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Marco
08-09-2009, 17:41
discerning chaps only
Alex_UK
08-09-2009, 19:10
like Gentleman's Relish
Marco
08-09-2009, 19:16
a euphemism for? :eyebrows:
Puffin
08-09-2009, 19:17
knob cheese, which
Marco
08-09-2009, 19:18
similar to botty-butter
Puffin
08-09-2009, 19:31
is packaged-as Urrghpak
Marco
08-09-2009, 19:32
perfect for Welsh-rarebit
anthonyTD
08-09-2009, 19:42
lay-off the welsh...
Marco
08-09-2009, 19:54
they're feisty and
Puffin
08-09-2009, 19:55
smell of cabbage
Marco
08-09-2009, 19:59
leeks surely, no?
Puffin
08-09-2009, 20:01
more pricks than
Alex_UK
08-09-2009, 20:02
a hedgehog in
Mr. C
08-09-2009, 20:14
deep do do
Puffin
08-09-2009, 20:22
oh so last-year
Marco
08-09-2009, 20:39
just like syphilis
Puffin
08-09-2009, 20:57
drives you mad
Marco
08-09-2009, 21:04
changing your pants
Puffin
09-09-2009, 14:47
stiffening added to
Marco
09-09-2009, 16:15
inner gusset rim
Mr. C
09-09-2009, 16:43
With MAD build-quality :interesting:
Puffin
09-09-2009, 19:00
and devilishly clever
DSJR
09-09-2009, 20:18
ideal to put
Puffin
09-09-2009, 20:26
children down mines
Covenant
09-09-2009, 21:02
with Ken Dodd
Alex_UK
09-09-2009, 21:20
and his diddy
Puffin
09-09-2009, 21:34
talent, about as-funny
Alex_UK
09-09-2009, 21:49
as Benny Hill
Covenant
09-09-2009, 21:58
in a sketch
Puffin
10-09-2009, 06:24
thats never funny
Marco
10-09-2009, 07:15
with a bunny
Mr. C
10-09-2009, 07:44
dosed with alker-saltzer
Covenant
10-09-2009, 07:55
for a hangover
anthonyTD
10-09-2009, 08:22
and hung under...
Alex_UK
10-09-2009, 08:44
the dog's danglies
Mr. C
10-09-2009, 10:08
resting on the
Covenant
10-09-2009, 16:03
left knee joint
Puffin
10-09-2009, 17:09
Oooh Mummy, rub
Jonboy
10-09-2009, 18:02
in my Vics-sinus
Mr. C
10-09-2009, 18:29
disappeared in-the ether
Covenant
10-09-2009, 19:35
causing irritating piles
Marco
10-09-2009, 19:36
on farmer Giles
DSJR
10-09-2009, 19:39
Who prayed for
Marco
10-09-2009, 19:43
some 'revolutionary' ADM9s
Puffin
10-09-2009, 20:43
18 hole DMs!
Alex_UK
10-09-2009, 20:51
some red braces
Puffin
10-09-2009, 20:56
Liquidated by Harry-J
Marco
10-09-2009, 21:01
with his johnny-bag
Beechwoods
10-09-2009, 22:24
for Johnny's Ball
Puffin
11-09-2009, 06:22
Hitler only had
Covenant
11-09-2009, 06:41
a small moustache
DSJR
11-09-2009, 06:44
which tickled her...
