If a sheep is in your garden?

[kirstysdad]

Can you legally kill it and eat it?:doh:

[Anthony K]

Just wave a jar of colemans mint jelly at it. You'll never see it again.

[archiesdad]

Depends how you kill it maybe?

[Macca]

Not had a sheep in the garden but have had cows in the car park. Why would they go somewhere where there is no grass to eat?

[Stratmangler]

You could try shagging it to death.
You are in Wales after all.
I can't see the farmer complaining too much, and your defence could be that you were lost in the throes of passion.

Then following that you have a post coital barbecue :D

[Anthony K]

I am sure someone owns it therefore that would be seen as cold blooded murder with intent to devour.
You could always lure it into your driveway and claim it as roadkill

[Joe]

Tell it to get the flock out of there.

[Macca]

Maybe it's on the lam(b)...

[Joe]

Maybe it's on the lam(b)...

There's a Blue Oyster Cult track entitled 'I'm On The Lam (But I Ain't No Sheep)'

[kirstysdad]

All good sensible answers that I'd hoped...:eek:

[struth]

Can you legally kill it and eat it?:doh:

No, you cannot. The farmer would be cross.... if, on the other hand you own a stout pair of wellies :eyebrows:

[Macca]

You're out in the wilds, what does legally have to do with it.

I'm a city boy but I reason it like this: Sheep belongs to farmer. Farmers are generally short red faced men who are always angry. They also have shotguns.

Rather than killing the sheep I would make sure no harm comes to it whilst it is on your property. If it so much as grazes a hoof the farmer will be after you.

[struth]

My brother has sheep....I really should have introduced Marco :lol:

[Marco]

Bessie wouldn't forgive me, she's the jealous type! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

He has some nice young virgins :eyebrows:

[Andrei]

You could try shagging it to death.
You are in Wales after all.
I can't see the farmer complaining too much, and your defence could be that you were lost in the throes of passion.

Then following that you have a post coital barbecue :D
You're assuming it's a ram, aren't ewe

[prestonchipfryer]

Shear it and make a nice pullover.

[Marco]

Before or after you've shagged it?

Marco.

[Stratmangler]

You're assuming it's a ram, aren't ewe

That's a terrible pun!
You should feel a bit sheepish after that ;)

[Frazeur1]

Is it an electric sheep?

[Gordon Steadman]

Is it an electric sheep?

Maybe it's all a dream:)

[shane]

Farmers are generally short red faced men who are always angry. They also have shotguns.

My son's a farmer. He's fair-haired, about 6' 2", definitely not red-faced and usually very placid. He does have a shot-gun though. Three, in fact. One pump-action. And a .22 rifle. And he doesn't take kindly to sheep rustlers.

[wee tee cee]

It better watch out, there may be dogs about!!!!