Missing a trick

[hermit]

I think we could be missing a trick when it comes to advertising our kit for sale to best effect.

This young fellow has appeared on gumtree to show us the way forward. Tada!!

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/z/yL8AAOSwEeFU75LU/$_86.JPG

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/z/7yQAAOSwNSxU75L3/$_86.JPG

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/z/XhsAAOSwPhdU75bB/$_86.JPG

[walpurgis]

Looks a right...............!

[struth]

Looks a right...............!

Knob!!! he's doing something with his knob .... a few stains on the manky pants too:eyebrows:

[mikmas]

...wonder if he irons his joggy bottoms?

[Marco]

Is that his mum’s blouse he’s wearing?

Marco.

[Andrei]

Is that his mum’s blouse he’s wearing?
That, and her glasses.

[Stiffy]

I think they've just been to see Fifty Shades and come home for a bit of role play and passion.
Let's take a closer look at the evidence Guv.

He's dressed up as the lead singer from the Associates (80's band) and his girlfriend appears to be wearing a wig resembling Princess Leia from Star Wars.
She was yearning for his hairy ewok but the sight of her virginal white scuddies on the floor beside his foot was just a step too far for the poor boy hence the stain on his joggers.

A water tight case methinks.

[The Barbarian]

Looks a right...............!

:lol:

[Firebottle]

Yeah, but who's taking the pictures .......................menage a trois :eek: ?

[mikeyb]

Let's be honest Hermit, you found this in the 'Personal Ads' section didn't you?

:)

Mike.

[Marco]

Looks a right...............!

Would you bang it?

Marco.

[Eagle owl]

:lol: at this thread.

[Stiffy]

Me too:rfl:

[Gazjam]

where's Penance when you need him... :bonk:

[RichB]

Looks a right...............!

Tidy system.... everybody knows that for optimal subwoofer performance you place it right next to the delicate electronics!

That's where I was going wrong all these years.

[Mr. C]

Marco

I see that new years regime has paid dividends

[Marco]

:lolsign:

Nice to see you checking in for a change, Tonester, instead of parking your arse full-time on TAS! ;)

Anyway, are you planning on using the new sub-forum I’ve given you in the trade room, and which you’ve paid for, or it going to function solely as an ornament? :D

Marco.

[Mr. C]

Hi Marco

The last 12 months has been very busy, wildly so and currently trying to warp the time stamps between multi-verse Panes to enable superior cloning techniques as you canna break the laws of physics captain!

In the coming weeks I will populate said space with some desirable goodies.

We have a few big projects happening at the moment so time is tight, however I will be happening i the not too distant future.

In the my time my lad, keep up the good work, I feel Gumtree will be seeking your services as a full time professional 'artistic' model for their growing band of disillusioned Flea bay disenchanted tight wads.

Though please do draw the line a underwear demonstrations, the world has seen too much heart ache this year already. :D

Mind you I have had coarse to bite one's lower lip of late after perusing some rather poor imitations of snobbish public schoolboy musical aloofness. With statements that hark back to good old days of Flash-man and one upmanship laced with deluded superiority of epically boorish proportions . Quite vulgar actually Marco.

A more prime example of how the world views audiophools could not have been more succinctly illustrated if Rick Mayal had written it himself.

To quote a rather understated gent who could play the piano a wee bit.


'We're as valid as anything by Beethoven," declared Jon Lord of his band, Deep Purple,

Music snobs are one of life's misnomers, usually a fragile ego wrapped up within an inferiority complex, smoothed with the enigma which is monumental delusions of grandeur.

Followed by a replay system so twisted in one direction it makes anything other than Bach's prelude and fugue No.1 in C minor seem like 'Firestorm' in Marylin Manson's mosh pit after a good Columbia marching power session with the local west coast law enforcement snatch team.

Though Wagner's ring would perhaps be a little too rambunctious for the local sisters of mercy choir heading up St Mary Magdalene's holy trinity week one feels.


Real music lovers appreciate all forms of the art where they actually like it or not they aren't particularly prone to bouts of virtual soap box scathing vitriol from the safe Bastian of one's keyboard, comfy slippers, mogadon laced hot sweet tea, with one's trusty Churchwarden fired up and ready to rumble.

Let us take solace in the fact these individuals are limited to such barbarous scathings to enrich their lives other than hearing the familiar click and pop of Jasper Carrot's Funky Moped being spun up for that illicit Sunday afternoon time window while Mable is rearranging the flowers for the local 'Rev' in the vestry at St Jude's (Cuz it's a trendy divine being worship area you know :D).

Will his guilty pleasures know no bounds?

Can't wait for the next enthralling episode of 'My cousin fifth removed, the music snob' then hop over the Sky channel 14 for a special preview now.

Music should be fun, instill emotions and feelings both by the composer and the players what ever style you like or prefer it is a great leveler and brings together people like no other activity (except for a good session at the pig and whistle after a few pints of old farmer Tom's top scrumpy brew ' The sweaty jockstrap') :eek:

The sole domain of individuals who try and high jack it with the high mind ideals and principles of Guardian readers and guttersnipes.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMUt1ZfuT9w

[Marco]

God knows what the feck that was all about, but I *think* it was funny!! :lol:

Marco.