Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

the gaping flange

[Puffin]

rythmic spasm chasm

[Marco]

attached to the

[Puffin]

human beat box

[Marco]

which emitted cacophonous

[Acorn3a]

noises out of

[Dave Cawley]

tune and horrible

[Marco]

belt-drive wobbly wavering

(P.S did you get my last PM about the mounting plates?) ;)

[Puffin]

all-overlode the placey

[Dave Cawley]

only direct drive

[Marco]

is considered viable

[Dave Cawley]

Technics, Jelco, Denon

[Marco]

from knowledgeable dealers

[Dave Cawley]

glad to help

[Marco]

with relationship problems ;)

[Dave Cawley]

easy to fix

[Acorn3a]

home demonstrations available

[Marco]

Lesbo hot swingers

[Dave Cawley]

buy technics turntables

[Marco]

to pole dance

[Dave Cawley]

the night away

[Marco]

whilst offering extras

[Dave Cawley]

a Denon DL-103SA

[Marco]

outperforming existing 'Pros' ;)

[Dave Cawley]

:uhho:

soon available from

[Marco]

your local butcher

[Dave Cawley]

and candlestick maker

[Marco]

which vibrate and

[Dave Cawley]

tossed and turned

[Marco]

creating joyous spasms

[Acorn3a]

with feelings of

[Dave Cawley]

direct drive lust

[Marco]

only relieved by

[Dave Cawley]

a Technics SL-1210

[Acorn3a]

properly supported on

[Dave Cawley]

4 sorborthane feet

[Marco]

Isonoes are better ;)

[Dave Cawley]

Some don't agree

[Marco]

only the deaf

[Dave Cawley]

or uniquely talented

[Marco]

recognise the superiority

[Prince of Darkness]

of Aardvark jelly

[Mike]

with whipped cream

[Marco]

liberally applied to

[Acorn3a]

the nether regions

[Mike]

of a fat

[Marco]

pot-bellied pig, farting

[Mike]

three word pillock

[Dave Cawley]

called Martha May

[Marco]

she was gay

[Mike]

during the day

[bong]

after night falls

[shuggz]

and darkness ensues

[Acorn3a]

you can hear

[Puffin]

ball bags call

[Marco]

seeking freedom from

[Puffin]

Cillit Bang Extremists

[Dave Cawley]

cleaning thier records

[Marco]

flicking chocolate caramels

[Puffin]

at Barry Scott

[Marco]

who promptly farted

[Puffin]

Dettol tinged trumpers

[Marco]

illuminating the sky

[Acorn3a]

plus box and

[Dave Cawley]

and original packing

[Marco]

inserted right up

[Puffin]

Twist and Pull

[Marco]

the badger's head

[Dave Cawley]

my local pub

[Marco]

pulling the chicks

[Dave Cawley]

all night long

[Puffin]

More beer Dave?

[Dave Cawley]

a Grolsh please!

[Puffin]

Urrggh nose fodder

[Dave Cawley]

and so refreshing

[Puffin]

Like Colonic Irrigation

[Marco]

or testicular irritation

[Puffin]

Across de nation

[Marco]

like that rash

[Dave Cawley]

another one please?

[Marco]

on the bum?

[Dave Cawley]

in my glass!

[Marco]

What? Your ass?

[Dave Cawley]

no my glass!!

[Marco]

Jeez... I pass!

[Puffin]

Take a pill

[Marco]

to uncle Bill

[Dave Cawley]

post a letter

[Puffin]

ride an Izetta

[Marco]

feel lots better

[Acorn3a]

you're a go-getter

[Marco]

and a sweater

[Acorn3a]

but only when

[Marco]

you're horizontal jogging

[Puffin]

puppies are a'bobbin'

[Marco]

pishflaps-a-throbbin'

[shuggz]

Blood is dropping

[Marco]

too much friction

[Puffin]

Watch your dicktion

[Acorn3a]

this is fiction

[Marco]

stole her kitchen

[shuggz]

and her virginity

[Marco]

atop the Aga

[Puffin]

Jump wi de Ragga

[Marco]

dontcha dare slabber

[Puffin]

Jump and prance

[Marco]

showing your scants

[shuggz]

phew smelly underpants

[Marco]

complete with skidmarks

[Puffin]

A Twiglet tram-line

[Marco]

veritable choctastic snail-trail

[Puffin]

Pan-Yan Pants!

[Marco]

describe the aroma?

[shuggz]

Feel the trauma

[Marco]

of testicular torture

[Mike]

in yer pants

[Marco]

exists fermenting cheese

[Puffin]

A popular Fridge-maker

[Marco]

manufacturing sweat lollies

[shuggz]

for trolley dollies

[Marco]

short-skirted Mollys

[Acorn3a]

playing with wallys

[Marco]

observing trouser snakes

[Beechwoods]

writhing in ecstacy

[Marco]

unleashing the beasts

[Beechwoods]

the four horses!

