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[Gordon Steadman]

It is not often I uncover parts of my body to the sun but just occasionally I abandon the jeans for a pair of shorts. A bit warm today so off they came. I looked at the legs which look unlike those bits that are normally exposed to the sun and said to Ronnie "Just look at my willy light legs" To which she replied patting me on the thigh, "well, we all know your legs are like your willy lite":eyebrows:

There is normally only one reason for her trying to boost my ego.

I doubt I shall enjoy hearing about what she has bought or is about to buy:(

[struth]

Ah, some foo for the stereo ;)

[Gordon Steadman]

Ah, some foo for the stereo ;)

Didn't you mean some stoo for the fereo?

[struth]

if you send me several thousand gdp I will send you a few chunks of resin you can nail to ra wall....:eyebrows: