Tarzan ? Has he been abducted by Aliens ?

[Audio Al]

:scratch:

Not seen on here for days :scratch:

No PM's :scratch:

No Texts :scratch:

No phone calls :scratch:

Maybe one of the weights on his giro deck flew off and hit him on the head :scratch:

Or maybe he is being probed by Aliens :D

[The Black Adder]

I though saw him in a recent episode of Scooby Doo! - Them pesky kids.

[Marco]

He's just had his annual bath, so it takes a while not only to scrape off the crud, but to flush it all away... No doubt he'll be back soon, half a stone lighter and smelling fresher than ever! :D

Marco.

[Barry]

He's just had his annual bath, so it takes a while not only to scrape off the crud, but to flush it all away... No doubt he'll be back soon, half a stone lighter and smelling fresher than ever! :D

Marco.

1bPTf-gov2s

Are we rolling?
A one, a two, a three, a four

"A mother was washing her baby one night
The youngest of ten and a delicate mite
The mother was poor and the baby was thin
'Twas naught but an skeleton covered with skin
The mother turned 'round for a soap off the rack
She was only a moment but when she turned back
Her baby had gone, and in anguish she cried
"Oh, where has my baby gone?", the angels replied
(Plied)
Oh, your baby has gone down the plug hole
Oh, your baby has gone down the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He should have been washed in a jug, in a jug
Your baby is perfectly happy
He won't need a bath anymore
He's a-muckin' about with the angels above
Not lost but gone before"

Thank you, thank you
Thank you

Do you wanna do it again?

[Audio Al]

He's just had his annual bath, so it takes a while not only to scrape off the crud, but to flush it all away... No doubt he'll be back soon, half a stone lighter and smelling fresher than ever! :D

Marco.


Thats not very nice is it ? :nono:

[Marco]

Quality... Have you heard Wullie McTavish, from Royston's rendition of: 'Scrubbin' ma boz wi' a Brillo pad and Vim, before Pumpin' Big Mary doon the Barras'?

It's a nice wee choon! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Marco]

Thats not very nice is it ? :nono:

It's a joke, daftee. Have you lost your sensahuma? I had my annual bath earlier, and still haven't unclogged the drains.

Marco.

[Gordon Steadman]

1bPTf-gov2s

Are we rolling?
A one, a two, a three, a four

"A mother was washing her baby one night
The youngest of ten and a delicate mite
The mother was poor and the baby was thin
'Twas naught but an skeleton covered with skin
The mother turned 'round for a soap off the rack
She was only a moment but when she turned back
Her baby had gone, and in anguish she cried
"Oh, where has my baby gone?", the angels replied
(Plied)
Oh, your baby has gone down the plug hole
Oh, your baby has gone down the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He should have been washed in a jug, in a jug
Your baby is perfectly happy
He won't need a bath anymore
He's a-muckin' about with the angels above
Not lost but gone before"

Thank you, thank you
Thank you

Do you wanna do it again?


Oh dear oh dear, you posh gits just don't understand do you? Translating this sort of stuff is more difficult than you think. Anyway, a few of wrong bits just to point you in the right direction. It's 'gorn' not gone and 'fin' not thin, 'ole' not hole, 'bieby' not baby etc etc OK?

[The Black Adder]

I'm way to powsh to know what that.

Anyways, I was round my mates drum the other night when he took flight with my kettle on his wrist so I hoofed it down Greek street passed the ladies who weren't half up for a bit of bobbin and found him laid out, stone cold ginger he was.

[Gordon Steadman]

I'm way to powsh to know what that.

Anyways, I was round my mates drum the other night when he took flight with my kettle on his wrist so I hoofed it down Greek street passed the ladies who weren't half up for a bit of bobbin and found him laid out, stone cold ginger he was.

He was a Baker then?

[Barry]

Oh dear oh dear, you posh gits just don't understand do you? Translating this sort of stuff is more difficult than you think. Anyway, a few of wrong bits just to point you in the right direction. It's 'gorn' not gone and 'fin' not thin, 'ole' not hole, 'bieby' not baby etc etc OK?

Don't blame me - blame the lyric website.

[Marco]

Have you heard Wullie McTavish, from Royston's rendition of: 'Scrubbin' ma boz wi' a Brillo pad and Vim, before Pumpin' Big Mary doon the Barras'?


Did you check out Wullie's wee choon? it's rather 'catchy'...

Marco.

[Tarzan]

:scratch:

Not seen on here for days :scratch:

No PM's :scratch:

No Texts :scratch:

No phone calls :scratch:

Maybe one of the weights on his giro deck flew off and hit him on the head :scratch:

Or maybe he is being probed by Aliens :D

Hello Mr Wells.:lol:

[Audio Al]

Hello Mr Wells.:lol:

M rAndy , Its you , Your back :D

[Marco]

I worry about you two sometimes.... :bonk: :bonk:

:eyebrows:

Marco.

[The Black Adder]

Is it Andy?

Or is it old Mr.Petersville, the Janitor? :)

[Audio Al]

I worry about you two sometimes.... :bonk: :bonk:

:eyebrows:

Marco.

Marco don't be jealous just get back 2 you wooly friends :ner:

[Marco]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaah! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Tarzan]

You had the pleasure of a telephone call from me today Al.:lol:

[Audio Al]

Just like old times :o

[Marco]

Phone sex again, eh? ;)

Marco.

[Audio Al]

Phone sex again, eh? ;)

Marco.

I can't find anywhere 2 insert my todger , I can only think you can insert yours in the charger hole Marco :D

[Marco]

Lol... Nah, you just talk dirty to each other! £1 a minute :D

Marco.

[Tarzan]

Allen texted me this morning.:hifive:

[Audio Al]

Allen texted me this morning.:hifive:

NO reply :scratch:

[Joe]

Get a room FFS!

[Tarzan]

NO reply :scratch::)
Apologies- reply on its way.

[Audio Al]

Get a room FFS!

Joe do you want to join in :)

[Audio Al]

I sent M rAndy a text as well :hifives::hifive::hifives:

[Tarzan]

I sent M rAndy a text as well :hifives::hifive::hifives:

:cool:

[Audio Al]

I see Mr Naught is at it again :D