A Little Shiatzu

[struth]

:) just got one of these babies

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/07/27b5069c86c1d3f7e54f3979cff8ec4e.jpg


its the berries!

[Marco]

Nice - does it have an absorbent cushion to catch the pish? :D

Marco.

[struth]

Yep and heaters to vape it into the atmosphere. You really find out your friends with this baby[emoji12]

[Marco]

Quality! :eyebrows:

I presume it came with a free 'big slipper'?

Marco.

[awkwardbydesign]

And the incontinence pants?

[struth]

It helping my knackered back

[Marco]

That's good, as the alternative is a blonde walking over it, wearing nothing but 6" high-heels....

Marco.

[struth]

I'll take the blonde.........oh, and a mirror :eyebrows:

[Marco]

Hehehe... Useful, but you'll end up with dandruff on it! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Barry]

With Charles Mingus's "Ysobel's Table Dance" being played in the background whilst it's being done. :eyebrows:

[struth]

With Charles Mingus's "Ysobel's Table Dance" being played in the background whilst it's being done. :eyebrows:
Isobels minge eh?[emoji12]

[Marco]

Yesh, I believe she has quite a 'tuft' (with a thick enough 'pile', which you can plat into pigtails).... :eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

care needs to be taken or the pubic prosecutor will enter the fray.:doh:

[struth]

having another shiatzu....bliss:eyebrows:

[Marco]

I had one earlier too, and feel about 2 stone lighter now! :eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

:lolsign: Thanks for the mental picture

[Marco]

Ye cannae beat a right gid clear oot! :D

Marco.

[struth]

I decided on a double shiatzu this morning:eyebrows:

[struth]

i am addicted! i just cant stop shiatzu-ing:D

[Marco]

No skidmarks I hope? :eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

No skidmarks I hope? :eyebrows:

Marco.

one or two...it cant be helped alas. ...the vibrating seat it rather good too:eyebrows:

[Marco]

one or two...it cant be helped alas. ...

Measure them for me, when you get a chance. Straightness and 'continuity' are the most important criteria, as are depth of colour and 'texture'.

Marco.

[struth]

Im feeling rosy all over now...probably cause i was up the crack of dawn this morning;)

[Marco]

Nice one, so have you got a tape measure handy? :D

Marco.

[struth]

4 1/4"....i will call skid control...............:wowzer:

[Marco]

Was that taken from inside or outside of the 'skid pan'? :eyebrows:

Marco.

[struth]

diagonally!! heres a pic of the chair

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/11/7e772fcdea81580e289a07ccc76a8ee5.jpg

[struth]

this gent failed to wear his anti poop pants

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/11/ded7bebd545d2d098bc08d73f398d333.jpg