Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Jonboy]

427 small-block Chevy

[Puffin]

four on-the floor

[Alex_UK]

real pussy wagon

[Puffin]

stinks of piss

[Marco]

wring-out yer nappy

[Puffin]

suck it and-see

[Alex_UK]

oooohhh loli lolipop

[Puffin]

drag it sideways

[Marco]

causing the skidders

[Jonboy]

inside out then

[Puffin]

spread-on the pavement

[Marco]

like melted Nutella

[Puffin]

added gristle never

[Alex_UK]

in my pies

[Jonboy]

prefer haddock pasties

[Alex_UK]

badly packed kebabs

[Marco]

eat a jobby

[Puffin]

when I smile

[Marco]

he inserts his

[Puffin]

latex gloved fingers

[Marco]

scarily near my

[Puffin]

mother-in-law's aunts cousin

[Alex_UK]

very nasty piles

[Puffin]

of gusset dust

[Jonboy]

Winnets and Dingleberrys

[The Vinyl Adventure]

big steak tonight

[Marco]

chug yer chipolata

[Puffin]

bangers for mingers

[Marco]

stiffies for slappers

[Puffin]

it was bent

[Marco]

but somehow she

[Puffin]

dextrously with a-crowbar

[Marco]

unfurled a wrinkled

[Beechwoods]

quavering wotsit

[Puffin]

bugger it's burnt

[Mr. C]

singed to crisp

[Marco]

but nevertheless it

[Beechwoods]

'sa lovely chap

[Marco]

primed to penetrate

[Puffin]

metre thick blubber

[Jonboy]

Properly togged up

[The Vinyl Adventure]

i ate 32oz

[Alex_UK]

of hot beef

[Beechwoods]

broth after trotting

[Marco]

to the chemist's

[Beechwoods]

lovely sweet daughter

[Puffin]

who couldn't leave the-eau-de-cologne (think about it!)

[Marco]

liked to groan

[Puffin]

with position prone

[Mr. C]

launched sky wards

[Marco]

pishers glistening moistly

[Puffin]

flaps at 12.00clock

[Jonboy]

Bandits at 10oclock

[Alex_UK]

six-hours to spare

[Puffin]

so...lets rip

[Marco]

massive gaseous explosion

[Puffin]

Mmm that reminds

[Marco]

me to defecate

[Puffin]

Follow-through boy, follow

[Alex_UK]

through the tunnel

[Marco]

where your dress

[Puffin]

becomes a sausage

[Alex_UK]

roll over darling

[Puffin]

grill a starling

[Marco]

for a farthing

[Puffin]

bend over and

[Marco]

sniff its arse

[Jonboy]

must be working-class

[Marco]

as his armpits

[Puffin]

have a sphincter

[Mr. C]

shaved completely with

[Marco]

cheesy 'knob froth'

[Mr. C]

bathed incandescently with

[Alex_UK]

warm ass's milk

[DSJR]

Soaked with "honey!"

[Mr. C]

encapsulated in swiss-chocolate..............

[Jonboy]

sprinkled with nuts

[Marco]

gobbled up by..........

[DSJR]

Fatties like me...........

(I must diet)

[Puffin]

Off with his-head!

[Marco]

before 9am Tuesday

[Puffin]

while stocks last

[Marco]

free ferret with

[Puffin]

wire-cutters and cunning

[Marco]

use of paperclips

[Mr. C]

cross-wired to 200-amperes

[Marco]

causing massive stiffness

[Mr. C]

across the audio-spectrum

[Marco]

woofas not woofing

[Mr. C]

only-to stray cats

[Marco]

which were electrocuted

[Alex_UK]

fence the goods

[Puffin]

ditch the bitch

[Marco]

slap her nut

[Puffin]

nut her slaps

[Marco]

suckle her flaps

[Alex_UK]

down for landing

[Marco]

lower inner flange

[Mr. C]

bolted to the

[Marco]

swollen entry canal

[Mr. C]

after reaming by

[Marco]

an obstreperous appendage

[Mr. C]

pumped full of

[Marco]

flaky pencil sharpenings

[Mr. C]

mixed with deft-fully

[Puffin]

dexterity, only matched

[Mr. C]

by snyergistic quantum-transients

[Jonboy]

you've lost me

[Marco]

said Betty to

[Beechwoods]

the allotment committee

[Puffin]

Wanton vandalism said

[Jonboy]

bugger me sideways

[Puffin]

you've got some

[Beechwoods]

stains on your

[Puffin]

character my lad

[Marco]

not forgetting skidders

[Beechwoods]

damn black ice

[Marco]

on pert nipples

[Alex_UK]

ready for greasing

[Marco]

with WD40 sprayed

[Alex_UK]

in every nook

[Marco]

under the fungus

[Mr. C]

buried deep inside

[Marco]

years of dust

[Mr. C]

coated in sticky

[Marco]

pungent, translucent residue

[anthonyTD]

slithering and sliding...

