Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

This a version of the classic thread that used to run on Wigwam where someone writes three words designed to prompt a subsequent response from another person that relates in some way to the three words above.

For example:

If someone writes "Prog rock is".

You could reply with "For big sissies" (no offence, Andre, ;)), or whatever else tickles your fancy!

The object of the game is to try to construct a running dialogue that stays in context.

Rules

1) The subject matter is unlimited, but keep it reasonably clean and preferably witty. Anything excessively smutty will be removed by the mods or administrators, and anyone who continually breaks this rule will be prevented from posting on the thread.

2) Always ensure that your three words relate CLEARLY to the ones above. Any three words written that don't achieve that will be removed by the mods or administrators.

3) No more than three words are allowed per contribution. Punctuation marks are allowed if relevant. Subsequent replies to the initial contribution should be written in lower case.

4) Once someone has contributed their three words they may not post again until someone else had replied.

5) Remove all signatures from posts so that what's left showing is just the three words written.


Have fun! :)

I'll start the ball rolling with:




Computer audio is

[Mike]

pretty awful really

[Marco]

unless you have

[Filterlab]

an Apogee DAC

:)

[Vinyl Grinder]

which are fab

[Marco]

on a Tuesday

[Filterlab]

and every other

[Marco]

leap year with

[Filterlab]

a Royal wedding.

[Marco]

Al-Fayed thinks that

[Filterlab]

Mercedes should build

[Marco]

better side-impact bars

[Filterlab]

and squashy bumpers

[Marco]

for dodgem cars

[Filterlab]

and bridge supports

[Marco]

air-bags not windbags

[Filterlab]

and other Royals

:)

[Marco]

served as hors d'oeuvres

[Filterlab]

and whores' duvets

[Marco]

replete with fur

[Filterlab]

and bodily fluids

[Marco]

the salmon essence

[Filterlab]

and vaseline residue

[Marco]

efferfescent and shiny

[Filterlab]

like the teletubbies

[Marco]

when on fire

[Filterlab]

in London town

[Marco]

Dipsy said "ouch"

[Filterlab]

then "harder harder"

[Marco]

as lala moaned

[Filterlab]

and 'dipped' Dipsy

[Vinyl Grinder]

squeezing sponges over policemens heads

[Marco]

Dipsy's little weiner

[Chris Frost]

caught in NuNu's

[Marco]

crinoline jogging bottoms

[Filterlab]

smelling of poo

[shane]

and smouldering gently.

[Filterlab]

The next day

[Mike]

everyone felt better

[Marco]

NuNu is dead :(

[Chris Frost]

Let's eat him!!

[Marco]

and his giblets

[Filterlab]

and his Mum

[Marco]

chewy, succulent, entrails...

[Filterlab]

that taste of

[stupinder]

Dodi Assumed Conceptual

[Marco]

is very exciting

[Filterlab]

?

Lost it I'm afraid.

[Chris Frost]

is very exciting

to the touch

[stupinder]

and yet somewhat

[Mike]

oily in taste

[Marco]

chew well before

[Mike]

swallowing in case

[Chris Frost]

of small bones.

[Filterlab]

In the beginning

[shane]

was the word

[Filterlab]

and Terry Christian

[Chris Frost]

post "The Tube"

[Filterlab]

but before shutdown

[Marco]

of the Jobcentre's

[Vinyl Grinder]

Xenophobic

[Filterlab]

nightmare type staff.

[Marco]

Xenophobic


Oi, it's THREE words daily, ya numpty! :doh:

:lolsign:

Marco.

[Marco]

Carrying on from Rob's contribution...



with funny hairstyles

[Filterlab]

and strange limps

[Marco]

armpits smelling 'fresh'

[Vinyl Grinder]

As a daisy

[Marco]

around a cowpat

[Mike]

I give up

[Marco]

said the Bishop

[Vinyl Grinder]

Bashing it again

[Marco]

"Gosh" said Simon

[Chris Frost]

'Boinnnnnng' went Zebedee

[Marco]

and revealed his

[shane]

lack of vocabulary.

