View Full Version : Alex Salmond Steps down....
Wakefield Turntables
19-09-2014, 15:47
Talk about throwing your dummy out of the pram.... :wanker:
jandl100
19-09-2014, 16:18
Coo - and I read it here first. :)
After working for this practically all his life, he is bound to be a bit miffed.
After lieing for this practically all his life, he is bound to be a bit miffed.
fixed for you :-)
Stratmangler
19-09-2014, 16:30
I think The United Kingdom owes him a great debt!
We should take the initiative to regain greater control over our own lives, and remind the wankers in Westminster that they're there for our benefit, not theirs!
There are too many of them have never kept a proper job - they've gone straight from University into politics, so it's no wonder they haven't got a clue about the concerns of the common man.
Hollywood is gonna make a film about him.....its to be called Chickenhearts.:doh: I'll get me coat!!
At least he's had the decency to fall on his sword. Just read that not only is he stepping down as First Minister but also as leader of the SNP too...
he's been talking to camoron,just found out what Scotland was promised and what they are really gonna get are 2 very different things
I think The United Kingdom owes him a great debt!
We should take the initiative to regain greater control over our own lives, and remind the wankers in Westminster that they're there for our benefit, not theirs!
There are too many of them have never kept a proper job - they've gone straight from University into politics, so it's no wonder they haven't got a clue about the concerns of the common man.
Hear, hear!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Chinless wonders of little use to man nor beast. Don’t worry, the people of Scotland will rise again and claim what is rightly theirs. As they say, this isn’t over ‘till it’s OVER! :trust:
Marco.
I think The United Kingdom owes him a great debt!
We should take the initiative to regain greater control over our own lives, and remind the wankers in Westminster that they're there for our benefit, not theirs!
There are too many of them have never kept a proper job - they've gone straight from University into politics, so it's no wonder they haven't got a clue about the concerns of the common man.
well said mate!!!!
Wakefield Turntables
19-09-2014, 18:02
Interesting to hear opinions on this, keep em coming.
Distraction tactics nothing more, the man's a scumbag.
archiesdad
19-09-2014, 18:16
I assume it's Alex Salmond we're referring to here, if so he's not going right as I here just not standing again, not really seen the news just odd snippets, the hotel industry will be sorry he's spent a hell of a lot of our money on jollies.
Spectral Morn
19-09-2014, 18:22
I think The United Kingdom owes him a great debt!
We should take the initiative to regain greater control over our own lives, and remind the wankers in Westminster that they're there for our benefit, not theirs!
There are too many of them have never kept a proper job - they've gone straight from University into politics, so it's no wonder they haven't got a clue about the concerns of the common man.
Agreed
Regards Neil
Wakefield Turntables
19-09-2014, 18:39
I assume it's Alex Salmond we're referring to here.
Sorry for the Typo...:rolleyes:
http://www.oilandgaspeople.com/news/1039/scottish-west-coast-untapped-oil-and-gas-reserves-worth-trillions/
Marco.
Wakefield Turntables
19-09-2014, 19:07
Interesting read, but one word sticks out, "could", as there could be worth trillions of pounds worth and gas and oil. No solid proof old bean.
Wanna hire a boat, strap on some diving gear, go there and find out? ;)
The point is, the oil available to Scotland may not just be restricted to that currently in the North Sea. I think that the matter should be properly investigated, don’t you?
Marco.
Wakefield Turntables
19-09-2014, 19:19
Wanna hire a boat, strap on some diving gear, go there and find out? ;)
The point is, the oil available to Scotland may not just be restricted to that in the North Sea. I think that the matter should be properly investigated, don’t you?
Marco.
Yeah I think we could investigate it properly and then keep all the resources that we find :D (sorry mate only ribbin' you).
Hehehehe… :D
The point is, corruption is rife and, in reality, we’re being governed by a bunch of liars and charlatans.
Marco.
Dig down deep enough into any countries affairs and you are going to find the odd 'discrepancy in the books', it's a fact of life. I do hope your attitude post referendum result is not indicative of the nation as a whole or the entire country is likely to implode :rolleyes: Oh, and don't always believe what you see on YT without being absolutely certain of the provenance of the material. I'm better placed to understand this more than most being a UFO researcher and as such having trawled through literally thousands of hours of so called 'genuine' footage.
Dig down deep enough into any countries affairs and you are going to find the odd 'discrepancy in the books', it's a fact of life.
I think if the above claim is correct, then it’s a little more than an “odd discrepancy”, Dave! This is a very serious matter, with a HUGE amount of money at stake.
I do hope your attitude post referendum result is not indicative of the nation as a whole or the entire country is likely to implode :rolleyes:
Well, if that’s what it takes to expose genuine corruption (if it exists), then so be it. Bring on a revolt. What are we supposed to do, roll over and accept it, like good little subservient citizens? Don’t rock the boat, eh?
Oh, and don't always believe what you see on YT without being absolutely certain of the provenance of the material.
I’m not “believing” anything. I’m simply saying that these accusations should be properly investigated, and if found true, heads should roll. Will it happen, though? Of course not, because it’ll all be swept under the carpet and covered up as usual by our corrupt government, which in reality is controlled by the banks and ‘the establishment’.
Marco.
Looks like the idiots are getting ready for a rumble with each other in Glasgow.
Looks like the idiots are getting ready for a rumble with each other in Glasgow.
Oh no :(
Looks like the idiots are getting ready for a rumble with each other in Glasgow.
Don’t approve of that! :nono:
The enemy is our bent and highly corrupt government, not each other.
Marco.
Good to see this whole referendum thing has ignited an interest in politics for you Marco ;)
brian2957
19-09-2014, 20:21
If we're fighting with each other we're not bothering them . So sad :rolleyes:
Hehehehe… :D
The point is, corruption is rife and, in reality, we’re being governed by a bunch of liars and charlatans.
Marco.
It gets worse every year tbf....would any of you trust a politician with your wallet? or worse your TT:eyebrows:
For every honest one there are a hundred at it. Just look at the expenses joke. Tip of the iceberg.
Good to see this whole referendum thing has ignited an interest in politics for you Marco ;)
I hate politics with a passion, but I will always fight against corruption and injustice, and NEVER meekly bow down to it. If all those genuinely guilty of such in our government could be lined up against a wall for shooting, I’d happily pull the trigger!!
With such corruption going on, is it any wonder why folk don’t vote during general elections? :doh:
Marco.
Turns out the fighting in George Square in Glasgow has not been between Yes & No voters. Unionists have turned up to riot, burning the Saltire, throwing flares, Nazi salutes, etc. Lots of English and Northern Irish accents.
They surrounded a young ‘Yes’ supporter, had her on the ground, stole her flag and tried to steal her phone! :rolleyes:
See this Twitter link for pics:
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Geor...re%22&src=tren
“Rule Britannia”, eh? Fucking tossers!! :wanker:
Marco.
Short video of "Better Together" supporters fighting…...
https://scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/...6b&oe=541CB4CE
As usual, folk jump to the wrong conclusions, and the innocent get blamed for any wrong-doing!
Marco.
This is a very serious matter
I’m not “believing” anything. I’m simply saying that these accusations should be properly investigated, and if found true, heads should roll. Will it happen, though? Of course not, because it’ll all be swept under the carpet and covered up as usual by our corrupt government, which in reality is controlled by the banks and ‘the establishment’.
Marco.
Strange that Alex 'Wallace' Salmond (and the SNP) has accepted the result and not questioned the count or asked for anything to be investigated. Surely their 'inside' information would have jumped on this and tried to capitalise on it before falling on his sword.
Accept it Marco, you lost - end of. In 6 months time you will have forgotten all about it and hope we have.
Dave.
Strange that Alex 'Wallace' Salmond (and the SNP) has accepted the result and not questioned the count or asked for anything to be investigated. Surely their 'inside' information would have jumped on this and tried to capitalise on it before falling on his sword.
