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Gazjam
14-01-2015, 08:28
Cheers. :)
Marco
14-01-2015, 08:29
8.29am, daftee! Ain’t ya got a watch? :D

Marco.
CageyH
14-01-2015, 14:14
It's time for house....
Roy S
14-01-2015, 14:15
Hammer time?
Ali Tait
14-01-2015, 14:26
Miller time..
The Barbarian
14-01-2015, 14:28
Emulsioning a wall orange time

:eyebrows:
MikeMusic
14-01-2015, 15:38
Music time !

:)
Firebottle
14-01-2015, 15:48
Time for a beer :cool:
It must be 5 o'clock somewhere :D
walpurgis
14-01-2015, 15:55
Time for Tiffin!

As somebody said a few times many years ago in the film 'Carry on Up The Khyber' (I think it meant Sid James wanted a shag). :D
shane
14-01-2015, 16:02
Bluebottle
What time is it Eccles?


Eccles
Err, just a minute. I, I've got it written down 'ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.


Bluebottle
Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?


Eccles
Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem.


Bluebottle
Wait a minute Eccles, my good man...


Eccles
What is it fellow?


Bluebottle
It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.


Eccles
I know that my good fellow. That's right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.


Bluebottle
Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?


Eccles
Ah, den I don't show it to dem.


Bluebottle
Ooohhh...


Eccles
[Smacks lips] Yeah.


Bluebottle
Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?


Eccles
I've got it written down on a piece of paper!


Bluebottle
Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written on.


Eccles
Oohhhh.


Bluebottle
'Ere Eccles?


Eccles
Yah.


Bluebottle
Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? - 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'.


Eccles
What? I've been sold a forgery!


Bluebottle
No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock.


Eccles
Oh dear.


Bluebottle
You should get one of them tings my grandad's got.


Eccles
Oooohhh?


Bluebottle
His firm give it to him when he retired.


Eccles
Oooohhh.


Bluebottle
It's one of dem tings what it is that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettil, and pours a cuppa tea.


Eccles
Ohhh yeah! What's it called? Um.


Bluebottle
My granma.


Eccles
Ohh... Ohh, ah wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock?


Bluebottle
She's got it written down on a piece of paper!
struth
14-01-2015, 16:33
Time for Tiffin!

As somebody said a few times many years ago in the film 'Carry on Up The Khyber' (I think it meant Sid James wanted a shag). :D

Tiffin Time.
CageyH
14-01-2015, 18:01
:partytime:
Marco
14-01-2015, 18:05
Time for a Samuel Shank?

Marco.
struth
14-01-2015, 18:20
An Aberdeen sheep shank:eyebrows: top contest
Marco
14-01-2015, 18:27
Beh-ssie, oh Beh-ssie baby, showz yer pishers! :eyebrows:

Marco.
anthonyTD
14-01-2015, 18:42
Home time! :)
Mr Kipling
14-01-2015, 18:46
'Round about now.

Could be slightly fast, though.
Ninanina
14-01-2015, 18:50
Shane that's one of my favourite Goon moments :D
walpurgis
14-01-2015, 18:55
'a bit later than it was earlier'
Mr Kipling
14-01-2015, 18:55
Soon be supper time.

And then bed time.

Sometimes wonder if I'm living on borrowed time.
shane
14-01-2015, 19:15
Milligan at his most surreal!
The Black Adder
14-01-2015, 19:44
Tea time, around 6 o'clock.
Gazjam
14-01-2015, 19:55
Time for an upgrade?
Gazjam
14-01-2015, 19:57
Chuckin' out time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM