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Vinyl Grinder
25-02-2008, 20:29
Skin & Bones not allowed ;)
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/Raq.jpg
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/Raq2.jpg
Raquel Welch
Vinyl Grinder
25-02-2008, 20:34
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/JS.jpg
Jane Seymour
Filterlab
26-02-2008, 21:18
My all time favourite has to be Jane Birkin, pouty and slinky. :)
http://frandall3.free.fr/birkin/divers%20sexy/Jane-Birkin-011.jpg
Chris Frost
26-02-2008, 23:32
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/monica_bellucil.jpg
Monica Belluci
Chris Frost
27-02-2008, 00:20
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/Marisa-Tomei_medium.jpg
Marisa Tomei
Vinyl Grinder
27-02-2008, 09:36
Doncasters finest export:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/Rigg.jpg
Diana Rigg (Emma Peel).
Can't believe how so much her daughter Rachel Stirling look's like Diana when she was younger, it's like clones.
http://www.rachael-stirling.com/
Vinyl Grinder
27-02-2008, 09:44
Sarah Parish:
http://www.sarahparish.nl/galleries.html
Vinyl Grinder
27-02-2008, 09:52
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/PC.jpg
Penelope Cruz
Brunnette's Rule
Filterlab
27-02-2008, 10:02
Penelope Cruz, now she's yum!
Chris Frost
27-02-2008, 15:19
HP Sauce
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Miss Gail Porter
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/Gail-porter-HP.jpg
Oh yes, indeed. Saturday morning kids TV was such a special time ;)
edit: Photobucket didn't like Miss Porter's bum. They have absolutely no taste
Filterlab
27-02-2008, 15:25
Shame her hair fell out, I could literally break it off in that bum!
Chris Frost
27-02-2008, 15:34
Yeah, just goes to show that we're all just a heartbeat away from disaster.
Filterlab
27-02-2008, 15:38
edit: Photobucket didn't like Miss Porter's bum. They have absolutely no taste
Then just hotlink her:
http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images3/gail_porter/gail_porter_6.jpg
http://gallery.future-i.com/celebs/pic:porter-see-through-top/800x600/
http://www.jimmya1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Brits/Gail%20Porter.jpg
Filterlab
29-02-2008, 12:26
One of my favourites is still Kylie, is there anything she doesn't look good in?
http://static.taume.com/image/kylie-minogue.jpg
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/kylie.jpg
http://www.wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Kylie%20Minogue/_kylie_minogue_1024.jpg
http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/kylie1_4713a15861704-t.jpg
is there anything she doesn't look good in?
Yes. Neighbours.
Vinyl Grinder
29-02-2008, 18:10
Theree not birds..Like blokes with tits!!
Vinyl Grinder
29-02-2008, 19:42
One of my favourites is still Kylie, is there anything she doesn't look good in?
http://static.taume.com/image/kylie-minogue.jpg
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/kylie.jpg
http://www.wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Kylie%20Minogue/_kylie_minogue_1024.jpg
http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/kylie1_4713a15861704-t.jpg
You're missing the plot Rob there not birds there toys!Go ahead tho gratify yourself..
sastusbulbas
29-02-2008, 22:06
:baa:
The usuall rubbish, where are the real wimmen? (N preferably no photoshop stuff)
I do like a bit of Kate Nash, girl next door type, slimmed down a little too.
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee15/indypepa/katenash-gal-brits08.jpg
Chris Frost
29-02-2008, 23:12
Gentlemen, I give you the Queen of the Whipped Cream...
Nigella Lawson
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_2.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_1.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella3.jpg
Mmmmm... Muffin! :lolsign:
Vinyl Grinder
29-02-2008, 23:50
:baa:
The usuall rubbish, where are the real wimmen? (N preferably no photoshop stuff)
Examples tarzan! i thought i posted real women at the offset!!
Vinyl Grinder
01-03-2008, 00:03
Gentlemen, I give you the Queen of the Whipped Cream...
Nigella Lawson
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_2.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella_1.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/nigella3.jpg
Aye forgort about her, i'd love to knock it up Nigella too right,size of those tits! wish she'd button that daft showing of horse teeth tho.Those choppers can be very tricky in certain situations ;)
hows about Christine Bleakley, the irish lass from the one show..yum yum?
Chris Frost
01-03-2008, 00:14
Those choppers can be very tricky in certain situations ;)[QUOTE]Yeah but you still would, wouldn't ya! :)
[QUOTE=Vinyl Grinder;3292]hows about Christine Bleakley?Hmmm, don't know about her. First time I've seen her and she looks a bit "Ally McBeal" for me. She might snap in two with vigorous misuse ;) :eyebrows:
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9625/nigella3te7.jpg
Mmmmmmm... what more could one say!
Vinyl Grinder
01-03-2008, 00:37
Hmmm, don't know about her. First time I've seen her and she looks a bit "Ally McBeal" for me. She might snap in two with vigorous misuse ;) :eyebrows:
I hope people find her a hell of a lot tasty..& certainly not a stick insect like Alley Mcpeel.
Chris Frost
01-03-2008, 02:14
If you like 'em young....Jakki Degg. She's got a kind of Debbie Harry pout going on that's so sexy
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/JakkiDegg.jpg
http://www.jakkidegg.net/rogues/1251.jpg
...or a little more mature and a bit sophisticated....Rene Russo
http://www.geocities.com/renerusso4/pictures/003.jpg
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/r/rene_russo/thumbnails/tn2_rene_russo_1.jpg
...or just covered in blue paint...
http://www.domai.com/reviews/films/pics/x-men/mystique.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/DrFrost/Forum%20images/rebecca_romijn-stamos.jpg
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as Mystique from the X-Men films
How about thinking up some captions for the photos?