Why would you ask for anything to be investigated if you thought there was no need? You’re also rather naive to think that there might not be some government cover up. Perhaps if AS saw the contents of that YouTube video, he’d think again… I agree with every word the narrator said:
“Scotland would never be allowed to depart from the United Kingdom. Do you really think the elite [read as ‘the establishment'] would allow that to happen? “No…..”
:exactly:
Accept it Marco, you lost - end of. In 6 months time you will have forgotten all about it and hope we have.
I had ‘accepted it’, until I sniffed the stench of corruption (based on evidence posted here and that which was sent to me)… Forget about Scottish Independence? Never.
Remember this: 45%, corrupted votes aside, of the people of Scotland voted FOR independence - and you’d need to be rather blinkered if you think that desire is going to be 'forgotten about' or go away anytime soon, no matter how much some of the English would like it to!! ;)
This matter is FAR from over. The Scottish people who want independence will have their day. Mark my words.
[Edit: just saw this]:
In 6 months time you will have forgotten all about it, and hope we have.
What exactly is that supposed to mean? Is it another threat, Dave, like before??
Marco.
This is ridiculous, what about the 55% of SCOTTISH voters who chose to stay within the UK, does their voice not count then? Really Marco you need to read up on the mechanics of democracy. This is exactly what I feared (born out of experience). The independence question has been decided by the people of Scotland and yet not only are the majorities wishes being ignored but somehow the English are to blame. TOSH!!! Such utter puerile nonsense is an insult to both nations and all those who strove so hard to bring this vote to the people. And with that I'm out of here as I have no wish to witness this car crash unfold any further... Perhaps I should begin a thread on fascism... :doh:
This is ridiculous, what about the 55% of SCOTTISH voters who chose to stay within the UK, does their voice not count then?
That’s not what I said, Dave. Of course it does, but equally, the views of the other 45% of the electorate, who passionately wanted independence, should not be forgotten - presuming of course that all the ’No’ votes were genuine! You appear to want to bury your head in the sand and not consider the possibility of fraud.
Yes, it’s an unpalatable thought, but when it comes to the murky business of politics, not exactly unheard of!
The desire for independence amongst Scottish people is destined to grow and grow, as more of them wake up and smell the coffee that this corrupt English government, in reality, doesn’t give a monkey's toss about their best interests, and will always continue to pander to the needs of the establishment - and the longer that’s allowed to continue, the closer the day of reckoning will come.
Marco.
Consider the fraud in Glasgow too,this seems to be ignored here even though I mentioned it earlier. No one has said which side it favoured but the police are investigating.
Blame the Unionists for the trouble in Glasgow. Just look how that disgraceful thug pulls the Saltire away from that girl:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scenes-violence-break-out-george-4290949
I know what I’d do with the fucker!!
Marco.
It's vote rigging I was referring to.
I know - and any type of fraud should be investigated, and if found to be true, severely punished! That includes the *real* people behind it, not simply some poor puppet caught with his pants down...! ;)
My posting of the previous link was simply to illustrate who the REAL troublemakers were creating the fracas in Glasgow.
Marco.
Stratmangler
19-09-2014, 22:48
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/scotland-independence-referendum-videos-claim-vote-definitely-fix-1466219
Interesting, mate…. I loved the bit about Father Ted - how apt!! :D
Here are some more pertinent stats, and something else even more interesting/worrying at the end….
List of Scottish newspaper owners (or not, as the case may be):
Scottish Sun 256,000 News Corp -England/USA
Daily Record 219,000 Trinity Mirror -English
Scottish Daily Mail 93,000 Daily Mail & Gen. Trust -English
Scottish Daily Express 54,000 Northern & Shell -English
Daily Star Of Scotland 49,000 Northern & Shell -English
The Herald 41,000 Newsquest/Gannet -English
The Scotsman 31,000 Johnston Press -English
Daily Telegraph 19,000 Barclay Brothers -English
The i 19,000 Alexander Lebedev -English/Russian
Scottish Daily Mirror 19,000 Trinity Mirror -English
The Times 18,000 News Corp -English/USA
The Guardian 11,000 Guardian Media Group -English
Evening Times 39,000 Newsquest/Gannet -English
Edinburgh Evening News 30,000 Johnston Press -English
Not one of the Scottish National papers in owned by a Scot.
