Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

and savoured the

[audio39]

aroma of Snow-Whites

[Rare Bird]

Pickled onion breath

[audio39]

smelling up the

[Rare Bird]

Vicar's confession booth

[Puffin]

cocks and cassocks

[Marco]

are strangely amusing

[audio39]

when oven roasted

[Puffin]

and delicately seasoned

[Marco]

breaded testicles with

[Rare Bird]

Succulent Prostate scrapings

[Puffin]

drenched in Gastric-juice

[Rare Bird]

all topped with

[Reid Malenfant]

4 cheese sauce

[Rare Bird]

with a side-line

[Marco]

of sopping-wet placenta

[Rare Bird]

gimmi crab sticks

[Marco]

inserting them vertically

[DSJR]

well up uranus

[Rare Bird]

dear dear me

[Puffin]

you stink-of wee

[Marco]

and so does

[Puffin]

Wee Willie Winkie

[Marco]

and his wrinkly

[audio39]

wee winky dinky

[Marco]

wearing a slinky

[Rare Bird]

clutchin' his man-hood

[audio39]

with tiny tweezers

[Marco]

for rock-hard geezers

[Rare Bird]

from up Yorkshire

[Marco]

where Sex-Gods roam

[Rare Bird]

but only in

[Marco]

and around Rotherham

[Rare Bird]

in the outskirts

[Marco]

where he regularly

[Rare Bird]

used the phone-box

[Marco]

for a pish

[Puffin]

but then disaster..

[Rare Bird]

struck when he

[Marco]

heard some sirens

[Rare Bird]

so he made-fast

[Marco]

leaving a puddle

[Puffin]

but, bollock naked

[Marco]

he paraded around

[Reid Malenfant]

with some attitude

[Marco]

waving his walloper

[Puffin]

destroyed by sores

[Marco]

ravaged by scabs

[Rare Bird]

no worries said

[Marco]

the nurse, as

[audio39]

her Yorkshire Pudding

[Marco]

dripping with juice

[Puffin]

and electric wires

[Rare Bird]

to revitalize her

[Marco]

lifting her skirt

[Jonboy]

pink or brown

[Marco]

knickers? Neither, they

[Puffin]

fell-off at Uttoxeter

[Marco]

stuck to a windscreen

[Rare Bird]

obscuring the passanger's

[Marco]

view of owls

[Rare Bird]

winking at passers-by

[Puffin]

with special needs

[Marco]

peeing on weeds

[Rare Bird]

fertilising the dandelions

[Marco]

before Dorothy picked

[Puffin]

a gambian gigolo

[Rare Bird]

with two diks

[Marco]

to line-dance with

[Rare Bird]

& a third

[Puffin]

is the square-of

[prestonchipfryer]

very big proportions

[Puffin]

pie-faggot-rice and chips

[Rare Bird]

with lashings of

[Puffin]

bum boy bangers

[Marco]

stiff, yet bendy

[Puffin]

resembling bashed bishops

[Rare Bird]

with telekinetic abilities

[Marco]

enabling some strange

[Rare Bird]

urge to perform

[Puffin]

with John & Edward

[Rare Bird]

the Foxy fellars

[Jonboy]

talent less twats

[Marco]

who enjoy bestiality

[Rare Bird]

talent less tw*ts

:scratch:


who enjoy bestiality

bend over chicken

[Thing Fish]

We are coming...

[Rare Bird]

shit! quick scarper :lolsign:

[prestonchipfryer]

something is there

[Puffin]

covered in hare

[audio39]

smelling like crap

[Marco]

riddled with clap

[audio39]

both hands slowly

[Rare Bird]

scraping it off

[Thing Fish]

making a sandwich

[Rare Bird]

licking the knife

[Thing Fish]

Inserting the blade

[Marco]

deep into her

[audio39]

petit pink purse

[Puffin]

a cavernously sore

[Marco]

and red-raw slit

[Puffin]

making medical history

[audio39]

for grossly discoloured

[Puffin]

and grotesquely mangled

[Marco]

tampons, which somone

[jantheman]

made soup with

[Marco]

sold to Tesco

[Puffin]

rejected by NATO

[prestonchipfryer]

sent to Greenland

[Marco]

via Lapland and

[jantheman]

Scotland, Marco's house

[Marco]

where some sniffing

[Jonboy]

and gusset sucking

[Marco]

ensued, leaving-a-musky

[audio39]

discharge stained moustache

[Marco]

on the butler's

[prestonchipfryer]

khaki coloured shirt

[Puffin]

the pantry maid

[prestonchipfryer]

carefully wiped her

[Marco]

pish flaps after

[prestonchipfryer]

a really hard

[keiths]

day's night and

[Puffin]

even harder than

[audio39]

a tough math question

[Puffin]

pi = MC Hammer

[Marco]

slap ya mama

[audio39]

wut wut "g"

