Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Mr. C]

and sweet juices

[Marco]

perfumed, yet tangy

[Puffin]

piquant, yet squeezy

[Marco]

seedless but pungent

[Puffin]

a diabolical stench

[Marco]

pervaded the chiropodist's

[Puffin]

bedchamber, where calloused

[Marco]

sweaty, Feta-encrusted

[Puffin]

dwarves, jostled aggressively

[Marco]

with some discarded

[Puffin]

delusions of grandure

[Marco]

intermingled with pathos

[Puffin]

stuff the lot

[Marco]

wear a dress

[Puffin]

giggle uncontrollably when

[Marco]

parading around comically

[Puffin]

with no sense

[Marco]

her almost moist

[Puffin]

oasis, displaying Orchids

[Marco]

arranged artistically around

[Puffin]

Englands answer to

[Marco]

lack of apostrophes ;)

[Puffin]

Justifiably chastised he

[Marco]

sought revenge by

[Puffin]

Punching his colon

[Marco]

thrusting a hyphen

[Mike]

into his gaping

[Puffin]

gob, the oxymoron.

[Marco]

Sheila flashed her

[Mr. C]

flange-tastic feline appendage

[Marco]

sprinkling dandruff everywhere

[Puffin]

bangers are sausages

[Marco]

mash is Smash

[Beechwoods]

don't forget Nicey

[Puffin]

wise words mate

[Marco]

In the beginning...

[Puffin]

was the word

[Marco]

and phallic fasteners

[Puffin]

knob off, said

[Marco]

Don't mention gays!

[Beechwoods]

oy you, stoppit!

[Marco]

I eees baaaaad :eyebrows:

(I think I got away with it)

[Beechwoods]

oooooooooooohhhh.... ten words! :eyebrows: :lol:

[Puffin]

handbags at dawn!

[Beechwoods]

Leave Dawn alone!

[Puffin]

knock three times

[Beechwoods]

twice on't pipe

[Puffin]

Wat de crack-pipe!

[Beechwoods]

puff-puff onna chuff-chuff

[Marco]

the answer is 'no'...

[Beechwoods]

Oh my sweetness :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

boil the kettle

[Beechwoods]

the baby's due

[Marco]

placenta sandwich anyone?

[Puffin]

taste the difference

[TONEPUB]

please don't stop

[Beechwoods]

playing the tunes

[Puffin]

ina de house

[Beechwoods]

ee's a good

[Marco]

moody happenin' dude

[anthonyTD]

on toast with...

[Marco]

15"-Tannoy Monitor Reds! :gig: :eyebrows: ;)

[anthonyTD]

whey hey hey....:eyebrows:

[Beechwoods]

"Mind the Gap"

[Marco]

The Thomson Twins?

[Puffin]

but there's three

[Beechwoods]

and not related

[symon]

in any degree

[Beechwoods]

acute, obtuse, Pythagorean

[symon]

a matriculating paean

[Marco]

flouting effeminacy for

[Puffin]

dreadful indignities suffered

[Marco]

inside ladies toilets

[Puffin]

pass the brush!

[anthonyTD]

and the towels...

[Mr. C]

sprinkled with some.......

[Marco]

lavender-scented talc

[Mr. C]

gentle dabbed all-over..........

[Marco]

vertically-inclined protrusions

[Puffin]

get help quickly!

[Mr. C]

via a toasted...........

[Marco]

muffin-like carbuncle

[Puffin]

muffin the mule

[Marco]

felt-like-a-tool

[Puffin]

gets you arrested

[Marco]

instead of molested

[Puffin]

moles burrow deeply

[Marco]

inside maggot-infested

[Puffin]

streams of consciousness

[Marco]

curing chronic constipation

[Puffin]

with bulging eyes!

[Mr. C]

and moving sighs

[Puffin]

Oooh that's better

[Marco]

pressing one out

[Puffin]

Like a virgin

[Marco]

touched for the

[Puffin]

very first crime

[Marco]

by uncle Charlie

[Mr. C]

master of many........

[Puffin]

hand shandy tricks

[Marco]

in public parks

[Puffin]

for Y-Front sharks

[Marco]

unzipping their slacks

[Puffin]

"h,i'm harrestin' you"

[Marco]

after you've gobbled

[Mr. C]

a deep fried

[Marco]

knurled knobbly chipolata

[Beechwoods]

deepfried Glasgae style

[Marco]

washed down with

[Mr. C]

ice-cold stowford press (export)

[Marco]

neck it quickly

[Puffin]

double-back and enter

[Marco]

greasing cheeks, and

[Puffin]

bottom ball joints

[Marco]

easing it in

[Puffin]

fettling the flange

[Marco]

listening for chuffing

[Puffin]

stuff the port

[Marco]

'bung' entering snugly

[Puffin]

docking manoeuvre succesful

[Marco]

commence liquidic injection

[Puffin]

triple the dose

[Marco]

extra-creamy variety

[Puffin]

Masked pony tiramisu

[Mr. C]

dancing to 70's throwback valve-amps

[Marco]

ponytails swinging gaily

[Mr. C]

under every tail...................

