Wanted: Something For Nothing

[Mr Kipling]

Quality items only.

No tat - Please.

Thanking you (In advance).

[windhoek]

And chicks for free?

[mad-moon]

one female...(Our lass) just turned 47 years old...a bit simple..but she's a canny cook and loves to spend time washing and cleaning...easy to please...just take her somewhere where she really loves to go twice a week (her mother's house) and you'll have no trouble with her at all....oh...You'll have to drop her off at the Bingo 3 times per week also.......you'll also have to collect her from the Northeast of England..as she has no sense of direction...except she can find her way from the bedroom to the kitchen... and back.

[Spectral Morn]

And the point of this thread is?

Folks this section of the forum is for selling or asking for specific items not comedy.

So make a request for a specific audio item or items or the thread will be removed.


Regards Neil

[The Grand Wazoo]

Did you swallow your beard Neil, or is there another reason you can't smile?

[Ninanina]

Did you swallow your beard Neil, or is there another reason you can't smile?

:lol:

Stephen I know someone that could give you a cold for absolutely NOTHING... it's a real quality cold...let me know if you are interested in that ?

[loo]

one female...(Our lass) just turned 47 years old...a bit simple..but she's a canny cook and loves to spend time washing and cleaning...easy to please...just take her somewhere where she really loves to go twice a week (her mother's house) and you'll have no trouble with her at all....oh...You'll have to drop her off at the Bingo 3 times per week also.......you'll also have to collect her from the Northeast of England..as she has no sense of direction...except she can find her way from the bedroom to the kitchen... and back.

Swap you for a 46 year old right smart arse who cant heat a tin of soup ,is a right messy mare and hates housework, thinks she's Tommi Makinen's co driver if you ask her where were going oh and cant seem to find her way out of the bedroom especially when you need her.

[Andrei]

Swap you for a 46 year old right smart arse who cant heat a tin of soup ,is a right messy mare and hates housework, thinks she's Tommi Makinen's co driver if you ask her where were going oh and cant seem to find her way out of the bedroom especially when you need her.
Oi, you! Naff off! That's my missus you are talking about.

[Marco]

Now moved to the right area, where yooz can talk as much pish as yer wantz! ;)

Marco.

[take5]

You seem a genuine chap, so Im very happy to send you something for nothing.

No need to say thanks, it is nothing. No really, it will be nothing..... unless you can use the empty envelope.

Of course I would hope that you could send me £5 to cover postage. I wouldnt want to be out of pocket , for nothing.

[Mr Kipling]

Not sure what is abstract about wanting something (hi-fi) for nothing (free, without cost).

If someone has some Stax 'phones, an Oracle deck or an Audioromy 838 they would like to get rid of - I'm more than willing to take them off their hands.

[Accudazed]

I've got nothing for something.

Paypal accepted :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:

Steve

[Audio Al]

I was told I have won $580 million by email today , you can have this if you want :)