Marco
11-09-2009, 07:42
throbbing frontal flange
Alex_UK
11-09-2009, 09:55
which the ointment
Marco
11-09-2009, 10:08
failed to heal
Puffin
11-09-2009, 11:02
ein, zwei, very-dry
Marco
11-09-2009, 11:04
moisten it with
DSJR
11-09-2009, 13:10
Bi-carb of Soda
Marco
11-09-2009, 13:49
massaging it gently
Puffin
11-09-2009, 17:25
then, run like
Marco
11-09-2009, 17:29
f*ck, grabbing your
Puffin
11-09-2009, 17:44
favourite mount, gurgling
Covenant
11-09-2009, 19:30
ice cold vodka
Puffin
11-09-2009, 19:35
and anti-freeze
Marco
11-09-2009, 20:05
creating a cocktail
Puffin
11-09-2009, 20:23
so deadly, just
Covenant
11-09-2009, 23:20
dissolved a parrot
Puffin
12-09-2009, 08:25
to tears of
Mr. C
12-09-2009, 09:27
disenchanted sad clown
Puffin
12-09-2009, 09:50
when Smokey sings....
Marco
12-09-2009, 09:54
whose underpants reeked
Puffin
12-09-2009, 10:22
I hear violins???!!! (underpants?)
Marco
12-09-2009, 14:35
fart-to-the-beat
DSJR
12-09-2009, 15:03
With your LP12
Puffin
12-09-2009, 16:20
you spin me
DSJR
12-09-2009, 17:10
round-like a record
Covenant
12-09-2009, 18:36
ooohhh feel sick
Marco
12-09-2009, 18:45
diced carrot alert!
Alex_UK
12-09-2009, 19:33
fresh pavement pizza
Puffin
12-09-2009, 21:40
Leave it Stanley!
Covenant
12-09-2009, 22:12
for the dog
Marco
12-09-2009, 22:46
she often barks
Puffin
12-09-2009, 22:47
and chews spanners
Marco
12-09-2009, 23:02
whilst giving extras
Alex_UK
12-09-2009, 23:18
which relieves stress
Marco
12-09-2009, 23:23
easing a swelling
Puffin
13-09-2009, 08:39
greasing a palm
Marco
13-09-2009, 08:52
wrapping it around
Puffin
13-09-2009, 10:01
and tucking it
Covenant
13-09-2009, 10:15
neatly but firmly
Marco
13-09-2009, 10:35
underneath the silky
Covenant
13-09-2009, 11:23
smooth bottom of
Puffin
13-09-2009, 12:12
life, that-is hifi
Marco
13-09-2009, 13:17
'Badge snobs' can
Covenant
13-09-2009, 13:30
sit and fester
Puffin
13-09-2009, 17:18
Naim and Shame
DSJR
13-09-2009, 17:30
&-make a din
Marco
13-09-2009, 17:40
not-as-much-as-Linn
Covenant
13-09-2009, 18:08
Our darling Vera
Puffin
13-09-2009, 18:14
she forces the
Marco
13-09-2009, 19:02
skin down over
DSJR
13-09-2009, 19:11
rolling pin in
Puffin
13-09-2009, 19:17
far flung places
Marco
13-09-2009, 19:33
where frontal lobotomies
Puffin
13-09-2009, 19:39
replace pygmy porn
Marco
13-09-2009, 19:51
with artificial manure
Covenant
13-09-2009, 19:53
and wealthy politicians
Marco
13-09-2009, 19:54
with bad haircuts
Puffin
13-09-2009, 19:56
mustn't grumble really
Marco
13-09-2009, 20:00
as Martha measured
Puffin
13-09-2009, 20:11
for her coffin
Covenant
13-09-2009, 21:03
said "a little premature"
Puffin
13-09-2009, 21:06
emasculation is expected
Marco
13-09-2009, 21:31
when fitting a
Alex_UK
13-09-2009, 22:31
double-ended silicone
Marco
13-09-2009, 22:47
extension pole to
Covenant
14-09-2009, 07:51
John Prescots underpants
Marco
14-09-2009, 08:07
attempting to dislodge
Covenant
14-09-2009, 08:11
partially digested pasties
Marco
14-09-2009, 08:27
which had inadvertently
Covenant
14-09-2009, 09:01
been put there
Marco
14-09-2009, 09:18
by a passing
Covenant
14-09-2009, 09:32
alien life form
Mr. C
14-09-2009, 10:28
periodically rising from
Marco
14-09-2009, 12:42
mildly fragrant armpits
Mr. C
14-09-2009, 12:46
shaved with axle-grease
Marco
14-09-2009, 12:58
scooped from a
Alex_UK
14-09-2009, 13:29
grease-monkey's wrecked 'em
Covenant
14-09-2009, 13:50
or maybe rectum
Marco
14-09-2009, 14:44
how about "botty"?