[Marco]

and penchant for

[Filterlab]

dwarf vicar raping

[Chris Frost]

oops! Misspelled rapping

[Filterlab]

no, that's raping :)

[Marco]

but nevertheless I

[Filterlab]

donned my johnny

[Chris Frost]

cum-lately hat and


(hyphenation, is that allowed? :scratch:)

[Filterlab]

checked my handcuffs

(hyphenation is allowed :))

[Marco]

adjusted my codpiece

[Filterlab]

brushed my pubes

[Marco]

unravelled my pantyhose

[Chris Frost]

inflated the doll

[Marco]

punctured from before

[Chris Frost]

during enthusiastic wrestling

[Marco]

nevertheless I improvised

[Filterlab]

and used elastoplast

[Marco]

left over from

[Chris Frost]

kinky cigarette burns

[Filterlab]

and hot Monica

[Marco]

with her ample

[Filterlab]

vulcanised love crease

[Chris Frost]

tattooed alluringly with

[Filterlab]

instructions for use

[Chris Frost]

"Rinse & lubricate regularly"

[Filterlab]

"do not smoke"

[shane]

"keep away from

[Filterlab]

strange old men

[Chris Frost]

bearing Hi-Fi mags.

[Filterlab]

That led to

[Steve Toy]

five star purchases

[Vinyl Grinder]

Amongst other Junk

[Mike]

and old tat

[Filterlab]

and old LP12s

[Chris Frost]

was a rare

[Marco]

bottle of claret

[Filterlab]

from late 1954

[Marco]

a connoisseur speaks

[Mike]

then necks it

[Filterlab]

with a ginsters

[Marco]

and farts loudly

[Vinyl Grinder]

squeaky back door

[Marco]

is a euphemism for

[Vinyl Grinder]

is a euphemism for

Oi, it's THREE words daily, ya numpty!

:lolsign:

[Marco]

Yeah but, yeah but... Admin are excluded! :eyebrows:

Ok, to keep you happy, let's rewind and change it to:



a euphemism for

[Filterlab]

incredibly tight buttcheeks

[Marco]

aim your weapon

[Steve Toy]

at the pedant

[Marco]

until he bursts

[shane]

Quick, Nurse; screens!

[Marco]

Nurse Roberts enters...

[Filterlab]

a medical note

[Marco]

Her sultry gaze

[Filterlab]

and dribbling mouth

[shane]

the dripping needle

[Marco]

it aroused me

[Filterlab]

like that Nun

[Marco]

you had on

[Filterlab]

Celebrity Big Brother

[Mr. C]

Moist, damp & understanding

[Marco]

firing ping-pong balls

[Filterlab]

at passers by

[Marco]

Smell the fish

[Marco]

Given up now? :lol:

[Filterlab]

Well, when the words "at passers by" get followed with "Smell the fish" which doesn't really follow, then the flow for me stopped. :)

[Marco]

LOL. It was the beginning of a new sentence, hence the capital 'S' :)

I'll follow "smell the fish" then with:


aroma on the

:eyebrows:

[Chris Frost]

dirty boy's finger.


(See how quickly this thread descended to smut and innuendo. I feel so at home :lol: )

[Marco]

:lolsign: Ditto!

And we continue...




"Mmmm...crab sticks"

[Filterlab]

Ahhh, then you need a full stop at the end of the previous sentence to indicate to the reader when it finishes. :)

:lol:

[Chris Frost]

"Mmmm...crab sticks"on Grimsby Docks.

[Marco]

bikini-clad maidens oiling

[Chris Frost]

Oi, there was a full stop at the end of my sentence you muppet ;) You got carried away with the mental image of bikini-clad girls, didn't you.

[Marco]

Hahaha... You know me too well, Chris!

Ok...



