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The Grand Wazoo
21-03-2009, 01:56
I thought it was my duty (having just written a lengthy piece about that master of wordplay - Frank Zappa) to point out to one & all that I've been working on ways to be witty, incisive and most of all just damned rude about the choice of the name 'The Art of Sound' (and by implication, all of those folks who's fault this dreadful forum is).

It's at times like this when an inventive mind turns to the anagram.



Electronics/HiFi Related
Rheostat Fondu
Anodes Of Truth
Anode Of Thrust
Deaf Horn Touts


Internet Forum
Our Death Fonts
Threads Fun Too
Authored Fonts
Author Fondest
Fades Out North
Fade Thou Snort
Ardent Of Shout
Ranted Of Shout
Ranted Of South
Ad Shouter Font
Unrated Of Host
Unread Oft Shot
Heard Fonts Out



Fashion
Hatted Sunroof
Fedora Hot Nuts
Sedan Fur Tooth

Food & Drink
Shared Tofu, not
Rusted Ant Hoof
Dafter Nosh Out
Farted Nosh Out
A Frothed Snout
A Fondu’s Hotter
Ad Hornets Tofu
Sundae Of Troth
Truanted Hoofs
Hardest Tofu, No?


Rock & Roll Lifestyle (Hammer of the Gods)
Shafted On Tour
Shafted, No Tour
Deaf Thou Snort
Fated Nosh Tour
Snort Head Tofu
Fedora Ho Stunt
Farted Ho Snout
Trashed, Fun Too
Deaf Thru Snoot

Unsavoury
Shat Underfoot
Farted Oh Snout
Farted Ooh Nuts
Heard Fun Toots

Charity Begins at Home
Donate For Tush

Home Improvement
Ad Other Futons
Handset For Out
Fedora Snot Hut

Great Name for a Band
Hatred Of Snout
Deans Fur Tooth
Sedan Froth Out
Heard Tofu Snot?

New Year Honours List
Daftest Honour
Dafter Ooh Nuts
Deaf Honors.... Tut


So, it begs the question: With all of those alternatives available from the letters in the words'The Art of Sound', why did you choose that particular permutation?

The Grand Wazoo
21-03-2009, 12:00
I was only kidding about the dreadful forum guys, honest.

Beechwoods
21-03-2009, 15:55
I actually thought Shat Underfoot could have been a contender :)

The Grand Wazoo
21-03-2009, 15:57
I'm so sad it's not Rheostat Fondu - I might change my name to that

Beechwoods
21-03-2009, 16:14
I spent many a happy summer with my old Aunt Horde Soft... she was a bit of a disciplinarian, mind.

The Grand Wazoo
21-03-2009, 16:29
I know, I met her! - didn't she have a son who was 'the runt of a sod'??

Beechwoods
21-03-2009, 16:49
He was an an awful boy - he'd fart onto us just for a laugh :lol:

The Grand Wazoo
21-03-2009, 17:02
I blame his education. The headmaster of that school just couldn't control all those kids - in fact he was a bit of 'a horde soft-nut'.

Ali Tait
22-03-2009, 12:21
You guys have got FAR too much time on your hands! :lolsign:

The Grand Wazoo
22-03-2009, 12:29
You guys have got FAR too much time on your hands! :lolsign:

Hey, less of that you!

This was merely an excercise in mind power. Don't you understand that after the events of a couple of weeks ago I've got to improve my IQ?

