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outing a pair-of-ardvarks
Rare Bird
07-05-2010, 17:52
oops leaky cock
Rare Bird
07-05-2010, 20:34
if it fits
Rare Bird
07-05-2010, 21:38
ready for action
Rare Bird
09-05-2010, 16:34
presure's building fast
Rare Bird
09-05-2010, 23:01
trajectory is guarenteed
Rare Bird
13-05-2010, 17:59
Trimmed ginger minge
with appropriate chemicals
Rare Bird
14-05-2010, 14:03
Too much Batman
protuberant 'Caped Crusader'
Rare Bird
15-05-2010, 09:56
crap 80's music
Rare Bird
15-05-2010, 21:52
mucchio shit tracks
Rare Bird
16-05-2010, 13:21
& Joggers nipples
Rare Bird
16-05-2010, 18:21
down the chip-shop
Rare Bird
16-05-2010, 20:02
flea bitten bollox
Rare Bird
16-05-2010, 21:48
whole-hoast of things
wickedly perverted thoughts
lightly-stained frilly panties
Rare Bird
17-05-2010, 13:25
Flail, Rapier & Pikes
35-speed-Reversible-with-interchagable-heads-with-hermit doll attachment
Rare Bird
17-05-2010, 18:37
turned & walked-back-out
pepperoni peppered everywhere
chocolate brownies scattered
Rare Bird
17-05-2010, 21:21
shit smothered smarties
I'd-rather-have-a-full-bottle-in-front-of-me!
than-a-cock-up-the-back-of-me
Covenant
22-05-2010, 20:18
to insert my
strawberry knickerbocker glory
mephedrone crazed muppets
who inadvertently sniffed
Rare Bird
23-05-2010, 09:14
big hairy knakkerz
Rare Bird
23-05-2010, 10:46
Not Grace-Jones Type-either
but a throughly-bloody-decent-bloke
Rare Bird
23-05-2010, 11:00
than John innman
Rare Bird
23-05-2010, 13:40
Pre-mature-ejaculation
Rare Bird
24-05-2010, 13:06
only in-the wrong-place
Teac-VRDS-transport-drives-are-not-a suitable enviroment
Voltage Regulated Delinquent-Sperm
Insistant on dielectric-breakdown
inhibit proper deflowering
merely facilitate fertilising
Rare Bird
03-06-2010, 09:40
for the worse
Rare Bird
03-06-2010, 09:48
Squeeze real hard
Rare Bird
03-06-2010, 09:57
bob a-job robbers
Like-ezines-taking-it-butt-canal-with-lashings-&-lashings-of-axle-grease-still smiling
Rare Bird
03-06-2010, 14:26
:eek:
Rare Bird
04-06-2010, 08:51
a-jam-jar for safe-keeping
Rare Bird
04-06-2010, 12:48
a fresh batch
Rare Bird
04-06-2010, 12:57
an Acquired taste
Of-back-passage-toungue-probing-deep-cravass-cleansing for-those-deeply-personal-hifi-performance-gaining moments
whilst-wearing-an-adult-nappy-and-a-smile
Rare Bird
04-06-2010, 20:14
if not-for nappy-rash-all-over-your-bollox
and scabs-n-stuff on-willy
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 01:44
now-you-see it now-you-don't
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 10:54
What wages lol
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 11:03
No the bank-does
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 11:13
No to pay back some much debt th Ex-Wife & our lasses Ex & CSA left us...
Bazturds
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 20:50
Sure as eggs-are-eggs
Beechwoods
05-06-2010, 21:12
light 'em up
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 21:15
beats rocket fuel
Beechwoods
05-06-2010, 21:21
watch flashback though
and park flashers :flasher:
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 21:59
n arse flashers
:bum:
Rare Bird
05-06-2010, 23:45
n' hand baggers
:bag:
sporting suspicious bulges
cunning linguini disguised
which-may-have interesting side-effects
fast jaw-dropping transients
Rare Bird
06-06-2010, 14:34
hemroid zapping bass-depth
Rare Bird
06-06-2010, 15:05
on deaf ears
dressed with gussett-enhancing
Rare Bird
07-06-2010, 09:26
Pungent efficiency rating
without-extra-corricular-magnetic-erection-maximiser
Rare Bird
07-06-2010, 11:39
a direct driver
nuzzling for-a-lady-garden-rug-munching-session
Rare Bird
07-06-2010, 16:33
Scorched Kneecaps at-dawn
Rare Bird
07-06-2010, 19:52
lumpy tadpole cream
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 12:33
fifty foot hose
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 12:40
to folk with-taste
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 13:26
98% of AOS
to-which-AOS-has-no-equal
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 14:23
but has it's
own quirky eccentricities
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 14:57
including asperger's-syndrome sufferers
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 15:12
& itchy sebaceous-cysts
All beautifully-entwined-with-juiced-silky paste
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 15:22
to-soothe-your burning hemaroids
Rare Bird
08-06-2010, 15:49
Nice crunchie popcorn
Rare Bird
09-06-2010, 12:29
Yay-for-ready-meals!
Death to-all Microwaves
Rare Bird
09-06-2010, 12:53
yeh Scorched earth
Rare Bird
09-06-2010, 16:55
People will run-for-cover
as the shmellee-shtenchette
Rare Bird
09-06-2010, 17:31
travels throughout the-land
anaesthetising, cows, sheep......
Rare Bird
09-06-2010, 22:37
for 40-nights-&-40-days
Rare Bird
09-06-2010, 23:45
cockroaches will-have taken-over
the-world-along-with-weevils
Rare Bird
09-06-2010, 23:58
stickin their snouts-in
stagnent, decomposing flesh
attached-to-sad-old-farts-who's-mindset-and-cognative-functions-are-stuck-in the 1970's
Rare Bird
10-06-2010, 10:02
:lolsign:
along-with-their-Val-Doonican-records-Christmas-jumpers-and-incontience-pads
Rare Bird
10-06-2010, 12:42
Not forgetting: Super seven - Zippy & Bungle - Cheese fondue's - & - space-hoppers
or-chicken-in-a-basket-flared-trousers-Elbeo-pantyhose-and-sordid-liaisons-at-Berni-Inns
Rare Bird
10-06-2010, 14:34
Topped off-with-a-good-old-knees-up-with
Rare Bird
10-06-2010, 15:49
give yer-old-chain-a-good yanking
Rare Bird
10-06-2010, 16:25
Slow-down or yerl-miss
Rare Bird
11-06-2010, 17:33
fill-her nostrils instead
Rare Bird
11-06-2010, 23:31
in beetroot jiuce
Rare Bird
12-06-2010, 13:53
at his tiny-winky
sighed La-la dispondently
Rare Bird
12-06-2010, 20:05
but all'snot lost
there's always this:
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Rare Bird
12-06-2010, 20:52
Ah triple pleasure
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