Rebecca above says, pouting her lips:
"I'd love to savour your 'Filet Mignon' ;)
Marco.
Chris Frost
01-03-2008, 23:33
Rebecca above says, pouting her lips:
"I'd love to savour your 'Filet Mignon'
:lolsign:
Or how about
"I'll kill that bloody hairdresser"
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 09:55
Alyssa Milano
http://www.modelvolume.com/alyssa_milano/alyssa-milano_photo.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 09:55
http://usgirl.org/american-girls/2007/02/alyssa-milano-25.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 10:03
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/alyssa_milano_biography_2.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 10:16
http://www.celebutaint.com/images/Alyssa_Milano_4.JPG-thumb.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 10:21
Beyonce, yummmm.
http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/beyonce-thrust.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 10:22
http://www.bartcop.com/beyonce003.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/davhar/MIS09.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 11:50
Michelle Ryan.
http://www.modelvolume.com/michelle_ryan/michelle_ryan_pictures.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 11:51
http://michelle-ryan.org/gallery/albums/mags/arena/normal_michelle-ryan-0387.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 11:51
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/157318.jpg
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 11:52
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Michelle-Ryan/Michelle-Ryan-15.JPG
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 11:52
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/299/michelleryan28020gl2.jpg
And the caption is:
"Mine is a raspberry ripple!"
I'll dip my 'flake' in later... :eyebrows:
Marco.
Vinyl Grinder
04-03-2008, 16:23
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/299/michelleryan28020gl2.jpg
My x-ray eyes tell me they could be a very nice pair of knockers indeed Rob.
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 16:25
Indeed, she's a very nice girl indeed, and has a proper Surrey accent rather than cock-a-nay. :)
Vinyl Grinder
04-03-2008, 16:25
http://usgirl.org/american-girls/2007/02/alyssa-milano-25.jpg
Rob son i said no skin & bones allowed..pass on that one no shape..I called them blokes with tits.
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 16:36
She's curvy by my standards mate!
Yes, but the question is would she give you a lick of her lolly?
Marco.
Filterlab
04-03-2008, 22:44
Yes, but the question is would she give you a lick of her lolly?
Marco.
Frankly I'm more likely to win the lottery on Wednesday than I am to get a glance from a girl like her, let alone a lick of anything!
You reckon the odds are *that* low? :lolsign:
;)
Marco.
Filterlab
05-03-2008, 08:49
You're right;
Win the lottery twice in a row...
Filterlab
05-03-2008, 15:13
Not a Keira Knightley fan then Andre?
http://www.sujet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/keira-knightley-sues-tabloid.png
I think she might be on Andre's radar in about 250 kebab's time...
Marco.
Vinyl Grinder
05-03-2008, 23:39
Not a Keira Knightley fan then Andre?
Christ rob now that is sexy...
Vinyl Grinder
06-03-2008, 01:45
^
The above pickie is how woman are suppose to look, plenty meat on em...
:eyebrows:
Absolutely. She's not fat, but she has CURVES - that's the key :)
My wife is tiny but she has curves.
Skinny is definitely not nice, but neither is fat either. The last thing you want is to battle through three Michelin tyres worth of blubber before finding the wet patch!
Marco.
Filterlab
06-03-2008, 08:44
I like them to rattle.
:lol:
Hahaha... I like them to go Snap Crackle and Pop!
:lol:
Marco.
Filterlab
06-03-2008, 10:10
Hahaha... I like them to go Snap Crackle and Pop!
:lol:
Marco.
Maybe try some lubricant. :scratch:
I think that one might have flown over your head, dude! :lolsign:
Marco.
Vinyl Grinder
06-03-2008, 12:05
I like them to rattle.
:lol:
http://burknet.com/robsfantasy/
:lolsign:
Filterlab
06-03-2008, 12:15
Yeesh. :(
Vinyl Grinder
06-03-2008, 14:37
The last thing you want is to battle through three Michelin tyres worth of blubber before finding the wet patch!
Not true women are suppose to have plenty meat on there bones.
Take Rembrandt 'Danae' as example..Most woman were protray like this by artists in the 17th century..It's just the gutter press & TV that make skinny woman acceptable.
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj292/ELPFAN/danae.jpg
LOL. Each to their own, mate! ;)
Marco.
Take Rembrandt 'Danae' as example..
Prefer the Rodin one myself...
http://files.splinder.com/0bcecab8e10389a8726b2efae021f656.jpeg
Vinyl Grinder
06-03-2008, 16:12
LOL. Each to their own, mate! ;)
Marco.
Just laughing to myself cos the last bloke that called our lass fat never said it again to her :lolsign:
Nice one. You were right to defend her. No one should ever get away with slagging your woman.
I can think of someone living in Ikea-land who openly does it to his own one in public, though ;)
What a twat!
Marco.
Filterlab
07-03-2008, 12:14
I'd forgotten about Scarlet Johansson:
http://www.flisted.com/wp-content/uploads/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg
Filterlab
07-03-2008, 12:15
http://thumbs.filmstarts.de/wallpaper/ScarlettJohansson-Globes3.jpg
Filterlab
07-03-2008, 12:16
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/76/92/0000037692_20070212152524.jpg
Filterlab
07-03-2008, 12:17
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n69/nillchopra/Scarlett%20Johansson/55674_343350179_Scarlett_Johansson_.jpg
Filterlab
07-03-2008, 12:17
I bet she could suck the duvet through your arse.
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