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jasonC
31-03-2015, 20:10
This one according to the seller does
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Farting-SURE-TA2024-T-amp-unused-immaculate-but-farts-/151635152581?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item234e28cec5

for those who do not want to click the link i will copy and paste

Excellent SURE ta2024 t-amp. Boxed (used for about 3 minutes); wonderfully transparent mini amp with standard rca inputs and excellent minimalist styling ..... however it makes a farting noise (found out to my cost) which is clearly its party piece. Can't really complain, the people from SURE are delightful and it's sweet that they can make farting amps. Sold as a novelty item (amuse your friends! as Monty Python used to say—or, as SURE says 'Have fun with us').

Warning, the loud farting noise is associated with transients and might well damage speakers .... but I don't see why you shouldn't enjoy the amps unique farting qualities in the the privacy of your own home at very, very moderate volume levels. I've had 2 of these and both farted; should you be unfortunate enough to find that the SURE novelty amp will not fart I will refund the difference between the cost of my amp and a new one from SURE minus their postage (who are only a month or so away by post and usually apologetic).

southall-1998
31-03-2015, 20:16
What an idiot!

S.

Pieoftheday
31-03-2015, 20:19
What an idiot!

S.

Eerm ...

walpurgis
31-03-2015, 20:20
He says it "farts" on transients. It's clipping!

(he's probably trying to drive a pair of IMFs with it :lol:)

southall-1998
31-03-2015, 20:23
He says it "farts" on transients. It's clipping!

(he's probably trying to drive a pair of IMFs with it :lol:)

Or maybe ATC's :lol: :eyebrows:

S.

jasonC
31-03-2015, 21:11
i do not know what i find more funny.
what he types on his listing or that he has the nerve to start bids at £25

mikmas
31-03-2015, 22:07
If it's "unused" how does he know it farts?

Presumably I could return it if it fails to fart.... or perhaps it's like a tree farting in the woods ...

montesquieu
31-03-2015, 23:18
My amp doesn't fart.

Neither does the wife. Not once. Ever. In 10 years. Remarkable.

trio leo
01-04-2015, 09:45
If it's sh@t, it's not surprising it farts.:lol:

cheers Al

Frazeur1
01-04-2015, 11:14
I wonder if it smells too?

struth
01-04-2015, 11:40
This one according to the seller does
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Farting-SURE-TA2024-T-amp-unused-immaculate-but-farts-/151635152581?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item234e28cec5

for those who do not want to click the link i will copy and paste

Excellent SURE ta2024 t-amp. Boxed (used for about 3 minutes); wonderfully transparent mini amp with standard rca inputs and excellent minimalist styling ..... however it makes a farting noise (found out to my cost) which is clearly its party piece. Can't really complain, the people from SURE are delightful and it's sweet that they can make farting amps. Sold as a novelty item (amuse your friends! as Monty Python used to say—or, as SURE says 'Have fun with us').

Warning, the loud farting noise is associated with transients and might well damage speakers .... but I don't see why you shouldn't enjoy the amps unique farting qualities in the the privacy of your own home at very, very moderate volume levels. I've had 2 of these and both farted; should you be unfortunate enough to find that the SURE novelty amp will not fart I will refund the difference between the cost of my amp and a new one from SURE minus their postage (who are only a month or so away by post and usually apologetic).

My amp doesnt but I do! :eyebrows: everybody does actually as we produce a minimum of 500 mililitres of gas everyday.

www.vox.com/2014/12/4/7332411/fart-flatulence

struth
08-04-2015, 21:18
Think mine farted today. might have been the phono amp, or it might have been Nina letting off during recordings

walpurgis
08-04-2015, 21:36
My dog farts a lot. Smelly boy! :lol:

Marco
09-04-2015, 07:04
Mine had a little 'phut' yesterday, and I kept it company by unleashing a veritable trouser-ripper (one could call it 'flatulence in stereo').... Shmelled of boiled cabbage and old drains :eyebrows:

Marco.

southall-1998
09-04-2015, 16:16
My dog farts a lot. Smelly boy! :lol:


I can well imagine!

S.

Audio Advent
10-04-2015, 23:08
If it's "unused" how does he know it farts?

Presumably I could return it if it fails to fart.... or perhaps it's like a tree farting in the woods ...

Doesn't say anywhere it's unused.. :scratch:

Marco
10-04-2015, 23:13
I just had a small 'pump'...

Marco.

struth
10-04-2015, 23:14
I just ripped me pants