Ice-cream and sandcastles

[Filterlab]

This has descended into chaos, but it's still a great thread!

[Marco]

Yes, so let's get it back on track ;)


rubbing lotion into

[Chris Frost]

every pink part.

[Marco]

Today's weather is

[shane]

absolutely bloody gorgeous

[Marco]

so let's go

[Ian Walker]

on a safari

[Marco]

looking for big

[Ian Walker]

people with wigs

[Marco]

they growl if

[Ian Walker]

theyre worried about

[Filterlab]

the credit crunch

[Ian Walker]

or Billys in

[anthonyTD]

or Billys in
in the valleys;)

[Marco]

trimming wigs with

[Ian Walker]

such gay abandon

[Marco]

and a cheeky

[Ian Walker]

old cyclist's smirk

[Marco]

sniffing bicycle saddles

[Filterlab]

and gym equipment

[Marco]

Sarah said "No!"

[Filterlab]

"Wipe your nose!"

[Marco]

and proceeded to

[Ian Walker]

pedal like Billyo

[Marco]

skirt cast asunder

[alb]

and her handkerchief

[Marco]

fragrant and floral

[alb]

but somewhere it

[Marco]

became soiled with

[Ian Walker]

something quite dangerous

[anthonyTD]

and explosive...

[Marco]

peeking out from

[Marco]

and explosive...

It's THREE words daily, ya numpty! :lolsign:

Marco.

[Iain Sinclair]

And you just posted six!

[Marco]

I am daft :)

Marco.

[alb]

Not as daft

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

As we think

[anthonyTD]

As we think

ohh he is:lolsign:

[Filterlab]

so I've heard

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

It's a rumour

[shane]

but well founded

[Marco]

I'm quite astounded

[shane]

He's a poet!

[Filterlab]

doesn't show it

[Ian Walker]

off in public

[anthonyTD]

but in private...

[snapper]

...well that's completely

[Filterlab]

an arrestable offence

[anthonyTD]

and considering the...

[Filterlab]

alleged degrading filth

[snapper]

...and pungent aroma

[Filterlab]

of formaldehyde wipes

[anthonyTD]

its no wonder...

[Marco]

he was arrested

[Filterlab]

and banged up

[Marco]

but liked it

[snapper]

...just as much

[Marco]

as being whipped

[Filterlab]

by Olaf Cucumber

[Marco]

who's related to

[anthonyTD]

billy bennet and...

[Marco]

his little apron

[The Grand Wazoo]

Oscar Peterson's grandmother

[Filterlab]

better known as

[Marco]

moustached scary man

[Filterlab]

or Mo Mowlam

[Ian Walker]

and tom jones

[Ian Walker]

its not unusual

[Marco]

one reply only!

[Ian Walker]

I was singing

[snapper]

...like a big

[Filterlab]

woofty puffty boy

[Ian Walker]

at a barbecue

[Filterlab]

serving roast spleen

[Marco]

with roasted dumplings

[Filterlab]

and a sausage.

[Ian Walker]

i do declare

[Filterlab]

this court shall

[Marco]

fine thee accordingly

[Filterlab]

20 old groats

[Marco]

with which floats

[Filterlab]

the stock exchange

[snapper]

...and mart magazine

[Filterlab]

a quality publication

[Marco]

for the nation

[snapper]

...of dolescrounging chavscum

[Marco]

intoxicated on rum

[snapper]

...Buckfast and doobie

[Marco]

without a scooby

[snapper]

...doo.

Gordon Brown

[Marco]

about the town

[Ian Walker]

Thats that then

[snapper]

...we can all

[anthonyTD]

bow down to...

[Marco]

make it rhyme

[snapper]

...and in time

[Marco]

to the chime

[snapper]

...of the city

[Marco]

with Walter Mitty

[snapper]

...feeling a bit

[Marco]

like a tit

[anthonyTD]

who's a halfwit.

[Marco]

and talks shit