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mr sneff
18-09-2014, 17:36
I've just had an email from Abe Books inviting me to have a look at their Weird Book Room (http://www.abebooks.co.uk/books/weird/?cm_mmc=nl-_-nl-_-UPftb07-h00-MVwirdAM-121424PN-_-01cta&abersp=1). Don't know how I've managed without such gems as:
How to sharpen pencils
Goblinproofing one's chicken coop
The original duct tape Halloween book
Hellbent for cooking: The heavy metal cookbook
and
How to poo on a date: The lover's guide to toilet etiquette - here's the synopsis....."How to Poo at Work was the original toilet etiquette guide which made a big splash in the UK. Now toilet etiquett-sperts Mats Enzo have turned their attention and extensive experience to what is surely one of the most important questions that has played on the mind of mankind for centuries: How to Poo on a Date. Not an instruction manual as the title might imply, How to Poo on a Date is a practical guide to confronting every possible problem or eventuality one may encounter when wooing. Inside you'll learn exactly what to do (through explanatory text and useful diagrams) in a variety of practical, real-life situations, from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what do if you block her toilet with a monster mud-out."

The Barbarian
18-09-2014, 17:44
I collect Obscure weird if you like 1960's books..

mr sneff
18-09-2014, 19:14
I collect Obscure weird if you like 1960's books..

Strangely I thought of you when I saw London Transport Bus Garages Since 1948 :)

captains log
19-09-2014, 12:54
This may qualify.....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

destroysall
19-09-2014, 13:07
How to sharpen pencilsDavid, a quick Google search of this book brought me to this video. I really am interested in checking this book out.

http://vimeo.com/60718161

synsei
19-09-2014, 13:08
This may qualify.....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

OMG!!!! :spew:

mr sneff
19-09-2014, 13:16
David, a quick Google search of this book brought me to this video. I really am interested in checking this book out.

http://vimeo.com/60718161

That guy deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face!

mr sneff
19-09-2014, 13:20
Drawing the 2 links together, you'd certainly need a lot of lead in your pencil to produce the blancmange in the cover picture :eek:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YMXwaUioL.jpg

synsei
19-09-2014, 13:32
David, a quick Google search of this book brought me to this video. I really am interested in checking this book out.

http://vimeo.com/60718161

"...and I say to all those who consider my sharpening technique to be wasteful.... F*ck off and die!!!" :rfl:

mr sneff
19-09-2014, 19:38
This may qualify.....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Subtitle: Guess who's coming for dinner