[Puffin]

diddy diddy P

[audio39]

killed the radio-star

[Reid Malenfant]

who was buried

[Puffin]

in a toilet

[Marco]

with no lock

[Puffin]

women came and

[Marco]

dropped their knickers

[Puffin]

for blackhead pickers

[audio39]

and canoe lickers

[Marco]

and city slickers

[prestonchipfryer]

who sucked their

[Marco]

Snickers, dribbling melted

[prestonchipfryer]

ecstasy inducing pleasure

[Puffin]

brushing against velvet

[Marco]

shorts, lightly stained

[Puffin]

but extraordinarily camp

[audio39]

with viscosity levels

[Marco]

approaching that of

[audio39]

mashed pineapple and

[Puffin]

Watney's Red Barrel

[Dominic Harper]

with odour of

[Puffin]

stench so vile

[audio39]

not unlike flatus

[Marco]

and his stinky

[Puffin]

arse ring that

[Marco]

caused more skidmarks

[Puffin]

but less clinkers

[audio39]

with fewer wilnots

[Puffin]

for faggots who

[Marco]

enjoy man's milk

[Dominic Harper]

on a tuesday

[Marco]

in preference to

[audio39]

Monday's Muff Munch

[Puffin]

nom, nom, nom

[Marco]

suckle the sweatiness

[audio39]

of vaginal yeast

[Marco]

and embryonic jelly

[Puffin]

mixed with beans

[Dominic Harper]

and branston pickle

[Reid Malenfant]

on crispy toast

[Thing Fish]

giving succulent sweetness

[Puffin]

like drippy lips

[Thing Fish]

to frightened monks

[Marco]

and drunken punks

[Thing Fish]

With bitching wives

[Marco]

sporting sharpened knives

[Thing Fish]

and sour faces

[audio39]

and wrinkled groins

[Thing Fish]

providing sanctuary to

[Puffin]

leaders wives who

[Marco]

enjoyed barbecuing badgers

[Puffin]

in beaver sauce

[Marco]

with some arse-gravy

[Border Riever]

and spiders legs

[Marco]

all of which

[audio39]

tasted like ass

[Dominic Harper]

accompanied with a

[Marco]

a jelly-like jus

[Border Riever]

with bits of

[Puffin]

young ferrets grilled

[audio39]

to Hillbilly perfection

[Thing Fish]

using a woman's

[Marco]

sweaty old tights

[Puffin]

as a tourniquet

[Marco]

restricting blood-flow to

[Dominic Harper]

dingly dangly bits

[Puffin]

gangrene sets in

[Marco]

your Jap's-eye bulges

[Reid Malenfant]

then turns black :eek:

[Puffin]

and bell ended

[Marco]

it's game-over for

[Dominic Harper]

the jap's eye

[Puffin]

winks as-it wanks

[audio39]

releasing its load

[Reid Malenfant]

unto mother earth

[audio39]

who farted loudly

[Dominic Harper]

leaving air cloudy

[Thing Fish]

around her mother

[Marco]

the rancid intestinal-gas

[Border Riever]

which glowed illuminous

[audio39]

and smelled horridly

[Marco]

somewhat like drains

[audio39]

attached to my ass

[Puffin]

stoppered with percy

[Marco]

showing no mercy

[Puffin]

ripping the piss

[Marco]

feeling up Chris

[Puffin]

careless hands costs

[Marco]

you the right

[Puffin]

to have fingers

[Marco]

in sopping-wet pies

[Dominic Harper]

smelling of shite

[Border Riever]

and Turkish delight

[Marco]

what a fright!

[Puffin]

Oooh I-just might

[Marco]

stand and fight

[Puffin]

careful I bite

[Dominic Harper]

transvestite in tights

[Reid Malenfant]

with lunch box

[Puffin]

diplomacy he stuffed

[Marco]

a stiffened marrow

[Dominic Harper]

with in hand

[Marco]

flicked its 'bulb'

[Puffin]

buried it's head

[Marco]

deep within the

[Puffin]

corned beef hash

[Marco]

opposite her gash

[Puffin]

bishops will bash

[Marco]

ballbags will rash

[Puffin]

massage-in cream

[Marco]

reduces the inflammation

[Mike]

of the inflamed

[Marco]

thingy, which was

[Dominic Harper]

balbouse and stinky

[Marco]

reminiscent of mature

[Puffin]

halitosis so vile

[Marco]

that the pong

[Puffin]

closed Russia whilst

[Marco]

simultaneously evacuating the

[Puffin]

bowels of virgins

[Marco]

spilling diced-carrots everywhere

[audio39]

not touched by

[Puffin]

men of cloth

[Marco]

'Touching cloth' resulted