[Marco]

oozing arse gravy

[Mr. C]

tastefully disguised as

[Puffin]

Bisto gravy train

[Jonboy]

steak-and kidney pie

[Alex_UK]

chips and peas

[Puffin]

floating in a

[Mr. C]

sea of linguistically

[Marco]

challenged jobby stains

[Mr. C]

cleansed with industrial

[Marco]

Cillit Bang-infused with

[Puffin]

cockney rhyming slang

[Marco]

and abandoned shopping-trolleys

[Puffin]

carrying ugly babys

[Marco]

with shitty nappies

[Puffin]

Super, Smashing, Lovely

[Marco]

she said as

[Mr. C]

becoming a werewolf

[Marco]

and growing enormous

[Mr. C]

'Jug'ular frontal lobes

[anthonyTD]

tied up with...

[Alex_UK]

lashings of ginger-beer

[Mr. C]

with fruity scones

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[Mr. C]

dodgy car salesmen

[Marco]

sporting ridiculous ponytails

[Alex_UK]

jump my bones

EDIT: OOPPS - cocked that up, that was supposed to be in response to "a euphanism for" (with fruity scones)

[Alex_UK]

(In response to "sporting ridiculous ponytails")

an ageing rockstar

[Mr. C]

More-like 60+ jazz-freaks

[Marco]

with pee-stained jeans

[Alex_UK]

and frothy mouths

[Marco]

moist armpits and

[Mr. C]

nodding head moments

[Jonboy]

Glasses on neck-cords

[anthonyTD]

like edna everage...

[Marco]

only uglier with

[Jonboy]

better fitting teeth

[Marco]

smaller man boobs

[Jonboy]

more double chins

[Marco]

than a Chihuahua

[Alex_UK]

humping the leg

[Puffin]

Big Issue Please...

[Marco]

to soak up

[Jonboy]

my incontinent granny

[Alex_UK]

for sale, £2,500

[Marco]

'dried up', but

[Alex_UK]

willing to please

[Joe]

Linn-Naim system

[Marco]

designed for 'PRATS'? ;)

[Puffin]

with A R S E technology

[Joe]

Sat on Mana

[Mr. C]

after a-dose of

[Joe]

Red hot Bananarama

[Marco]

let's Rama-lama-ding-dong

[Alex_UK]

we go together

[Joe]

Hell for leather

[Marco]

causing friction burns

[Puffin]

Scorchio! Mmm isn't-it?

[Mr. C]

layered with double-cream

[Puffin]

Oooohhh, yes, Mmmmmmm?

[Alex_UK]

crash test dummies

[Puffin]

yummy yummy mummy's

[Marco]

with flatulent tummies

[Puffin]

and gorgeous tits

[Marco]

and other bits

[Puffin]

that they share

[Marco]

including pubic hair

[Puffin]

and pubic libraries

[Marco]

staffed by lice

[Alex_UK]

and book worms

[Marco]

with pimples on

[Puffin]

don't pick scabs

[Marco]

instead scratch crabs

[Puffin]

down the social

[Alex_UK]

workers unite and

[Marco]

exchange toenail clippings

[Puffin]

and third-hand smoke

[Beechwoods]

watch the verucas

[Mr. C]

bazooka that verucas

[Marco]

Zap that zit!

[Puffin]

have a shit

[Mr. C]

disposed of via

[Marco]

intensive colonic irrigation

[Puffin]

Thames Water cannot

[Marco]

hope to dissolve

[Jonboy]

The Labour Party

[Marco]

with sulphuric acid

[Puffin]

and jelly babies

[Marco]

inserted sideways up

[Puffin]

and conviently countersunk

[Marco]

inside a badger

[Mr. C]

tapered to perfection

[Marco]

ensuring deep-penetration within

[Mr. C]

how such-poor-performance-can-emanate-from-such-run-of-the-mill electronics

[Puffin]

Bose are brilliant!

[Marco]

so are badgers

[Mr. C]

and grasshoppers too

[Marco]

I love flies!

[Mr. C]

taking flight to

[Marco]

Norah's nasty armpit

[Jonboy]

All moist-n hairy

[Marco]

so I licked

[Jonboy]

the salty down-dew

[Marco]

savouring-its-fruity-concasse

[Puffin]

concussed more like

[Marco]

after I thumped

[Puffin]

the bitch senseless

[Marco]

I set fire

[Alex_UK]

to my pants

[Marco]

by releasing a

[Alex_UK]

small cloud of

[Mr. C]

deadly ball lightening

[Marco]

tangy gaseous extract

[Puffin]

You're only supposed...

[Mr. C]

blow the bloody

[Marco]

bitch up after

[Alex_UK]

repairing the puncture

[Puffin]

my name is

[Marco]

Doctor Dan Gleebits

[Jonboy]

Known-for his weebits

[Mr. C]

whilst on the-piss

[Marco]

he exposed his

[DSJR]

Techie turntable fetish...

[anthonyTD]

and tannoy porn...