD]

ime realy a hygene technician [road sweep] but dont tell marco or he wont let me near his amp again!!!:eyebrows::lol:;)

[Mike]

:lol:

One day you'll realise how good they are mate. :)

I've had a Volvo.... 'good' wasn't the word. :lolsign:

I also had a BMW M5.... That was entertaining! :mental:

[anthonyTD]

I've had a Volvo.... 'good' wasn't the word. :lolsign:

I also had a BMW M5.... That was entertaining! :mental:
i had a volvo s40 for a while great car...;):)

[Ian Walker]

I had a Austin Cambridge for 1 and a half hours....that was one shit car.

[Mike]

i had a volvo s40 for a while great car...;):)

Yeah!... But thats not the Volvo I had.

No-one would want to go there. Trust me! :mental:

[Filterlab]

What one did you have Mike?

I've had three so far (480 ES, V40 T4, S70 T5), my best mate's on his fourth (480 ES, 440 GLT, S70 T5, V40 T4), my Dad had a couple (245 DL, 265 GLE) - all have been superb and the one I have now is fantastic!

[Marco]

Rob, my dear fellow, if you really want to be a bona fide member of the 'Volvo Club' you will require the following:

1) One pair of faux-leather driving gloves.

2) One slightly worn cloth cap, or woolly Russian 'Cossack' for the winter.

3) The propensity to drive everywhere at 30 M.P.H and be oblivious to what's going on behind you.

4) To be predisposed to driving mainly on a Sunday, and washing your car on said day whether it requires it or not.

5) Have a penchant for playing golf and the wearing of brightly coloured Pringle V-neck jumpers and Farah 'slacks', thinking that you're appropriately dressed for the occasion.

Only then can you enter the hallowed domain of the 'Volvo Club' :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Mike]

What one did you have Mike?

I really don't want to think about. It was horrible.

Oh ok then, it was a 360GL. :guns:

Very solid though, I left it on a mate's drive for about two years and hoped it would just dissolve and wash away. The f***er wouldn't, I had to pay to have it carted off by a scrappy in the end. It's probably still there now, even though it's been over ten years!!!

[Filterlab]

Rob, my dear fellow, if you really want to be a bona fide member of the 'Volvo Club' you will require the following:

1) One pair of faux-leather driving gloves. Are safety banded gardening gloves acceptable?

2) One slightly worn cloth cap, or woolly Russian 'Cossack' for the winter. Wool beanie with Volvo logo, is that close enough?

3) The propensity to drive everywhere at 30 M.P.H and be oblivious to what's going on behind you. Ahh, you've not kept up with Volvo, should read 130mph, and then that's only on the way to 155.

4) To be predisposed to driving mainly on a Sunday, and washing your car on said day whether it requires it or not. I'll wash it three times a week whether you like it or not!

5) Have a penchant for playing golf and the wearing of brightly coloured Pringle V-neck jumpers and Farah 'slacks', thinking that you're appropriately dressed for the occasion. The nearest I can get is Tiger Woods on the PS3, sour cream and onion flavoured Pringles and Farah the porn model. Any good?

:)


...it was a 360GL....

Oh. :(

Things have moved on a bit Mike.

[Mike]

Oh. :(

Things have moved on a bit Mike.

Told you it was horrible! :trust:

[Filterlab]

You know, my Mum had a 345 DL and a 340 DL, they were solid and reliable. That's all though. :)

[Fast Forward]

I,m a full time Chef,,and a part-time Cocker Spaniel Molester

[BajaGringo]

I sit in an over stiffed chair and ottoman with my notebook. I am online all day (eMarketing for companies here in Baja, Mexico) and love that I get to listen to music all day long with a great view...

[Filterlab]

...and a part-time Cocker Spaniel Molester

Good call, excellent sized ears to get a really firm grip. ;) :(