To make matters worse, the editor of The Scottish Telegraph was offered a bonus of £20k if there was a ’No' vote:
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/911/UjbyEz.jpg
…and of course there’s no corruption, or any likelihood of the media being heavily biased towards ensuring that English interests are looked after, first and foremost!! :rolleyes:
Marco.
Whats new Marco.....it is what it is, and until you feel it for yourself you dont understand it.....a bit like war actually.just with a lot of pushing and shoving instead of bullets.
Indeed - I’m just ensuring that others here, keen to deny and waft away the stench of corruption and bias, have the ‘full fart’ released in their faces!!!
;)
Marco.
Jeez,didn't realise so many Scottish were this anti English
Why is highlighting government and media corruption deemed as being “anti English"?
Marco.
It is not anti English FFS....it is anti establishment that just happens to be mostly English.
Reading parts of this thread and seeing comments elsewhere on the web certainly seems that way
Do you think a Scottish gov would not have been corrupt?
Reading parts of this thread and seeing comments elsewhere on the web certainly seems that way
Nope, that’s simply you reading things wrongly, certainly in terms of what’s been written here.
The only thing that’s hated here is the corruption itself, and the establishment behind it, not the nationality of those involved. Although in terms of the latter, unfortunately they are mostly English.
Marco.
Do you think a Scottish gov would not have been corrupt?
So, are you admitting that the English one is, and that you condone it?
Marco.
It is not anti English FFS....it is anti establishment that just happens to be mostly English.
I know. The (deliberate?) misconstruing of what should be blatantly clear does your nut in, doesn’t it! :doh:
Marco.
I think it is the minority are a great scapegoat. English are by far the majority so even if say 20 crimes are commited in their neighbourhood it is the one from the minority that sticks with them. It happens up here too, but obviously to a lesser degree. The English feel intimidated by Europe as THEY are in the minority, and thus behave badly as far as Europe sees it.
As I say, it is all about perspective. That wee battle tonight in George Sq was jst a wee old firm battle. They were getting rusty and an excuse is an excuse like as far as these guys are concerned.:eyebrows:
I notice that Stu has conveniently avoided answering my question………… Come on, Stu, don’t be shy!
That wee battle tonight in George Sq was jst a wee old firm battle.
Really?? Observe the ‘No’ vote banners behind them….
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/905/9q6O1d.jpg
Scum bastards.
Marco.
Well there were 2 factions in Glasgow polarised as usual. The no s were rangers and the yes celtic in the main. It's Glasgow politics really for the Drongo.
I have heard it was orchestrated on both sides. An excuse for a barney. Looks bad and it was something wee Alec tried to destroy but was stymied by the forces of law n order ha!
Just saw those NAZI salutes now I'm back on the pc. I'd f**kin' shoot the little barstewards...happily pull the trigger.:steam:
So, are you admitting that the English one is, and that you condone it?
Marco.
Indeed i'd say they are and the media are a joke.
Just not sure how a Scottish gov would be less so.
I see politicians worldwide as self serving and not just the odd specific party.
The British gov needs a real shake up but can't see how this is going to happen.
They only offer tit bits when pushed into a corner as is being shown now with the pledges made to Scotland,will be surprised if much actually materialises though.
I personally don't think they will be another vote on the issue in our lifetime.
Must crash as have a long drive in a few hours.
Just saw those NAZI salutes now I'm back on the pc. I'd f**kin' shoot the little barstewards...happily pull the trigger.:steam:
That’s what I was getting at…..!
Marco.
Wtf with the Nazi salutes? This aftermath makes the whole of Scotland look like a llunatic asylum. Time for the English to vote on cutting them loose whether they want to go or not. Have they any idea how many Scots died to defeat Natioal Socialism?