[Marco]

resides a botty

[Puffin]

Major Lockwood, pleased-to

[Marco]

feel the force

[Mr. C]

of non valve-amplification

[Mr. C]

Done most correctly

[Marco]

It's HELLs BELLES ;)

[Mr. C]

You got me-ringing...............

[Puffin]

god it's stinging!

[Marco]

too much rimming!

[Puffin]

just keep grinning :)

[Marco]

balls are minging

[Mr. C]

steam clean with..............

[DSJR]

Dettol and bleach!!!

[Puffin]

lifes a beach

[Marco]

showz yer peach

[Puffin]

Dennis Healey eyebrows

[Mr. C]

groomed with a...........

[Marco]

rusty garden rake

[Puffin]

backcombing the nasal

[Marco]

snot-encrusted tufts of

[Puffin]

last Sunday's roast

[Mr. C]

heaped upon toad-infested

[pure sound]

finely chopped mice

[Marco]

infested with lice

[Puffin]

stab them with

[Marco]

your pork sword

[Puffin]

proud and pleased

[Marco]

of your erectile

[Puffin]

grout removing tool

[Marco]

for de-smegging stubborn

[Puffin]

Wardrobe sized fridges

[Marco]

housing mutant ice-lollies

[Puffin]

packed with goodness

[Marco]

and suppurating puss

[Puffin]

engorged scrofulitic sweetbreads

[Mr. C]

through a drinking-straw

[Puffin]

a bendy one

[Marco]

hugging necessary contours

[Puffin]

with aerodynamic flaps

[Marco]

puncturing crusty 'cooters'

[Mr. C]

perpendicularly to Reginald-Molehouse

[Marco]

who'd popped in

[Spectral Morn]

To see a

[Puffin]

souled out Marti

[Spectral Morn]

live on stage

[Marco]

where females throw

[Spectral Morn]

grey through age

[Marco]

their crusty bloomers

[Puffin]

Wet, Wet, Wet-through

[Marco]

so-much-so that

[Puffin]

Noah was summoned

[Marco]

to supervise the

[Puffin]

carnage that is

[Marco]

the crotch of

[Puffin]

gender bending surgery

[Marco]

gone horribly wrong

[Mr. C]

in an Estonian...............

[Marco]

who surreptitiously discombobulated

[Puffin]

with a Cockpunch,

[Marco]

full-square on the

[Mr. C]

Left-side ball bag

[Puffin]

the swine. Frighteningly

[Marco]

close to his

[Puffin]

last best orgasm

[Marco]

remnants of which

[Puffin]

caused a leakage

[Marco]

culminating in widespread

[Puffin]

shoe shortage amongst

[Marco]

disco-dancing amputees

[Mr. C]

using average valve-amps

[Puffin]

with lairy socks

[Mr. C]

that needed dactarin

[Acorn3a]

rubbing gently into

[Marco]

the cheesy toe-region

[Mr. C]

shot blasted by........

[Puffin]

ten pints & curry

[DSJR]

I'm p****d off!!!!!

[Marco]

why, old chap?

[DSJR]

No dosh guv!

Stuff me want.....

better-sound want I...

[Puffin]

Lively-up yourself!

[Marco]

worry ye not :)

[Puffin]

gobble your snot

[Marco]

chewing globules of

[Puffin]

latex-like catarrh

[Marco]

whilst savouring its

[Puffin]

testicularly chewy ring-spew

[Marco]

jostling with lemon-curd-like-phlegm

[Puffin]

shut your gob!

[Marco]

and rub this

[Puffin]

once, twice, three-times

[Marco]

a Tena lady

[Puffin]

and Urethra Franklin

[Marco]

were nonchalantly discussing

[Puffin]

the drawbacks of

[Marco]

incontinent elephant's foreskins

[See old joke: 'That's a big drawback, innit?' 'What is?' 'An elephant's foreskin!' :eyebrows:]

[Puffin]

What comes in-pints?

(even older joke!)

[Marco]

dunno, tell me...

[Puffin]

Elephants 'in it

[Marco]

donkey's have bigger

[Puffin]

cars than ferrets

[Marco]

and bigger jobbies

[Mr. C]

Than 211 valve-owners

[Puffin]

with 911 valve-bounce

[Marco]

Donkey's wallopers measure

[Mr. C]

Parson's prick-in-a-bucket syndrome

[Marco]

Brenda had inadvertently

[Mr. C]

split her differential

[Puffin]

crossbar crutch syndrome

[Mr. C]

inverted vulva labiaplasty

[Puffin]

saddle sniffers report

[Mr. C]

SNERGING as it was

[Puffin]

it was lerrrvvverrrlly

[Marco]

shnortle it deep-down

[Puffin]

taste the musk

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[Puffin]

don't forget Betty

[Marco]

she's very sweaty

[Puffin]

since her gender-realignment

[Marco]

hot flushes moisten

[kininigin]

much like a

[Mr. C]

ex-naimie sent-to Coventry

[Marco]

where pony-tailed bozos

[Mr. C]

swing with hummmmmmm........Jazz-cats