Mandy's Mouth

[REM]

Lord Mandleson of Where the F**K did he come From (or Bubbles to his bum chums) or Mandy to the Red Top gutter snipe press has been awarded this years Foot-in-Mouth Award by the Plain English Campaign. This is the piece of pure garbage he got it for:-

: ''Perhaps we need not more people looking round more corners but the same people looking round more corners more thoroughly to avoid the small things detracting from the big things the Prime Minister is getting right.''

Now despite that one-eyed deluded Scottish twunt who thinks he is Prime Minister anyone with any sense knows who is pulling the strings, so doesn't it make you feel a whole lot better knowing that our esteemed leadership have such a command of the English language? Such eloquence, such clarity of thought, no wonder all the merchant bankers are laughing all the way to the, er, foreign banks:rolleyes:

[Alex_UK]

That really doesn't surprise me, sad though it is; Still, at least the spelling was OK... ;)

[Steve Toy]

Our unelected Labour Party henchman. Who ordered the assassination of Dr Kelly?

[REM]

That really doesn't surprise me, sad though it is; Still, at least the spelling was OK... ;)

He said it, the paper wrote after spell checking it no doubt, just shows you what a bunch of half arsed, semi literate, intellectually bankrupt, shit-for-brains, snot gobbling, haven't got an original idea between them, lying, conniving, not fit to be in charge of a zebra crossing never mind the country, shower of gold plated, 24 carat twats they all are.

(Note the space), the depressing thing is the bunch of old Etonian/Old Boy Network, ex 6th form fags that constitute the bloody Tories are even feckin' worse....which leaves us all seriously, regally, well and truly shafted.

[Puffin]

Makes perfect sense to me!


















I'll get me coat....................

[Steve Toy]

I'd trust old-school, old-money toffs over these expedient chancers any day.