Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

Sniff ya codpiece

[prestonchipfryer]

savour the aroma

[Beechwoods]

A rancid pavlova

[prestonchipfryer]

Don't drop it

[Puffin]

drop da-bass instead

[Marco]

and yer load

[Puffin]

all over t'internet

[Marco]

fertilising un-kissed virgins

[prestonchipfryer]

quivering and pulsating

[Puffin]

like grinning AlexUK:lol::lol::lol::lolsign::lolsign::gig:

[Alex_UK]

putting on his

[Puffin]

something more comfortable :)

[Marco]

like a chiffon

[Puffin]

Gryphon, stalking women

[prestonchipfryer]

flesh wobbling fearfully

[Marco]

mentally undressing them

[Puffin]

or just mental!

[Marco]

and dangerously unstable

[prestonchipfryer]

nuclear reactor rods

[Puffin]

mistaken for penis

[Marco]

by Mr Magoo

[Puffin]

who eats spanners

[Rog_test]

while testing sig-images

[Marco]

alongside nylon pants

[Alex_UK]

generating static electricity

[Puffin]

In button mushrooms

[Marco]

sautéed by penguins

[prestonchipfryer]

devoured by pigs

[Marco]

regurgitated by swans

[prestonchipfryer]

lapped up heartily

[Marco]

by passing weevils

[Jonboy]

marching to Wrexham

[Marco]

for the free

[Jonboy]

back sack and-crack

[Beechwoods]

All the trimmings

[Puffin]

cock - a - leekie

[Beechwoods]

toad in whole

[Puffin]

batter in half

[Marco]

tinfoil-wrapped foreskin roasting

[Puffin]

with laydee Jus

[Marco]

not unlike fish-sauce

[prestonchipfryer]

somewhat sprat-like flavour

[Puffin]

Jesus performed Mackerel's

[Border Riever]

with jimmy hendrix

[Marco]

who was judging

[Alex_UK]

the knobbly knees

[Puffin]

with mushy peas

[Marco]

and Fiona's fleas

[Jonboy]

scratch that itch

[Puffin]

smack the bitch

[Marco]

until she squeals

[Puffin]

I love eels

[Alex_UK]

but not peeled

[Acorn3a]

Or in hi-heels

[prestonchipfryer]

sixteen inch wheels

[Puffin]

four on-the floor

[Alex_UK]

stick shift heaven

[Puffin]

stir the porridge

[Marco]

with your cock

[Alex_UK]

and his hens

[Marco]

will swallow the

[prestonchipfryer]

moistened, velvety mozzarella

[Puffin]

Buffalo or Bison

[prestonchipfryer]

breast or bum?

[Marco]

slice of both

[Acorn3a]

with some horseradish

[prestonchipfryer]

hot and steaming

[Marco]

like a turd

[prestonchipfryer]

freshly laid today

[Marco]

fly-ridden stinking pancake

[prestonchipfryer]

oozing, sulphurous, fetid

[Jonboy]

fishy lady juice

[Alex_UK]

with cocktail umbrella

[Marco]

and Maraschino cherries

[prestonchipfryer]

pink, glistening, ripe

[Marco]

requiring popping by

[webby]

Jean Michel Jarre

[Alex_UK]

with his laser

[Marco]

that pleases her

[Puffin]

desire for cornflakes

[Marco]

stuck to bell-ends

[Puffin]

coarsely massaging gossamer

[Rog_test]

webs of silk

[prestonchipfryer]

veins vibrating vigourously

[bogle111]

pulses pulsating passionately

[keiths]

producing pussy palpitations

[Border Riever]

Like a Jack-hammer

[Marco]

pumping away at

[Puffin]

over ripe broccoli

[Marco]

Showz yer florets!

[Rare Bird]

you go first

[DSJR]

I'm clapped out

[Puffin]

piston broke then

[Marco]

A leaky valve?

[Puffin]

certain death ensured

[Jonboy]

grannys Sunday driving

[Puffin]

whilst high on-crack

[DSJR]

and drooling spittle

[Marco]

all over her

[Alex_UK]

sticky toffee pudding

[Marco]

intended for Johnny

[prestonchipfryer]

wearing his frock

[Puffin]

and ears-of Spock

[prestonchipfryer]

massive hard cock

[Jonboy]

in your dreams

[prestonchipfryer]

the lady screams

[Puffin]

my cats boiled

[Jonboy]

your fucked up :lol:

[Marco]

said Mrs Cameron

[Alex_UK]

as she plunged

[Puffin]

the clunge pool

[Marco]

filled with ferrets

[bogle111]

fighting for freedom

[Marco]

amongst PVC fetishists

[DSJR]

peeing in the

[Marco]

neighbour's laundry basket

[DSJR]

smelly poohey nickers

[Marco]

dissolved by wee

[prestonchipfryer]

enjoyed by millions

[Puffin]

cooked by pygmy's

[Marco]

prior to castration

[Puffin]

oh shit i've

[Marco]

jobbey'd my scanties

[Puffin]

mint sauce anyone?

[Marco]

cowpat cream, Betty?

[DSJR]

Semen on toast?

[Jonboy]

sausage jockey sandwich

[Marco]

Cheddar dome gratin?