Puffin
23-03-2009, 21:04
Some need to go into therapy as they can have a fixation with their bowel habits, or in other words "soothe turd fan"

The Grand Wazoo
31-03-2009, 12:40
I'm getting into this anagram lark. Today, I'm going to pick on Neil
Dalek Supreme DL

(No offence intended whatsoever)

Mad Repulsed Elk
Dalek slurped me
Medullas Perked
Kremed Pus Ladle
Dread Puke Smell

US High-End
(Ye olde) Krell Dudes ampe
Krell Ad Dupes Me
Dead Krell Spume
Use Damped Krell
Krell Eased Dump
Dame Dupes Krell
Krell Sea Dumped

Idiot put too much long-haired wool in my Sandwiches
Damped Leek Slur

My Sondek is broken!
Dread Keel Slump

Decided not to sell my SL600's
Dullard Keeps 'em

New kits and components available at your local electronics store today
Mauled LED Perks
Sparkled Mud Eel
Rump Leaked LED's
Marked LED Pulse
Sparkled LED Emu

What happened to your dreadlocks Miguel?
Ska Dude Ell Perm

Down at the zoo
Adder Puke Smell
Lauded Elk Perms
Damped Eels Lurk
Damped Elks Rule
Leaded Elks Rump
Dealer Dumps Elk
Parked Dell's Emu
Parked Mule Sled

Innovative transport solutions
Pedalled Me Rusk

Don't do anything I wouldn't do
Masked Deer Pull
Deep Damsel Lurk

The Grand Wazoo
31-03-2009, 15:14
Now Beechy get's the treatment!!

Trouble is, his handle's not fantastic for anagrams so I tried:

CASSETTE BOY

Coyest Beast

High End Electronics
Best Case Toy
Beats Cost Ye – Scottish hi-fi dealer explaining that accurately reproducing a drum kit requires expensive speakers
Sea Byte Cost – the price of waterproof computer hardware

The Medicine Cabinet
Tote Ye Scabs – stop picking & don't you dare leave those there!
Tot Scab Eyes - Junior has conjunctivitis

Boss Eye Tact Don't mention his wonky peepers
Teases By Cot – Leave the poor baby alone

For Grown Ups Only
Beta Secs Toy – it's just a prototype, Ms. Summers
To Be Ecstasy
Ye Best Tacos - Vintage Tex–Mex restaurant

Disaster!
Ate Boys Sect – aliens swallowed the Scouts
Stab Cost Eye

Down on the farm
Cab To See Sty – My tractors in for a service & I've got to check on the pigs
Ya Cob Testes – anglo-saxon farmers insult
A Best Cos Yet – state of the art salad
Yes, Taste Cob – you should try the sweetcorn
Ye Cob States – US maize farming region
Soya Bet Sect – Select group of bookmakers who give odds on agricultural yield of beans

Apolitical Blues
States Be Coy – recommended US foreign policy
Aye, Bet Costs – Gordon Brown confirms there will be a new gambling tax
Bye To Castes – Gordon Brown confirms the classless society
Obey Set Acts - New EU Constitution is announced
Estate By Cos – Greek council accommodation

And there's more…………look what I got for:

BEECHWOOD'S DEN



Natural Disaster
Beech Ends Wood – sand dunes drift & engulf forestry
Obscene Dew - Doh! – Homer is incensed by overnight moisture

My Friend Deborah
Odd, Obese Wench
Debs Condoe Hew – the colour of her apartment
Deb Chose Endow – size does matter
Deb Cone Showed – I can see your undergarments
Debs Chowed Eon – She ate the whole power station

Students
Dweebs Condo, Eh? – student accommodation
Co-ed Dweeb Nosh – served at the canteen in the school of technology
Dweeb Nosh Code – dinner etiquette for swots
Dweeb Doc Shone – Straight 'A' medical student

At One With Nature
Boned Cows Heed – Scalp of Aberdeen Angus
Cob Shodden Ewe – little maize booties for sheep
Cobs Endowed, Eh? – farmer boasts of high maize yield
Chow On Seedbed – "Waiter, these potatoes are gritty"
New Beech Dodos – Penguin fossils reveal dino-seabird
Beech End Woods – Timber grown specifically for use by Japanese hi-fi manufacturers

-007-Swede Bond Echo – My name is Bond – Lars Bond……. My name is Bond – Lars Bond…….My name is Bond – Lars Bond.
Bond Chose Weed – I say, Moneypenny, can I had a drag on that doobey?
Bonds Whee Code – "Whatever you do double-O-seven, don't accidentally push that button attached to your flies"
New Bosh Decode – Success at Bletchley Park
We Encoded Hobs – If the enemy find out we're using Agas, we'll be finished

Married Bliss
Bed Cone Showed – have you seen the speaker grilles for the hifi upstairs?
Own Beds Echoed – did you have beans for lunch, dear?
Bowed Second, Eh? – "So, you didn't quite win the archery contest?"
We Chose Bonded – Our preferred type of insurance

Beechwoods
31-03-2009, 16:53
:lol: I laughed so much that I've mulled a pulled a muscle... A Gonad Hertz Ow!!

