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The Grand Wazoo
18-01-2013, 17:07
We've all heard the jokes about people who give their children unfortunate names - Michael Hunt, Ophelia Balls, Richard Head......all of those. You have to take care when naming anything as you will have to live with the consequences. This applies to company names as well as those of people. You may have traded under a good solid name for years and not had a problem until you make the move to advertising your services online.

Take a look at the URL's of these websites and wonder what people were thinking!

Note: Some of the owners of these names are apparently no longer active on these addresses - I wonder why?
Even more worrying though, is that some people don't appear to have noticed the problem yet!


Want to crack down on the perpetrators of sex crime?
www.therapistfinder.com

.......or do you need to see a shrink?



Who made those bubbles in the swimming pool?
www.speedofart.com

......or is he a talented art and design professional?




Your son has just come of age & you're looking for a gift that will mark his passage to manhood? Go to:
www.whorepresents.com

........or is it just a theatrical agency?




Do you want your trans-gender surgery to be carried out by the professionals?
www.expertsexchange.com

......or are you looking for some handy hints for writing computer programs?




Once you've decided to definitely go for it & have your sex change, where do you go to choose the male genitalia you need?
www.penisland.net

......or do you just need to buy something to write with?




Will the penis you choose be good enough for the job? If you want a really good one, go to...
www.powergenitalia.com

......or is it just Powergen, the Italian electricity company?




When you realise your new penis is incompatible with your bladder, how do you find a forum to discuss your incontinence with other similarly afflicted individuals?
www.ipanywhere.com

......or is this something to do with Internet Protocol Addresses?

Firebottle
18-01-2013, 17:25
Brilliant, me thinks you have too much time on your hands :mental:

Beechwoods
18-01-2013, 18:04
Britain's Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle was caught out with the 'official Twitter hastag' for her album launch party recently... #susanalbumparty

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236723/susanalbumparty-Susan-Boyle-promotional-teams-embarrassing-hashtag-double-entendre.html

I'll say no more.

Rare Bird
18-01-2013, 18:07
Just don't get a stoopid name like mine :rolleyes:

walpurgis
18-01-2013, 19:40
My real name is Ivor Longhampton and my girlfriend is Norma Stits.

Beechwoods
18-01-2013, 21:01
It's no wonder you prefer to go by the name 'Geoff' :)

synsei
18-01-2013, 21:10
Thanks Chris, I have just redistributed my tea all over the room... :lol:

The Grand Wazoo
18-01-2013, 21:11
Tea, as in cuppa or plateful?!

synsei
18-01-2013, 21:15
Cuppa...