[bogle111]

eaten with relish

[Marco]

and some Sauerkraut

[Bazil]

washed down with

[Puffin]

sparkling Cillit Bang

[Jonboy]

Cheddar dome gratin?


Pissing myself laughing :lolsign:

[Marco]

:eyebrows: :eyebrows:


soaking my waterproof

[Alex_UK]

warming my spuds

[Marco]

on her mound

[bogle111]

pound per pound

[Marco]

her tits were

[bogle111]

ripe red rubys

[Jonboy]

twiddle my twiddlers

[Puffin]

gobble turkey twizzlers

[bogle111]

"Yummy" said Felicia

[prestonchipfryer]

her mouth dripping

[bogle111]

nay, frothing fervently

[Puffin]

among frightful qwaeers

[bogle111]

Gloria gratifyingly gloated

[Marco]

expelled a mustard-burp

[Jonboy]

whilst fisting Johnny

[Marco]

who's facial expression

[bogle111]

said it all !

[Marco]

as did his

[Alex_UK]

pink kipper tie

[Marco]

used to strangle

[bogle111]

an MP maybe

[Marco]

who had exposed

[Border Riever]

his ornamental clackers

[Marco]

to the gnomes

[Folkboy]

on Hampstead Heath

[Jonboy]

bend over pumpkin

[bogle111]

it's a shakedown

[Marco]

What's that dandruff?

[prestonchipfryer]

scaly skin droppings

[Marco]

cascading floor-bound like

[bogle111]

scalp snow, all

[Marco]

powdery and flaky

[Folkboy]

, like Human confetti

[prestonchipfryer]

rancidly dribbling bile

[Marco]

like suppurating smegma

[prestonchipfryer]

snot-gobbling magus

[Folkboy]

or clag hangers

[Marco]

dangling from pish-flaps

[Folkboy]

like beef curtains

[Marco]

meaty, but moist

[prestonchipfryer]

tasting of mullett

[Marco]

down yer gullet

[Puffin]

mine's a pint!

[prestonchipfryer]

heaving, nay quivering

[Marco]

the frothy Guinness

[Puffin]

of acid reflux

[Marco]

dissolving skin tissue

[prestonchipfryer]

putrid musty purulence

[Puffin]

with pernicious scrofula

[Marco]

resembled her armpits

[prestonchipfryer]

stinking blubbery flesh

[Marco]

vegetarians would hate

[Puffin]

whale meat again

[Marco]

sang Vera Lynn ;)

[prestonchipfryer]

swigging the gin

[Marco]

legs open wide

[Puffin]

showing her gracie-fields

[Alex_UK]

with bluebirds over,

[Rare Bird]

the white cliffs

[Thing Fish]

of Bangladesh.

[Rare Bird]

where Bengal tigers

[Thing Fish]

eat small children

[Marco]

just for fun

[SCIDB]

and healthy living

[Alex_UK]

high in fibre

[DSJR]

with crunchy bones

[Marco]

and juicy spleens

[Puffin]

make excellent Samosas

[Marco]

generating intestinal gas

[Rare Bird]

that ifyournot careful

[Marco]

will asphyxiate parrots

[Puffin]

with tinned carrots (vomit:lol:)

[prestonchipfryer]

throat burning wretching

[Puffin]

Oooh lovely Mavis

[Alex_UK]

the cunning linguist

[worthingpagan]

rapid bowel movements

[prestonchipfryer]

turds freely passing

[Marco]

betwixt stagnent smegma

[Rare Bird]

of cheesey concoction

[Marco]

purple dome gratin

[Rare Bird]

Sounds-too good to-eat

[prestonchipfryer]

cunninglingus flavoured meat

[Puffin]

cunning stunts are-better

[prestonchipfryer]

juicy pussy wetter

[Marco]

weird adult-nappy soaker

[Puffin]

water sports obligatory

[Marco]

otherwise spanking ensues

[Rare Bird]

mucchio golden showers

[Folkboy]

follows Sunday's heatwave

[Puffin]

beware of flooding

[Marco]

double-up yer protection!

[Folkboy]

(ban hyphenated words)

[keiths]

(yes-i-agree-because-it-makes-it too easy)

[Marco]

just like de-flowering

[Puffin]

a ladies garden

[Marco]

, her herb patch

[Border Riever]

with snail trails

[Marco]

signposting seafood city

[Puffin]

cock prawn tails

[Marco]

dipped in lady-juice

[Alex_UK]

the real Liebfraumilch

[Marco]

only with hairs-in

[DSJR]

on cork mats

[Marco]

strategically positioned underneath

[Rare Bird]

Aunt sally's teapot

[prestonchipfryer]

whilst fervently fondling

[DSJR]

her warm spout

[Rare Bird]

while Worzel interchanged

[Alex_UK]

his grubby head

[Marco]

glistening and purple-domed

[Rare Bird]

fadge box pounder

[prestonchipfryer]

balls hanging droopily

[Alex_UK]

Tea bagging ready

[Rare Bird]

for serious action

[Puffin]

Aaahh yeaahhh Baby!!

[Marco]

take its girth

[Rare Bird]

take it easy