News Of The Day: (Ticker-Tape Sound)

[Mr Kipling]

Man pays £300 for operation on constipated goldfish to have tumour removed ---

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Reseachers in the US have found that 2/3s of cancers are down to pure chance when cells divide ---

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My knees are killing me ---

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[Audio Al]

The same doctor said

" Cancer is the best way to die , You have time to reflect and plan "

[Firebottle]

Khardashians strike a new pose - do we give a shit?

:carrot::carrot::carrot::rock::yay: My 1000th posting

[Mr Kipling]

The same doctor said

" Cancer is the best way to die , You have time to reflect and plan "

No. The cancer findings are from an American study carried out that looked into a number of different types and their causes.

Cancer being the best way to die was one choice of a number which also included: alzeimers, multiple-organ failure and a few others. It was being looked at from the relatives' point of view.

[Mr Kipling]

Khardashians strike a new pose - do we give a shit?

:carrot::carrot::carrot::rock::yay: My 1000th posting

?

I suppose a 1000th posting has to be got one way or another…

[Firebottle]

I didn't realise it was my 1000th until I had written the 'news of the day' on the first line :doh:

[Mr Kipling]

Bono will never play the guitar again.

There is a god after all.

[Marco]

I’ve just squeezed out a nice jobby. Six inches of solid ‘Toffee Crisp’...

Marco.

[prestonchipfryer]

My pussy sleeps, eats, goes out for a shit, etc., and then repeats itself.

[Effem]

Prince Andrew is accused of slipping the gentleman's sausage into a young woman aged 17.

All the young men in the world who have done likewise need to form an orderly queue behind his Highness. Where will it all end? Twice round the globe probably.

[Mr Kipling]

First official release of Batman the tv series comes to Bluray next month.

You get a model of the Batmobile. Seems to look nothing like that which appeared in the series.

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[Macca]

Holy high resolution, Batman!

[struth]

Holy high resolution, Batman!

classic

[Mr Kipling]

Holy high resolution, Batman!

At a price.

It's available pre-order at Amazon for £100. Probably cheaper from the US. I'll have a look

[Mr Kipling]

It's actually more from the US at $165/£109. Oddly enough, it's never been officially released to dvd yet.