Beechwoods
31-03-2009, 16:59
And I've some great ones for Mr Chris The Grand Wazoo... later... :eyebrows: ;)

Beechwoods
31-03-2009, 21:20
Oh Marantz Codger Whirs
Marantz Chord Hero Swig
Whirr God Chose Marantz

A Dozing Charmer Throws Hero Grandmas Torch Wiz

That's enough for now!

aquapiranha
14-04-2009, 20:15
Axl Rose = oral sex.

The Grand Wazoo
14-04-2009, 20:38
Try as I might might I can't get anything for aquapiranha

The Grand Wazoo
14-04-2009, 20:53
But Steve Aquapiranha gives me:

Shave Piquant Area
Aha! Quiver, Peasant
Aha! Panties Quaver
Have Quasar Pantie
Heavier Aqua Pants
Shaven Aquaria Pet
Near Aquavit Phase
Have Antique Paras
Paraquat Is Heaven
Apish Avatar Queen (!!!)
A paean have Squirt

aquapiranha
14-04-2009, 20:53
Try as I might might I can't get anything for aquapiranha

You are on a fools errand - as I am already as mixed up as you can be.... :lolsign:

aquapiranha
14-04-2009, 21:02
But Steve Aquapiranha gives me:


Apish Avatar Queen (!!!)


Haha good one!

The Grand Wazoo
02-06-2009, 23:09
OK folks, it's time for another round of anagrammatical antics at other people's expense!!

Although using people's real names kind of personalises things a bit more, I hope you appreciate there's no malice intended...........

Hamish, I'm really, really sorry, but I couldn't help notice that your name gives me the following:

Hamish Gill:
I’ll Shag Him
....ahem, I won't dwell on that for too long!


Stan, your real name is a veritable motherlode - I'll get back to that later. However, in the meantime, here are the new straplines you asked me for, for marketing purposes...........

Sensimilia:
I Is Seminal
I Is Slain ‘Em
Simian Lies - perhaps not that one, eh?
Email Is Sin - for your contact us web page

John, You didn't give me much to work with, so I went for........

Purveyor of tunes: - another motherlode

Music, of course!
Your Fervent Opus
Of Puny Overtures
Yo, Tuneup Fervors
Prof. Tunes Voyeur
Nervous Poet Fury – It doesn’t scan when you stammer like that, you fool
Prevues Your Font – What John does on AoS

On the FM dial
Tuners Voyeur Fop
Tuner Survey Poof

John's Kitchen Nightmares
Revery Upon Tofus – I’m going veggie & it’s great!!
Nervous Tofu Pyre - I’ll cook tonight, the last time you did it, you burnt the tasty bean-curd meat substitute
Oven Pouters Fury – You’ve ruined the dinner, I thought I told you do the cooking tonight
Future Proven Soy – This sauce is full of preservatives

I thought we’d go out for a nice drive in the country tonight, dear
Open Voyeurs Turf – I’ve found a great new place for dogging
Fusty Porno Revue – The same old faces caught in the headlights
Overstep Your Fun – Don’t get in the car, you beast!
Fret Upon Voyeurs – I don’t think I like dogging, after all!

Various
Futures Over, Pony – I’m sorry Dobbin, but I can’t afford the stable bills anymore. Hello is that the glue factory?
Very Tenuous Prof – He used to cheat at exams
Very Untrue Spoof – Not a documentary
Envy-Proof Uterus – Poor girl, she can’t have kids, you know