A Joke for Marco

[Audio Al]

Marco walks into a bar in Scotland and orders a white wine.

All the men sitting around the bar look up, expecting to

see some person from the Midlands.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

Marco says, "No, I'm from Wrexham."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Wrexham?"

Marco says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a

taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us.


:lol:

[Marco]

Lol - you are a dafteeeeeeeeeeee……

Marco.

[Tarzan]

:lol: Good one Al.

[archiesdad]

Sounds like he was in a pub I know.:whippin::whippin::whippin:

[awkwardbydesign]

I used to live on Anglesey. All the jokes about the Welsh and sheep? They are true!

[walpurgis]

I used to live on Anglesey. All the jokes about the Welsh and sheep? They are true!

Hardly surprising. Have you seen the women? :eek: :lol:

[Haselsh1]

Young boy watching his Dad put on wellies as he goes into the garden at Christmas. Young boy see's an L and an R on the wellies and asks Dad why there is an L and an R on his boots. Nice one son Dad says. It is so I know which boot goes on which foot. L for left, R for right...! Son thinks for a while and then retorts, Is that why Mommies knickers have C&A in them :eyebrows:

[Marco]

:lolsign:

Quality, Shaun!

Marco.

[take5]

.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, ?"

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?

The bartender grins and hollers.




Al, doesnt sound like any Glaswegian I've heard. :scratch:

I did see John Wayne in a Western once. He talked about "tarnation" and "hollering."

Could it have been whilst Marco was visiting the Wild West ? :)

YEE HAAAA !!