This aftermath makes the whole of Scotland look like a llunatic asylum.
The WHOLE of Scotland? Get a grip, Martin. It was just a 'wee stramash’ in George Square in Glasgow!
You’ll notice how the decent Scots here abhor that shit as much as you do. Those scumbags above are not in any way representative of the majority of Scottish people, but are certainly no worse than some of the yobs, with similar tendencies, who follow English football teams.
Marco.
brian2957
20-09-2014, 10:30
An isolated incident in Glasgow involving a couple of hundred idiots , some who appear to traveled specially for the 'event ' and we're all lunatics :rolleyes: I wasn't going to comment further on this or any other thread regarding Scottish independence as I believe that the decision has been made and it's time for us to move on and get on with our business . However , there seems to be a lot of assumptions being made about Scotland and its people , most of whom are decent living hard working people .
An isolated incident in Glasgow involving a couple of hundred idiots , some who appear to traveled specially for the 'event ' and we're all lunatics :rolleyes:
Indeed.
It’s judgemental knee-jerk reactions like that which don’t do The English any favours, and what causes resentment. Sorry, Martin, but that comment was plain daft and out of order :doh:
The other point which seems to have been deliberately missed is that there were a lot of English and N. Irish in George Square, who as you say, Brian, had travelled there specially to cause trouble, which they duly did, so why automatically presume that the idiots offering Nazi salutes were Scottish?
Marco.
Here’s an interesting post on pfm, from someone who was in Glasgow at the time:
http://www.pinkfishmedia.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2414112&postcount=531
We're you down town last night? It was all quenelles and Union Jacks with lots of 'visitors’.
I don’t think it’s difficult painting a picture of what *really* happened there, as opposed to what you imagine happened, based on a stereotypical view of the Scots….
Marco.
Here’s an interesting (and rather amusing) article on how other Europeans (in this case a Portuguese chap), see the Brits: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/sep/20/who-said-britons-were-drunk-dirty-and-deplorable-joao-magueijo-portuguese-writer
Marco.
Although generalised, its a pretty fair description. The only time I've felt in danger when living abroad was when the Brits came calling.:lol:
Indeed.
It’s judgemental knee-jerk reactions like that which don’t do The English any favours, and what causes resentment. Sorry, Martin, but that comment was plain daft and out of order :doh:
Marco.
I said it 'makes Scotland look like a lunatic asylum' not that it means that it is. In other words I think they are giving the rest of you a bad name. Obviously the Scottish people on the whole are a sensible lot as the referendum result shows.
I accept that, Martin, but as you can see from the reaction you got, that was not how it came across.
Marco.
Although generalised, its a pretty fair description. The only time I've felt in danger when living abroad was when the Brits came calling.:lol:
I thought it was an amusing counterpoint to the stereotypical image of Scots and Scotland often painted by Brits (usually the English) :D
Sadly though, having spoken with many 100s of French, German and Italian people, over years of travelling around Europe on holiday, João Magueijo is far from alone in his views! ;)
Marco.
Okay, time to build a playlist for Marco seeing as he's still chuntering away on here, I think he needs cheering up a bit :D Fire up the Tannoy's me old fruit... :ner:
Here we go then with track one:
spotify:track:0UjYCMI2xROSC93rDCWjjc
:D
I accept that, Martin, but as you can see from the reaction you got, that was not how it came across.
Marco.
I understand that but I was in Liverpool at the time and typing on my phone so not ideal for making my post as nuanced as it could/should have been.
No problem. Hope you were going somewhere nice :)
Marco.
Okay, time to build a playlist for Marco seeing as he's still chuntering away on here, I think he needs cheering up a bit :D Fire up the Tannoy's me old fruit... :ner:
Here we go then with track one:
spotify:track:0UjYCMI2xROSC93rDCWjjc
Love it! :D
Marco.
I listened to the original John & Vangelis version for you too which is arguably even better ;)
No problem. Hope you were going somewhere nice :)
Marco.