Mr. C
14-09-2009, 15:05
rhythms with totty
Puffin
14-09-2009, 15:45
jig a jig
Covenant
14-09-2009, 15:52
left leg in
Marco
14-09-2009, 16:19
left leg oot
Puffin
14-09-2009, 18:42
in, oot, in
Covenant
14-09-2009, 18:47
och, fallen doon
Puffin
14-09-2009, 19:08
Donald where's your-troosers!
Mr. C
14-09-2009, 19:10
around Dora's bed-post
Covenant
14-09-2009, 19:16
in oot in
Alex_UK
14-09-2009, 19:22
your whole arm
Puffin
14-09-2009, 19:23
the whole nine-yards
Covenant
14-09-2009, 19:27
and a caber
Alex_UK
14-09-2009, 19:29
tossing is great
Puffin
14-09-2009, 19:33
Steady on now
Marco
14-09-2009, 19:46
watch that draft!
Covenant
14-09-2009, 19:53
Shut that door
Marco
14-09-2009, 20:16
after some more
Jonboy
14-09-2009, 20:36
Spotted-dick and custard
Covenant
14-09-2009, 21:00
Ooh-err missus
Puffin
14-09-2009, 21:02
flip-flops and mustard
Marco
14-09-2009, 21:04
bollocks-covered-in-custard
DSJR
14-09-2009, 21:05
cause much wind
Covenant
14-09-2009, 21:06
French or English?
Mr. C
15-09-2009, 15:09
A tricky choice
Marco
15-09-2009, 15:35
sample both, then?
Covenant
15-09-2009, 16:13
English on beef
Marco
15-09-2009, 16:33
French on nipples
Covenant
15-09-2009, 18:32
French fancies nice
DSJR
15-09-2009, 18:46
with whipped cream
Jonboy
15-09-2009, 18:56
and eau de-vie
Marco
15-09-2009, 19:02
Oooh, that's posh!
Covenant
15-09-2009, 19:06
on her derriere
Marco
15-09-2009, 19:09
Ménage à trois?
Puffin
15-09-2009, 20:32
defense de fume
Jonboy
15-09-2009, 21:11
A filthy habit
Covenant
15-09-2009, 21:17
said the monk
Marco
15-09-2009, 21:27
exposing his trunk
Alex_UK
15-09-2009, 21:39
the elephant sneezed
Marco
15-09-2009, 21:51
emptying his load
Alex_UK
15-09-2009, 22:22
of mouldy peanuts
Marco
15-09-2009, 22:23
some of which
Puffin
16-09-2009, 06:27
were motor cars
Covenant
16-09-2009, 06:58
Don't remember eating....
Marco
16-09-2009, 09:16
my own socks
Puffin
16-09-2009, 12:51
said ronnie raygun
Marco
16-09-2009, 12:56
as he blasted
Puffin
16-09-2009, 14:31
nancy with rhetoric
Covenant
16-09-2009, 14:34
who quivered ecstatically
Marco
16-09-2009, 15:37
as she unwrapped
DSJR
16-09-2009, 16:20
her new tool
Covenant
16-09-2009, 16:26
complete with batteries
DSJR
16-09-2009, 16:32
she switched on
Marco
16-09-2009, 17:06
inserting it inside
Puffin
16-09-2009, 18:37
Bugger, that smarts
Covenant
16-09-2009, 18:40
wrong way round
Puffin
16-09-2009, 18:55
surgery required. Doctor!
