Good or Useful Ideas

[walpurgis]

Everybody has a few bright ideas or useful tips up their sleeve. It can be about anything.

I'll start with one (I've got loads):

Line the glovebox in your car with a bit of felt or rubber sheet. It stops all that junk you carry about rattling annoyingly as you drive along.


It'll be interesting to see if anyone comes up with something blindingly clever. You never know!

[Puffin]

When you have cooked fried food in a frying pan or fatty food cooked in the oven in a tin, whilst the fact is still hot, squirt some washing up liquid into it and use a brush to combine the two to form an "emulsion" this will look like Mayonnaise. Then use hot water to wash it down the sink. It will not block the pipes and will not solidify when cold.

[Thing Fish]

Never eat a hot curry before diving in a dry suit.

[Rare Bird]

Don't get married :lol:

[Ali Tait]

:lol:

[Thing Fish]

Don't get married :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[brian2957]

Good advice 21 years too late :lol:

[Thing Fish]

Good advice 21 years too late :lol:

Luckily for me it's not...:lol::lol::lol:

[brian2957]

Love her really :)

[daytona600]

1/ Don,t eat yellow snow
2/ re marriage comments above
Whats the difference between your wife & your mistress
Two dress sizes

[Rare Bird]

Good advice 21 years too late :lol:

1st un lasted 14 years, i'm nearly on 14 years up to yet with this one :hmm:

Hold on that's nearly 28 years of my life in marrage :rolleyes:

[brian2957]

I married late mate . Just too busy enjoying myself :)

[Wakefield Turntables]

Love her really :)


Nice back track :D

[brian2957]

21 years of practice :eyebrows:

I live married life by 2 rules today .

1. You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to .

2. If you want to save face keep the lower half of it shut.

Works for me. :lol:

[prestonchipfryer]

No wanking. You'll go deaf. What?

[Rare Bird]

No wanking. You'll go deaf. What?

On of the dissapointment with marrage you still can't drop that habbit.. TMI i know i know..

:lol:

[prestonchipfryer]

And if you have trouble seeing this sentence. Leave it alone!

[electric beach]

Don't attempt to lay your own laminate flooring.

I may change my mind later in the day, but as it stands.... :doh:

[electric beach]

Don't decide to rearrange ALL your HiFi the night before you've promised to lay laminate flooring. :wanker:

[Covenant]

This thread reminds me of Viz:
Dont buy expensive personalised number plates, just change your name to your car registration.
Mr.PL07 EXR

[brian2957]

When my wife says pardon it's not because she couldn't hear me , it's because she's giving me the chance to change what I've just said. :lol:

[Puffin]

This thread reminds me of Viz:
Dont buy expensive personalised number plates, just change your name to your car registration.
Mr.PL07 EXR

Excellent:lol:

[keiths]

Ladies, save the expense of costly hair extentions by simply growing your own hair longer.

[Macca]

Homeless people - lighten your load by not getting a dog.

[The Grand Wazoo]

Keep your feet cool in summer - hollow out a pair of watermelons to make shoes. Stylish, ecofriendly and practical. Doubles as a tasty snack!