Had a trip on the Mersey ferry, first time since the 1970's for me. Nothing has changed except that they now have a guide over the Tannoy telling you all about the history of the waterfront. Very enjoyable.
losenotaminute
27-09-2014, 10:14
Looks like Salmond has finally landed a suitable job:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/salmond-offered-syria-2014092691081
I'd have thought running the Caliphate as a new country would be even more suitable.
This one made me giggle, what a great website... :D
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/scottish-parliament-legalises-hunting-of-no-voters-2014092390910
Marco, why the angst? I thought you were more Italian than Scots - and I mean that with the greatest respect, being a half-breed myself... Both your parents are Italian descent/birth aren't they?
Yesh, darling, but I spent 35 years of my life living in Glasgow (where I was also born), and so witnessed first-hand the effects of the repression created on Scottish people by insular and unjust control from Westminster.
Incidentally, that’s my one-off comment on the matter here, specifically because you addressed me. All other comments of that nature by me will be made on the Government Corruption thread :)
Marco.
OK, I thought that was why. I'm not rocking the boat, but IMO, the north-south divide starts more just north of Manchester ;)
Thanks for reply.
OK, I thought that was why. I'm not rocking the boat, but IMO, the north-south divide starts more just north of Manchester ;)
Thanks for reply.
More like outside London and the SE. Look at HS2...all it will do is draw more people into London.
Shows you how insular and ‘up themselves’ they are then, doesn’t it? And folk wonder why that creates such gross resentment elsewhere in the UK, and especially in Scotland? :rolleyes:
Marco.
Shows you how insular and ‘up themselves’ they are then, doesn’t it? And folk wonder why that creates such gross resentment elsewhere in the UK, and especially in Scotland? :rolleyes:
Marco.
True but I don't see why Scotland has a better case than the NE of England or even Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield or Hull.
Agreed, but the Scots have a particular abhorrence of ‘the establishment’ and anything that is deemed as divisive, snooty and elitist! ;)
[Count me in].
Marco.
Wakefield Turntables
27-09-2014, 19:15
Agreed, but the Scots have a particular abhorrence of ‘the establishment’ and anything that is deemed as divisive, snooty and elitist! ;)
[Count me in].
Marco.
55% didnt.
Ha - if you believe that the result wasn’t rigged, through a combination of governmental corruption and scaremongering! ;)
[Let’s not go there].
Marco.
Wakefield Turntables
27-09-2014, 19:38
Ha - if you believe that the result wasn’t rigged, through a combination of governmental corruption and scaremongering! ;)
[Let’s not go there].
Marco.
Al'reet mi old 'aggis. Just though I'd pull your sporren! :eyebrows:
Hehehe… Luv havin’ ma puddin’ pulled! :eyebrows:
Marco.
I don't want to argue with or offend any body and this is only my opinion
but I think it is the least he should do he betrayed Scotland. I cant decide on weather
he played to lose or just got blinded by the prospect of power and position.
Why did he persue a political campaign surely it was a constitutional referendum ,
it seemed the only choice presented to the people of Scotland was Westminster or him
and his oh so wonderful policies on the humdrum of daily life. Scotland had the western world
by the goolies and he threw it away , had they voted YES they could have done anything ,
made history , perhaps even changed the world ,who knows?. certainly they could have
done a hell of a lot more than had Salmond and Strurgen in charge and having the
Chuffin' Queen. Oh and the pound Ha they could of used any currency they liked .
cheers
Paul
Some very good points there, Paul! Btw, as much as I’m passionately all for Scottish Independence, I’m not/was never a big fan of Salmond, whom I’ve always considered as a bit of a balloon.
Marco.
Hi Marco
Absolutely he campaigned for an independent government when the REAL choice for the Scottish people
was an independent COUNTRY , had they been presented with the true choice and the facts about what
that really meant for them and the rest of the world I am sure it would have been a landslide YES.
cheers
paul
Wakefield Turntables
28-09-2014, 09:56
Salmund wanted his own little piece of immortality and fucked up.
