April Fools jokes in the news today

[StanleyB]

Scotland to drive on the right side of the road after independence. (http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/01/scotland-driving-on-right-independence-road-scheme)

[Stratmangler]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/scottish-politics/10735711/Alex-Salmond-to-replace-the-Queen-on-new-Scottish-pound-coin.html

[MikeMusic]

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/chiltern-cycling-festival-hold-youth-keirin-championship-119594

Toughen them up

[mr sneff]

http://forums.naimaudio.com/topic/stop-the-press-another-new-naim-product