Top Birds

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Skin & Bones not allowed ;)


http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/Raq.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/Raq2.jpg

Raquel Welch

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http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/JS.jpg

Jane Seymour

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My all time favourite has to be Jane Birkin, pouty and slinky. :)

http://frandall3.free.fr/birkin/divers%20sexy/Jane-Birkin-011.jpg

[Chris Frost]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/monica_bellucil.jpg
Monica Belluci

[Chris Frost]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/Marisa-Tomei_medium.jpg
Marisa Tomei

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Doncasters finest export:

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/Rigg.jpg

Diana Rigg (Emma Peel).

Can't believe how so much her daughter Rachel Stirling look's like Diana when she was younger, it's like clones.

http://www.rachael-stirling.com/

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Sarah Parish:
http://www.sarahparish.nl/galleries.html

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http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/PC.jpg

Penelope Cruz

Brunnette's Rule

[Filterlab]

Penelope Cruz, now she's yum!

[Chris Frost]

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Miss Gail Porter

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/Gail-porter-HP.jpg


Oh yes, indeed. Saturday morning kids TV was such a special time ;)

edit: Photobucket didn't like Miss Porter's bum. They have absolutely no taste

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Shame her hair fell out, I could literally break it off in that bum!

[Chris Frost]

Yeah, just goes to show that we're all just a heartbeat away from disaster.

[Filterlab]

edit: Photobucket didn't like Miss Porter's bum. They have absolutely no taste

Then just hotlink her:

http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images3/gail_porter/gail_porter_6.jpg

http://gallery.future-i.com/celebs/pic:porter-see-through-top/800x600/

http://www.jimmya1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Brits/Gail%20Porter.jpg

[Filterlab]

One of my favourites is still Kylie, is there anything she doesn't look good in?

http://static.taume.com/image/kylie-minogue.jpg

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/kylie.jpg

http://www.wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Kylie%20Minogue/_kylie_minogue_1024.jpg

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/kylie1_4713a15861704-t.jpg

[shane]

is there anything she doesn't look good in?



Yes. Neighbours.

[Vinyl Grinder]

Theree not birds..Like blokes with tits!!

[Vinyl Grinder]

One of my favourites is still Kylie, is there anything she doesn't look good in?

http://static.taume.com/image/kylie-minogue.jpg

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/kylie.jpg

http://www.wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Kylie%20Minogue/_kylie_minogue_1024.jpg

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/kylie1_4713a15861704-t.jpg

You're missing the plot Rob there not birds there toys!Go ahead tho gratify yourself..

[sastusbulbas]

:baa:

The usuall rubbish, where are the real wimmen? (N preferably no photoshop stuff)

[scoobs]

I do like a bit of Kate Nash, girl next door type, slimmed down a little too.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee15/indypepa/katenash-gal-brits08.jpg

[Chris Frost]

Gentlemen, I give you the Queen of the Whipped Cream...


Nigella Lawson

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_2.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella3.jpg

[Mike]

Mmmmm... Muffin! :lolsign:

[Vinyl Grinder]

:baa:

The usuall rubbish, where are the real wimmen? (N preferably no photoshop stuff)

Examples tarzan! i thought i posted real women at the offset!!

[Vinyl Grinder]

Gentlemen, I give you the Queen of the Whipped Cream...


Nigella Lawson

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_2.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella3.jpg

Aye forgort about her, i'd love to knock it up Nigella too right,size of those tits! wish she'd button that daft showing of horse teeth tho.Those choppers can be very tricky in certain situations ;)

hows about Christine Bleakley, the irish lass from the one show..yum yum?

[Chris Frost]

Those choppers can be very tricky in certain situations ;)[QUOTE]Yeah but you still would, wouldn't ya! :)


[QUOTE=Vinyl Grinder;3292]hows about Christine Bleakley?Hmmm, don't know about her. First time I've seen her and she looks a bit "Ally McBeal" for me. She might snap in two with vigorous misuse ;) :eyebrows:

[Mike]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9625/nigella3te7.jpg



Mmmmmmm... what more could one say!

[Vinyl Grinder]

Hmmm, don't know about her. First time I've seen her and she looks a bit "Ally McBeal" for me. She might snap in two with vigorous misuse ;) :eyebrows:

I hope people find her a hell of a lot tasty..& certainly not a stick insect like Alley Mcpeel.

[Chris Frost]

If you like 'em young....Jakki Degg. She's got a kind of Debbie Harry pout going on that's so sexy

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/JakkiDegg.jpg

http://www.jakkidegg.net/rogues/1251.jpg


...or a little more mature and a bit sophisticated....Rene Russo

http://www.geocities.com/renerusso4/pictures/003.jpg

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/r/rene_russo/thumbnails/tn2_rene_russo_1.jpg


...or just covered in blue paint...

http://www.domai.com/reviews/films/pics/x-men/mystique.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/rebecca_romijn-stamos.jpg

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as Mystique from the X-Men films

[Marco]

How about thinking up some captions for the photos?