Marco
16-09-2009, 19:04
serious inner-flap secretion
Puffin
16-09-2009, 19:06
stand back, charging
Marco
16-09-2009, 19:17
canular endoscope - check.
Puffin
16-09-2009, 19:35
Matron...MATRON, Quickly
Covenant
16-09-2009, 19:58
Bend over, cough
Marco
16-09-2009, 20:09
try to dislodge
Covenant
16-09-2009, 20:22
vaseline, heave-ho
Marco
16-09-2009, 21:11
clench and squeeze
Alex_UK
16-09-2009, 22:54
touch your toes
Marco
17-09-2009, 06:26
here it comes!!
Covenant
17-09-2009, 07:19
Thats not all
Marco
17-09-2009, 07:22
'beef olive' due?
Covenant
17-09-2009, 07:57
line of fire
Mr. C
17-09-2009, 08:14
pan cracker one
Marco
17-09-2009, 08:19
prepare for imminent
Covenant
17-09-2009, 08:33
evacuation, sound alarms
Marco
17-09-2009, 09:00
prepare gas masks
Covenant
17-09-2009, 12:31
There she blows!
Marco
17-09-2009, 13:55
inhale the cabbage!
Puffin
17-09-2009, 14:37
never wash naked
Marco
17-09-2009, 14:44
and always use
Covenant
17-09-2009, 14:47
a wet flannel
Marco
17-09-2009, 15:34
to wipe clean
Puffin
17-09-2009, 15:43
offal based puddings
Marco
17-09-2009, 16:04
someone left stuck
Puffin
17-09-2009, 16:48
to the rim
Marco
17-09-2009, 17:01
of her quim
Covenant
17-09-2009, 17:27
"What a relief"
Marco
17-09-2009, 18:05
"her flange didn't..."
Puffin
17-09-2009, 18:26
meet it's maker
Marco
17-09-2009, 18:36
otherwise I wouldn't
Covenant
17-09-2009, 18:43
be able to
The Vinyl Adventure
17-09-2009, 18:47
insert a long
Puffin
17-09-2009, 18:47
flangmange with-jelly
Marco
17-09-2009, 18:49
whilst inhaling her
The Vinyl Adventure
17-09-2009, 18:51
long arm-pit hair
Puffin
17-09-2009, 18:52
and disease, come together
Marco
17-09-2009, 19:05
in a lather
Covenant
17-09-2009, 19:13
of toxic juices
Marco
17-09-2009, 19:18
spreading melon jelly
Puffin
17-09-2009, 19:20
like vicious rumours
Marco
17-09-2009, 19:33
you were gay
Puffin
17-09-2009, 19:53
I was once
Marco
17-09-2009, 19:59
before you discovered
Jonboy
17-09-2009, 20:04
naturualy moist orifices
Marco
17-09-2009, 20:40
dampened by dewdrops
Covenant
17-09-2009, 20:41
secret little crevices
Marco
17-09-2009, 21:03
camouflaged by dandruff
Puffin
17-09-2009, 21:12
romancing the bone
Covenant
17-09-2009, 21:21
and a rusty trombone
Puffin
17-09-2009, 21:38
a love trumpet
Marco
17-09-2009, 22:16
near love handles
Covenant
18-09-2009, 07:47
beneath satin lingerie
Marco
18-09-2009, 08:01
encasing ample buttocks
Covenant
18-09-2009, 09:02
fun but windy
Marco
18-09-2009, 09:19
Strangely, the aroma
Covenant
18-09-2009, 09:56
reminds me of
Marco
18-09-2009, 11:14
decomposing flesh mixed
Covenant
18-09-2009, 11:55
with attar of roses
Marco
18-09-2009, 12:08
and-a-soupçon-of
Alex_UK
18-09-2009, 13:03
syrup of figs
Marco
18-09-2009, 13:27
causing me to
Puffin
18-09-2009, 17:22
act outrageously during
Covenant
18-09-2009, 17:46
a visit to