The Grand Wazoo
22-12-2013, 13:38
The prize is almost worthless!
But it's an enjoyable album of blues music, potentially available to anyone who feels like making me laugh.
I've been having a bit of a sort out of CDs recently and have gathered a few that I have duplicates of, or bought to investigate some performer/band or other. I've given most of them away to friends and family, a few have been promised to AoS'ers who I thought might make better use of them than me. There are a few loose ends though and one of them is an album which I have two copies of.
Jonny Lang - 'Wander This World'
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There's no artwork with it but it's a kosher commercial release.
If you want it, you have to work a little for it.
Here's what you have to do:
I want you to tell me why you have the blues and the CD will go to the person who has 'em the worst!
The blues ain’t nothin’ but a low down shakin’ chill
Well now, if you ain’t had them boy, then I hope you never will
I need to know just how miserable you are, and how mean yer cheatin' woman has been.
If you woked up this mornin' and all yer shrimps was dead and gone and if some other men's has bin fishin' in yer pond, then I need to know about it!
Did you get weak for no-good women?
Maybe your dog got stones in his pass-way and he died on stormy Monday?
The Rules
Pull up a chair on the porch of AoS's virtual blues-shack and provide us with a minimum of five lines of miserable blues lyrics - the one that makes me laugh the most gets the prize.
All entries must begin with the words "Well, I woke up this mornin'...."
Extra kudos for the member with the best bluesman name (a moniker based on any type of fruit / disability combo will always work well!)
Images are optional
http://imageshack.us/a/img34/6919/rzt8.jpg
But it's an enjoyable album of blues music, potentially available to anyone who feels like making me laugh.
I've been having a bit of a sort out of CDs recently and have gathered a few that I have duplicates of, or bought to investigate some performer/band or other. I've given most of them away to friends and family, a few have been promised to AoS'ers who I thought might make better use of them than me. There are a few loose ends though and one of them is an album which I have two copies of.
Jonny Lang - 'Wander This World'
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61oaQlSIuOL.jpg
There's no artwork with it but it's a kosher commercial release.
If you want it, you have to work a little for it.
Here's what you have to do:
I want you to tell me why you have the blues and the CD will go to the person who has 'em the worst!
The blues ain’t nothin’ but a low down shakin’ chill
Well now, if you ain’t had them boy, then I hope you never will
I need to know just how miserable you are, and how mean yer cheatin' woman has been.
If you woked up this mornin' and all yer shrimps was dead and gone and if some other men's has bin fishin' in yer pond, then I need to know about it!
Did you get weak for no-good women?
Maybe your dog got stones in his pass-way and he died on stormy Monday?
The Rules
Pull up a chair on the porch of AoS's virtual blues-shack and provide us with a minimum of five lines of miserable blues lyrics - the one that makes me laugh the most gets the prize.
All entries must begin with the words "Well, I woke up this mornin'...."
Extra kudos for the member with the best bluesman name (a moniker based on any type of fruit / disability combo will always work well!)
Images are optional
http://imageshack.us/a/img34/6919/rzt8.jpg