The Joy of Sex

[Haselsh1]

I noticed that Puffin here on AOS started a thread titled 'The Joy of Motoring'. I thought I would counterpoint it with 'The Joy of Sex'. Would anyone care to start this going in a sensible direction ;)

[Marco]

Lol... What would you consider as "a sensible direction"? Also, I suspect some of the old boys here will have forgotten what it's like!! :lol:

Marco.

[struth]

Lol... What would you consider as "a sensible direction"? Also, I suspect some of the old boys here will have forgotten what it was like!! :lol:

Marco.

not forgotton, thats why it becomes tedious after a while and gets in the way of much more important things, like muzak;) and good bourbon:D

[Firebottle]

There are a few that say flying a paramotor is better than sex :eek:

It certainly can last a lot longer :thumbsup:

[narabdela]

Lol... What would you consider as "a sensible direction"? Also, I suspect some of the old boys here will have forgotten what it was like!! :lol:

Marco.

Speak for yourself sunshine. :nono:

[Marco]

Nice one, Hugh... The older the fiddle, the better the tune, eh! :D

Marco.

[take5]

Yes, a fine Lp, which I bought just recently. Great sax playing.

http://www.discogs.com/Sonny-Criss-The-Joy-Of-Sax/release/2328220


PS. Marco, any chance of fixing the spelling error in the title. Wouldnt want any of the old timers getting too excited and clicking on the thread for the wrong reasons.

[walpurgis]

Nice one, Hugh... The older the fiddle, the better the tune, eh! :D

Marco.

Yup. The old Zimmer frame comes in handy for some of the more adventurous positions. :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

Secks.......That's what the coalman used to deliver the coal in Daahling.....soooo yesterday.

[Marco]

Yes, a fine Lp, which I bought just recently. Great sax playing.

http://www.discogs.com/Sonny-Criss-The-Joy-Of-Sax/release/2328220


PS. Marco, any chance of fixing the spelling error in the title. Wouldnt want any of the old timers getting too excited and clicking on the thread for the wrong reasons.

:lolsign:

Marco.

[RichB]

How about a bit of sexy sax?


http://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws

[Marco]

Yup. The old Zimmer frame comes in handy for some of the more adventurous positions. :eyebrows:

Like this:

http://imageshack.com/a/img903/6785/v83GH0.gif

:D

Marco.

[take5]

Rich, I think youve linked to the wrong you tube clip.

All I see is a prat with a sax, a pair of plastic breeks, a pair of braces, and a dodgy haircut. I wont even mention the well dodgy moustache.

my granny oozes sexiness/saxiness more than that guy.... and she is dead.

[Marco]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/633/mefgVu.jpg

Marco.

[Gazjam]

Rich, I think youve linked to the wrong you tube clip.

All I see is a prat with a sax, a pair of plastic breeks, a pair of braces, and a dodgy haircut. I wont even mention the well dodgy moustache.

my granny oozes sexiness/saxiness more than that guy.... and she is dead.

:lol:
Sorry Rich.

[Gazjam]

Rich, I think youve linked to the wrong you tube clip.

All I see is a prat with a sax, a pair of plastic breeks, a pair of braces, and a dodgy haircut. I wont even mention the well dodgy moustache.

my granny oozes sexiness/saxiness more than that guy.... and she is dead.

:lol:
Think he was being "ironical" though Brian...

[Marco]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/903/Qeob6P.jpg

Marco.

[take5]

:

lol:
Think he was being "ironical" though Brian...



I expect so too. I was just trying to keep the humour going, and probably failed miserably.

[RichB]

Rich, I think youve linked to the wrong you tube clip.

All I see is a prat with a sax, a pair of plastic breeks, a pair of braces, and a dodgy haircut. I wont even mention the well dodgy moustache.

my granny oozes sexiness/saxiness more than that guy.... and she is dead.

Erm.... Are you having me on?:scratch:

[RichB]

I expect so too. I was just trying to keep the humour going, and probably failed miserably.

Pranking the prankster. Very good.;)

[Spectral Morn]

Well it possible to have sex appeal and a sax.......

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[Roy S]

Well it possible to have sex appeal and a sax.......



Prefer Mindi's sax

NUauHXpTyvo

[take5]

Well it possible to have sex appeal and a sax.......




Now, we are talking.

Best looking thing Ive seen for ages.

Look at those curves. Check out the gorgeous colour. Look at the slight lacquer loss around the bell end ( oh err ) where it has been given a bit of rough treatment. Look at the curve of that neck and the way it curves up, and into her mouth as if it were just made to fit in there.

Yes, a Selmer ( Paris ) mark 6 alto sax. I would guess dating from mid to late 1960's. Vintage all the way, it doesnt get any better than this..........................Sexy , or what.
Oh yes.... YES..... YES !!!!


Oh, ok then......the sax player is all right too.

[Spectral Morn]

Now, we are talking.

Best looking thing Ive seen for ages.

Look at those curves. Check out the gorgeous colour. Look at the slight lacquer loss around the bell end ( oh err ) where it has been given a bit of rough treatment. Look at the curve of that neck and the way it curves up, and into her mouth as if it were just made to fit in there.

Yes, a Selmer ( Paris ) mark 6 alto sax. I would guess dating from mid to late 1960's. Vintage all the way, it doesnt get any better than this..........................Sexy , or what.
Oh yes.... YES..... YES !!!!


Oh, ok then......the sax player is all right too.

You can have the sax, I will have Candy :)

[Marco]

You just want her lips around your spout! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[sq225917]

A little bit of sick just came up there

[Oddball]

Fair play ,she can blow

[Marco]

A little bit of sick just came up there

Cool... What did it taste like? :)

Marco.

[Haselsh1]

The last time I had sex the missus followed up with "Pull me nighty down when you've finished"

;)

[Haselsh1]

When I was a teenager I would time mesen with a stop watch, these days I use a calender

:eyebrows:

[Gazjam]

Prefer Mindi's sax

NUauHXpTyvo

Jeesuz, thats fucking terrible...zzzzz

[struth]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/11248-17275.gif

[Oddball]

Jeesuz, thats fucking terrible...zzzzz
Ha ha I think the intro is a bit naff but she plays ok !!
Not a patch on Candy mind

[Roy S]

Jeesuz, thats fucking terrible...zzzzz

Matches my opinion of Agnes Obel & Susanne Sundfør ;)

[Gazjam]

Matches my opinion of Agnes Obel & Susanne Sundfør ;)

Wouldn't have it any other way Roy. :)