French letter?

[Covenant]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2967674/Drunk-man-admitted-trying-sex-postbox-dead-weeks-appearing-court.html

[Barry]

In France the colloquialism for condoms is les lettres anglais! :lol: I once passed through the French town of Condom - not sure if that is where the idea of le préservatif originated; I doubt it though. :scratch:

[struth]

had visions of him astride it posting a letter:doh:

[Marco]

Yeah, beasting into its back-end to the tune of "La Marseillaise”! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Covenant]

He said it was a first class experience.

[struth]

He was looking for the Special Delivery slot apparently :eyebrows:

[CageyH]

Shouting "Come on postie, empty yer sack in me box" (To coin a classic line from Viz),

[Audio Al]

I found a invitation to France on my doorstep
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A French letter with cum in it :lol:


;)