!!! Fondling in bed !!!

[Audio Al]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/bigboobs/Image.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/bigboobs/media/Image.jpg.html)
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:D

[Gazjam]

:lol:

[struth]

small remote or BIG woman??;)

[Barry]

Why don't you post these in "Jokes & Funnies"? That is what the thread is there for: the name gives it away!

[Marco]

"He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed passed the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg..............where his probing fingers brushed against a huge pair of hairy balls, and was met with a greeting, in a gruff voice of: 'All right, darlin'?'"

"Recoiling in horror, at the shock of having 'pulled' a lady-boy, from down the pub, Allen quickly jumped out of bed before the hairy hulk he'd brought home could interfere with his privates (and in the process discover that he was wearing his wife's panty-girdle). 'Don't be like that, luv', stuttered Allen's rejected lover, through the gaps in his false teeth, 'You were right keen on me earlier! I promise I'll be gentle with yer', giving Al a knowing grin and a little wink....".

"Al thought about it for a few seconds, as he'd always considered himself as the adventurous type, but declined the offer on the basis that his somewhat comical, 3-inch 'chubby', would unlikely be sufficient to satisfy the hulking huge man-beast that lay dribbling before him. At that, grabbing the clothes that he'd eagerly tossed aside earlier in anticipation of some rampant rumpy-pumpy, Al ran out of the room as fast as his, somewhat restrictive, panty-girdle (which now had a little damp patch on the front) would allow him, never to be seen again."

:lolsign:

Marco.

[British high fidelity]

WTF LOL

[Firebottle]

It's the continuing interplay between Marco and Audio Al Deano, all very amusing.

It's also where the 'Super-Daftee and Pishanto Specialist' comes from :mental::rfl::rfl:

[British high fidelity]

Hey I was quoting WTF which means what the fook, I'm not participating or condoning this, lol

[British high fidelity]

Alan and Marco this is your fight hehe

[Marco]

I think Al can take good-natured piss take, from his sheepy pal! ;)

Marco.

[Audio Al]

I think Al can take good-natured piss take, from his sheepy pal! ;)

Marco.

Why of course darling dangly bits , I won't become all SHEEPISH :D

[ReggieB]

Hmmm. Too much firkytoodling (http://www.definition-of.com/firkytoodle) for my liking.

[Audio Advent]

Hmmm. Too much firkytoodling (http://www.definition-of.com/firkytoodle) for my liking.

I'm going to have to learn me some more 17th Century phrases!