Woke up this morning...

[mr sneff]

Woke up this morning and my Sonos was dead :(
Seems to be the Bridge that's died. Sonos are arranging collection of the dead unit and sending out a replacement, seems quite efficient.

[Stig]

Yup I woke this morning to blown fuse box caused by a direct lightning strike:stalks:.

You are just over the border and may have had something similar.

Rats

Time to find a sparks.

[mr sneff]

Yup I woke this morning to blown fuse box caused by a direct lightning strike:stalks:.

You are just over the border and may have had something similar.

Rats

Time to find a sparks.

Yes, my wife tells me we had a storm; I didn't hear a thing :)

[newton]

did jimi hendrix have same thing ?

[StanleyB]

Yes, my wife tells me we had a storm; I didn't hear a thing :)
You heard the wife but not the storm :scratch:?

[mr sneff]

You heard the wife but not the storm :scratch:?

In the morning after the storm, Stan :)

[mr sneff]

Woke up this morning
UPS were knocking on the door
The dogs were all barking
And the nice man from UPS handed me a new Sonos Bridge :)

[icehockeyboy]

Woke up this morning
UPS were knocking on the door
The dogs were all barking
And the nice man from UPS handed me a new Sonos Bridge :)

It didn't rhyme.

[mr sneff]

It didn't rhyme.
That was kind of the point......:doh:

[icehockeyboy]

That was kind of the point......:doh:

Well I don't like it.

Make it rhyme. :D

[icehockeyboy]

Maybe like.....' Woke up this mornin'
The wife she was ' a snorin'
UPS were knociin' at my door
I went down to answer it, but they wanted number 4.'

There. Sheer poetry. :)

[synsei]

I feel a 'I woke up this morning...' thread comin' on brudder... :D

[mr sneff]

Maybe like.....' Woke up this mornin'
The wife she was ' a snorin'
UPS were knociin' at my door
I went down to answer it, but they wanted number 4.'

There. Sheer poetry. :)

Craig, don't give up the day job :)

I was doing a
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't" kind of verse, but it loses a lot or, it didn't work, if it needs explaining.
Shall I just get my coat?

[PaulStewart]

Woke up this morning
UPS were knocking on the door
The dogs were all barking
And the nice man from UPS handed me a new Sonos Bridge :)

Woke up this morning
Parcel man knocking on my door
Yeah I Woke up this morning
Parcel man knocking on my door
if had had come from Yodel not UPS
My Sonos Bridge would-a been smashed on the floor

Woke up this morning
Parcel man hadn't knocked on my door
Yeah I woke up this morning
Parcel man hadn't knocked on my door
It should have been the guy from Yodel
But he stole it like he did before.

I can write verses for all your selected courier fails, requests on a ten pound note :laugh:

[synsei]

I can see that being a huge hit....with litigation lawyers.... :lol:

[PaulStewart]

I can see that being a huge hit....with litigation lawyers.... :lol:

Well I have the written apologies from the Yodel chairman's office, so I think I'm safe :)

[synsei]

Well I have the written apologies from the Yodel chairman's office, so I think I'm safe :)

I bet he's a busy chap.... ;)