The longest day of the year

[StanleyB]

With today being the longest day of the year, I was wondering what you guys are going to do with the extra full second.

[Ninanina]

With today being the longest day of the year, I was wondering what you guys are going to do with the extra full second.

I thought that was Sunday, June 21st :)

[Marco]

Same here.... Stan, you been on that special rum again? :D

Marco.

[StanleyB]

There is a leap second on the last day of June this year. So the last minute of the month of June will be 61 seconds instead of 60 seconds.

[Firebottle]

I think I'll sleep for an extra second .....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz(z)

:)

[walpurgis]

There is a leap second on the last day of June this year. So the last minute of the month of June will be 61 seconds instead of 60 seconds.

That happens now and then. I suppose it means we are all older than we really think we are :).

[CageyH]

Ordering my Caiman II :ner:

[Ninanina]

In the extra second I guess I will have more important things to worry about to be honest... :D

[Marco]

I think I'll squeeze out a rather troublesome stool - one that for a few days now has been stubbornly unwilling to dislodge itself...

Marco.

[Ninanina]

I think I'll squeeze out a rather troublesome stool - one that for a few days now has been stubbornly unwilling to dislodge itself...

Marco.

:doh::doh:

[Roy S]

I think I'll squeeze out a rather troublesome stool - one that for a few days now has been stubbornly unwilling to dislodge itself...

Marco.

Need more fibre in your diet or make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil

[Ninanina]

Need more fibre in your diet or make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil

:rfl::rfl:

[Barry]

I think I'll squeeze out a rather troublesome stool - one that for a few days now has been stubbornly unwilling to dislodge itself...

Marco.

Too much information! :doh:

[CageyH]

I think that this is commonly known as thread crapping.

[Marco]

Too much information! :doh:

I could go much further! :D

Marco.

P.S You don't think I was being serious, do you?

[Marco]

I think that this is commonly known as thread crapping.

Muchos drollas :D

Marco.

[Audio Al]

I think I'll squeeze out a rather troublesome stool - one that for a few days now has been stubbornly unwilling to dislodge itself...

Marco.

I always thought you were full of it :lol:...:ner:

[Marco]

Tee-hee... it's an unfortunate by-product of my obsession with the back end of ewes! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Barry]

I could go much further! :D

Marco.

P.S You don't think I was being serious, do you?

Maybe you're drinking too much red wine - it can harden the stools and make them difficult to pass. Either that or you're not getting enough dietary fibre or eating enough fruit.

Fortunately I don't have any problems in that department, in fact the opposite: about half an hour I have drunk a cup of coffee, I have an irresistable urge to visit the little boy's room!

(Maybe the above is too much information!)

Barry

[Marco]

I don't have any problems at all in that department either, daftee. I was only kidding, and exercising my penchant for scatological humour! ;)

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to press out another 'Toffee Crisp'...... :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Barry]

I don't have any problems at all in that department either, daftee. I was only kidding, and exercising my penchant for scatological humour! ;)

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to press out another 'Toffee Crisp'...... :eyebrows:

Marco.

Is that like a 'Picnic' or a 'Lion Bar': about four inches long and 'nobbly'?

[Marco]

Yes, with 'bits' on, much like how 'jobbies' often have corn [or what seems like corn] stuck to them, even though you haven't eaten any.... :scratch:

Marco.

[CageyH]

Where would you say you fit in?

http://totalwellcoach.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Bristol-Stool-Chart-with-Diagnosis.jpg

[Marco]

Number 4 (only longer and more solid), with 'bits in', but with the thickness and texture of 3. I normally manage three nice big ones like that, requiring several flushes to shift! :D :lol:

Marco.

[Oddball]

Disturbing!!!

What a sh1t way to end the night :lol:

[Marco]

Hehehe... There's nothing like slipping out a few 'chocolate submarines' after breakfast. Sets you up for the rest of the day! :D

Marco.

[Barry]

Hehehe... There's nothing like slipping out a few 'chocolate submarines' after breakfast. Sets you up for the rest of the day! :D

Marco.

:doh:

[Marco]

:lolsign:

It's true - that 'emptying feeling' is great: like a big release, and a sensation of feeling two stone lighter! :D

Marco.

[CageyH]

It's commonly known as "releasing the chocolate hostages".

[Barry]

This could be the start of a long list of euphemisms for the act of defecation. So I’ll start with one with a musical connection.

The French have a euphemism for defecation: “planting flowers”. It is said that the jazz clarinettist Sidney Bechet thought of a tune whilst he was relieving himself, so he called it ‘Petite Fleur’.

J7u9x50GGGs

[Marco]

Lol - trust you to attempt to intellectualise a thread that's basically about shite! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Marco]

It's commonly known as "releasing the chocolate hostages".

Or 'catapulting the Caramac'?

Marco.

[Barry]

Lol - trust you to attempt to intellectualise a thread that's basically about shite! :eyebrows:

Marco.

Aw! I believe the 'Reithian triad' should be applied to AoS: Information, Education and Entertainment. :D

I'm in a good mood today: I have just had my six-monthly medical check up and everything is fine - and the very nice man from the Inland Revenue has sent me a tax refund cheque. :)

[walpurgis]

I'm in a good mood today: I have just had my six-monthly medical check up and everything is fine - and the very nice man from the Inland Revenue has sent me a tax refund cheque. :)

Good for you matey. :)

[Firebottle]

Excellent Barry, two of the best things, good health and 'free' money.

(Well you must have paid it in in the first place)

:)