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Audio Al
21-09-2014, 22:52
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Politician: Baked or Grilled $100.00



The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the politicians?"



The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

Ninanina
21-09-2014, 23:07
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Politician: Baked or Grilled $100.00



The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the politicians?"



The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

Isn't that sooooo true??? ;)

I happen to think that DC is one of these little sh*t cases..... lies and more lies... !

MikeMusic
22-09-2014, 14:23
And there was the Lion who was licking his bum frantically....

His mate wanders up.
What's the problem

Just ate a politician, trying to get the taste out of my mouth