One of these days you’ll learn to spell his name right….. ;)
Marco.
Personally never trusted the SNP leadership team, they smell a bit fishy to me... :D
Wakefield Turntables
28-09-2014, 14:45
One of these days you’ll learn to spell his name right….. ;)
Marco.
Why bother? He couldn't give a shit about the rest of the uk so I can't give a shit about his surname.
Wakefield Turntables
28-09-2014, 14:46
Personally never trusted the SNP leadership team, they smell a bit fishy to me... :D
Clever! They carped on too much for my liking. :)
Clever! They carped on too much for my liking. :)
I agree. I think he cod have done a better job. the problem is that he is very shellfish and only looks out for himself. Simply trying to mussel in and take over like that was not attractive. Im sure he would whelk on any promises.
I hake to skate the obvious but the sole reason they failed is that Salmon didn't appeal to all groupers. He began to flounder near the end and it became quickly obvious he'd haddock. Even at the beginning he wasn't exactly brill. Oh whelk, eel not be coming back from lish :door:
Wakefield Turntables
28-09-2014, 17:58
I agree. I think he cod have done a better job. the problem is that he is very shellfish and only looks out for himself. Simply trying to mussel in and take over like that was not attractive. Im sure he would whelk on any promises.
I hake to skate the obvious but the sole reason they failed is that Salmon didn't appeal to all groupers. He began to flounder near the end and it became quickly obvious he'd haddock. Even at the beginning he wasn't exactly brill. Oh whelk, eel not be coming back from lish :door:
Brian, Dave, priceless thanks! I think your puns are BRILL and added a little humour in my otherwise BLEAK afternoon. I honestly think that it would be very difficult to BETTA you two. I think this conversation has become a little BARBed. Slamond (sic again, sorry Marco), EEL be sick to the back teeth of these puns but I couldn't care less because I think he's a little GRUNT and very GOBY and with that he decided to JACK in politics. I wouldn't want to be around his PLAICE on a night time it must be quite lonely being the SOLE occupant. I could go on...........
I could go on...........
I tope that you don't I don't manta have to moderate...
The voice of Cod has spoken and I know mi Plaice, off to listen to some Rock with ma mate, John Dory... :D
Oh before I go: Salmon reckons he's been stitched up like a kipper... :sofa:
Wakefield Turntables
28-09-2014, 18:52
Oh before I go: Salmon reckons he's been stitched up like a kipper... :sofa:
That WHIFF's, he's a real SUCKER to believe that, he SHAD have known better. He'll probably assemble a SLEEPER unit and go covert to plot the UK's downfall just like the ROUNDHEAD's in the civil war.
walpurgis
28-09-2014, 18:52
There's something fishy about all this! :eek:
Whales will be next, just wait and sea... :eyebrows:
That WHIFF's, he's a real SUCKER to believe that, he SHAD have known better. He'll probably assemble a SLEEPER unit and go covert to plot the UK's downfall just like the ROUNDHEAD's in the civil war.
I'm not into Cons-pirate-sea theories... :D
That WHIFF's, he's a real SUCKER to believe that, he SHAD have known better. He'll probably assemble a SLEEPER unit and go covert to plot the UK's downfall just like the ROUNDHEAD's in the civil war.
Nah he'll just crab what he can and run...
Wakefield Turntables
28-09-2014, 19:39
Whales will be next, just wait and sea... :eyebrows:
I think this thread is KILLER and I bet a lot of people have got the HUMP with me.
I’ll give you a hump you won’t forget in a minute! :eyebrows:
Marco.
Hide, it's the Codfather... :uhho:
Yes, it may be best to tail this of now. I would hake anyone to think it was being done on porpoise, and ended up giving the humpback. Flipper heck, that would be a shame.
Tonight, you sleep with the fishes...
Good (g)reef...
Charlie Breem?
Nope, John Dory and Richard A. Whiting have knocked Breem off his perch...
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