[Marco]

'Animal Farm', anyone? :)

[Beechwoods]

Cough! Splutter! Uwot :stalks: :lol:

[Marco]

Perhaps 'Driller Killer'? :eyebrows:

[Beechwoods]

Carol Smillie DIY ;)

[Marco]

me no understand... :scratch:

[Beechwoods]

Just three words ;)

[Marco]

"I love you" :kiss: :flasher:

;)

[Beechwoods]

You're so sweet :eyebrows:

[shuggz]

when eaten neat

[Mike]

on the street

[Marco]

beatin' ya meat

[Acorn3a]

such a treat

[shuggz]

wiping your feet

[Marco]

on her head

[Mike]

and her bed

[Marco]

all soiled with

[Mike]

the discharge from

[Marco]

a suppurating boil

[Mike]

growing angrily on

[Marco]

some festering crust

[Mr. C]

(on a) tattoed fuck witch

[Marco]

weeping and gangrenous

[shuggz]

fornication is dangerous

[Marco]

but immensely pleasurable

[Acorn3a]

really its immeasurable

[Filterlab]

like those possessives

[Marco]

people erroneously omit ;)

[Filterlab]

or badly misplace

[Marco]

on audio forums :eyebrows:

[shuggz]

with dodgy decorum

[Marco]

fit for perverts

[Puffin]

and hairy herberts

[Mr. C]

Placement of genitalia

[Marco]

into the blender

[Puffin]

genders for benders

[Marco]

and rear-enders

[shuggz]

and strange gardeners

[Marco]

wearing nylon undergarments

[Acorn3a]

bought cheap from

[Marco]

Woolworths head office

[StanleyB]

is no more

[Mike]

comfortable than boiling

[Marco]

yer gonads with

[Puffin]

bubbling bollock broth

[Marco]

releasing an aromatic

[Filterlab]

air of chav

[Marco]

'Stench of Shellsuit'

[Beechwoods]

while undergoing painful

[Marco]

gender-bending surgery

[Beechwoods]

into dainty ladyboy

[Marco]

with a penchant

[Beechwoods]

for fine wine

[Acorn3a]

brought back from

[Filterlab]

the Aldi Local

[Marco]

Then Santa appeared

[Filterlab]

holding his sack

[Marco]

laiden down with

[Acorn3a]

two large balls

[Marco]

brim-full of

[shuggz]

knock off stuff

[Marco]

from local chavs

[Mike]

who need a

[Puffin]

right good kicking

[Mike]

in the tender

[Marco]

wrinkly ballbag area

[Filterlab]

in central Liverpool

[Puffin]

Show No Mersey

[Beechwoods]

You'll Never Walk

[Puffin]

with broken legs

[Marco]

on cobbled stones

[Acorn3a]

with a bent

[Marco]

,flacid hand gesture

[shuggz]

and broken dentures

[Marco]

she nevertheless managed

[Acorn3a]

to eat pork-scratchings

[Marco]

decorating my manhood

[Puffin]

with snorker sauce

[Filterlab]

and gloopy saliva

[Puffin]

gobbits of bile

[Marco]

and gluey-green snorters

[Puffin]

taste the stench

[Acorn3a]

from my wench

[Marco]

enter her trench

[Puffin]

Plough the furr-ow

[Marco]

burrow her marrow

[Beechwoods]

up the khyber

[Marco]

her aching chasm

[Puffin]

built to spasm

[Marco]

to the tune

[Puffin]

You'll never walk

[Marco]

being a stumpy

[Puffin]

face all lumpy

[Marco]

more than bumpy

[Beechwoods]

bit of rumpy-pumpy

[Marco]

after some scrumpy

[Beechwoods]

apple bobbin' nobbin'

[Mike]

biscuit barrel robbin

[Beechwoods]

standin' and deliverin'

[Marco]

shiverin' 'n' quiverin'

[Beechwoods]

shakin' all over

[Marco]

bendin' her over

[Beechwoods]

a tasty pavlova

[Marco]

sniffing her clover

[Beechwoods]

luck of the

[Puffin]

Local Council Ombudsman

[Beechwoods]

Thadeus P Jobsworth

[Puffin]

With grotesque boils

[Beechwoods]

crepitating bowel erosions

[Marco]

leaking incontinence knickers

[Beechwoods]

furry pish catchers :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

Mmmm I'm hungry

[Marco]

urine lolly, sir?

[Beechwoods]

urine the mood?

[Marco]

for some leakage

[Puffin]

Wanna Tenner, Lady?

[Marco]

catching dew drops

[Beechwoods]

glistening pearlescent globules...

[Puffin]

Bottoms up, chaps!

[StanleyB]

No thank you

[Marco]

chocolate-chuffing arse bandit

[Beechwoods]

Three Words, Marco!

[Beechwoods]

Hyphens Is Cheating! :)

[StanleyB]

What is new?

[Acorn3a]

The Beresford TC-7510