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Mr Kipling
16-12-2014, 23:27
Being 100% cotton, is there potential danger of instantaneous combustion?

If so, should I change to a polyester mix - or simply not wear any, thereby eliminating any possible threat.
walpurgis
16-12-2014, 23:31
Just to be on the safe side Stephen, I'd go for industrial grade canvas with 'fire retardant'. They'll crackle and chafe a bit, but last you forty years. ;)
Mr Kipling
16-12-2014, 23:37
Just to be on the safe side Stephen, I'd go for industrial grade canvas with 'fire retardant'. They'll crackle and chafe a bit, but last you forty years. ;)

What a cracking idea!

Would I need to change them?
zombilly
16-12-2014, 23:41
Personally I go with spandex underwear due to its superior whicking abilities,though there was an unfortunate incident when both myself and my waxer,Robbie,were wearing the same lurid pink pair. Luckily the missus was present so he didnt get any funny ideas. Which is just as well given the positions I subsequently found myself in.
struth
16-12-2014, 23:47
You cannot beat wool for that lived in feel
walpurgis
17-12-2014, 00:01
You cannot beat wool for that lived in feel

That would be a tent, surely? :)
walpurgis
17-12-2014, 00:03
Personally I go with spandex underwear due to its superior whicking abilities,though there was an unfortunate incident when both myself and my waxer,Robbie,were wearing the same lurid pink pair. Luckily the missus was present so he didnt get any funny ideas. Which is just as well given the positions I subsequently found myself in.

Ah, just having the old 'Brazilian' tidied were you? :)
struth
17-12-2014, 00:11
That would be a tent, surely? :)

Well, I don't like to boast :D
walpurgis
17-12-2014, 00:12
What a cracking idea!

Would I need to change them?

For what? :eyebrows:
Marco
17-12-2014, 00:24
Ones with an absorbent panel? :D

Marco.
walpurgis
17-12-2014, 00:27
Ones with an absorbent panel? :D

Marco.

And a crap hatch at the back. Saves all that embarrassing fumbling and grunting! :D
struth
17-12-2014, 00:33
That's the beauty of wool...a natural hatch
Andrei
17-12-2014, 01:57
You cannot beat wool for that lived in feel
Not only that, but they are a right turn on for a sheepshagger. I'm a bit tight at the moment - so does anyone know where I can get some second hand, preferably double-gusseted.
Marco
17-12-2014, 07:15
I'm a bit tight at the moment...

That’s not what I've heard, floppsy, after all the ‘action’ your back-end has seen recently! :eyebrows:

Marco.
Spectral Morn
17-12-2014, 08:20
Silk

Comfy and excellent ballistic properties

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2028067/Protecting-privates-privates-Ballistic-boxers-work-troops-say-cups.html
synsei
17-12-2014, 09:54
Silk

Comfy and excellent ballistic properties

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2028067/Protecting-privates-privates-Ballistic-boxers-work-troops-say-cups.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/19/article-2028067-0D7F570900000578-459_468x573.jpg

Major Crap: "Ah, Lieutenant Draws, this must be Private Cock and Private Balls, stand easy, I have a very important mission for you...." :D
Markiii
17-12-2014, 10:02
if you need an expert opinion, I know an accountant you could ask
brian2957
17-12-2014, 11:02
Smart but casual :D


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struth
17-12-2014, 11:04
Thats a big tit
brian2957
17-12-2014, 11:10
Oi !! I'm quite small actually . :lol:
Audio Al
17-12-2014, 12:04
Pants

Easy use from 1st January

Black marker pen

Mark outer waist band , Front A , Rear B

Turn pants inside out and repeat C and D


Week one use A at the front
Week 2 use B At at the front
Week 3 use C At at the front
Week 4 use D At at the front

Check visual condition , If not crusty repeat above , If VERY crusty sling on the pile for the end of year wash ;)

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Mr Kipling
17-12-2014, 12:20
You… Dirty Old Man…
walpurgis
17-12-2014, 19:03
You… Dirty Old Man…

'Fraid not. I'm the "dirty old man" around here. Gotta keep the girls happy! :D
Ninanina
17-12-2014, 19:29
'Fraid not. I'm the "dirty old man" around here. Gotta keep the girls happy! :D


:rfl::rfl:
Gazjam
17-12-2014, 20:41
Pants

Easy use from 1st January

Black marker pen

Mark outer waist band , Front A , Rear B

Turn pants inside out and repeat C and D


Week one use A at the front
Week 2 use B At at the front
Week 3 use C At at the front
Week 4 use D At at the front

Check visual condition , If not crusty repeat above , If VERY crusty sling on the pile for the end of year wash ;)

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Dont forget to break them up with a mallet before sticking 'em in for the wash...