Rebecca above says, pouting her lips:

"I'd love to savour your 'Filet Mignon' ;)

Marco.

[Chris Frost]

Rebecca above says, pouting her lips:

"I'd love to savour your 'Filet Mignon'

:lolsign:

Or how about

"I'll kill that bloody hairdresser"

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Alyssa Milano

http://www.modelvolume.com/alyssa_milano/alyssa-milano_photo.jpg

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http://usgirl.org/american-girls/2007/02/alyssa-milano-25.jpg

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http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/alyssa_milano_biography_2.jpg

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http://www.celebutaint.com/images/Alyssa_Milano_4.JPG-thumb.jpg

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Beyonce, yummmm.

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/beyonce-thrust.jpg

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http://www.bartcop.com/beyonce003.jpg

[snapper]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/davhar/MIS09.jpg

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Michelle Ryan.

http://www.modelvolume.com/michelle_ryan/michelle_ryan_pictures.jpg

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http://michelle-ryan.org/gallery/albums/mags/arena/normal_michelle-ryan-0387.jpg

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http://www.ananova.com/images/web/157318.jpg

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http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Michelle-Ryan/Michelle-Ryan-15.JPG

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http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/299/michelleryan28020gl2.jpg

[Marco]

And the caption is:


"Mine is a raspberry ripple!"



I'll dip my 'flake' in later... :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Vinyl Grinder]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/299/michelleryan28020gl2.jpg


My x-ray eyes tell me they could be a very nice pair of knockers indeed Rob.

[Filterlab]

Indeed, she's a very nice girl indeed, and has a proper Surrey accent rather than cock-a-nay. :)

[Vinyl Grinder]

http://usgirl.org/american-girls/2007/02/alyssa-milano-25.jpg


Rob son i said no skin & bones allowed..pass on that one no shape..I called them blokes with tits.

[Filterlab]

She's curvy by my standards mate!

[Marco]

Yes, but the question is would she give you a lick of her lolly?

Marco.

[Filterlab]

Yes, but the question is would she give you a lick of her lolly?

Marco.

Frankly I'm more likely to win the lottery on Wednesday than I am to get a glance from a girl like her, let alone a lick of anything!

[Marco]

You reckon the odds are *that* low? :lolsign:

;)


Marco.

[Filterlab]

You're right;

Win the lottery twice in a row...

[Filterlab]

Not a Keira Knightley fan then Andre?

http://www.sujet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/keira-knightley-sues-tabloid.png

[Marco]

I think she might be on Andre's radar in about 250 kebab's time...

Marco.

[Vinyl Grinder]

Not a Keira Knightley fan then Andre?



Christ rob now that is sexy...

[Vinyl Grinder]

^
The above pickie is how woman are suppose to look, plenty meat on em...

:eyebrows:

[Marco]

Absolutely. She's not fat, but she has CURVES - that's the key :)

My wife is tiny but she has curves.

Skinny is definitely not nice, but neither is fat either. The last thing you want is to battle through three Michelin tyres worth of blubber before finding the wet patch!

Marco.

[Filterlab]

I like them to rattle.

:lol:

[Marco]

Hahaha... I like them to go Snap Crackle and Pop!

:lol:

Marco.

[Filterlab]

Hahaha... I like them to go Snap Crackle and Pop!

:lol:

Marco.

Maybe try some lubricant. :scratch:

[Marco]

I think that one might have flown over your head, dude! :lolsign:

Marco.

[Vinyl Grinder]

I like them to rattle.

:lol:



http://burknet.com/robsfantasy/

:lolsign:

[Filterlab]

Yeesh. :(

[Vinyl Grinder]

The last thing you want is to battle through three Michelin tyres worth of blubber before finding the wet patch!



Not true women are suppose to have plenty meat on there bones.

Take Rembrandt 'Danae' as example..Most woman were protray like this by artists in the 17th century..It's just the gutter press & TV that make skinny woman acceptable.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/danae.jpg

[Marco]

LOL. Each to their own, mate! ;)

Marco.

[shane]

Take Rembrandt 'Danae' as example..


Prefer the Rodin one myself...

http://files.splinder.com/0bcecab8e10389a8726b2efae021f656.jpeg

[Vinyl Grinder]

LOL. Each to their own, mate! ;)

Marco.

Just laughing to myself cos the last bloke that called our lass fat never said it again to her :lolsign:

[Marco]

Nice one. You were right to defend her. No one should ever get away with slagging your woman.

I can think of someone living in Ikea-land who openly does it to his own one in public, though ;)

What a twat!

Marco.

[Filterlab]

I'd forgotten about Scarlet Johansson:

http://www.flisted.com/wp-content/uploads/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg

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http://thumbs.filmstarts.de/wallpaper/ScarlettJohansson-Globes3.jpg

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http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/76/92/0000037692_20070212152524.jpg

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http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n69/nillchopra/Scarlett%20Johansson/55674_343350179_Scarlett_Johansson_.jpg

[Filterlab]

I bet she could suck the duvet through your arse.