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JazzBones
21-12-2012, 15:14
Waited until 11:11am this morning for the end of the world to happen According to the Mayan calendar predictions, but a favourite record is still spinning and I've just topped up my glass of vino and am half way through a box of choccies. Like REXTON'S Techie, 'I'm alive, I'm alive praise be :eyebrows:. Alien space ships did not have to rescue earthlings from a remote region in France and I really enjoyed watching, on telly, a Mayan descendant in full ancient regalia on the end of a mobile phone... who was calling?

The sad part about all these 'end of the world' is that people that are mind conditioned to this sort of thing and some, I believe have even taken their own lives!

I love our strange and varied world, whats the next prediction, anyone know, anyone care?

:mex:

hifi_dave
21-12-2012, 16:14
Well, we made it - the World didn't end.

It's the shortest day of the year, so it can only get better from here..:carrot:

Ali Tait
21-12-2012, 16:18
I was just worried about missing out on another Hogmanay.

Haselsh1
21-12-2012, 16:36
I'll tell you the next prediction... 2013, me and a Michell Orbe SE along with SME V tonearm and a Koetsu Black cartridge. Sorry I nearly died laughing :lol:

southall-1998
21-12-2012, 16:38
Great...Shane can flog and buy more HI-FI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rare Bird
21-12-2012, 18:29
Great shame the world didnt end, i was looking forward to it.

goraman
21-12-2012, 19:04
The Mayans need to start working on a new calendar. it's 11:09 am here in the U.S. as I'm typing this.
BTW I never thought the idea of the calendar was the world ending but marked the new age when there snake God returned. Koo Koo Kufu or something like that.
This dude http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukulk%C3%A1n

THE END IS NIGH,BUT RUNNING A TAD BIT LATE!

walpurgis
21-12-2012, 19:42
None of you actually noticed that the world and your continued existence in the form you knew, did come to an end this morning. It only took a billionth of a second and you are now re-born in your new life and world. Your new incarnation will not have been aware of any of this and is now carrying on and taking over where your previous self left off as if it is perfectly natural. Even the CDs you left laying about are still exactly where your previous manifestation left them and I expect your newly reconstituted wife will nag your new self much the same as the old one did.

Marco
21-12-2012, 20:02
Great shame the world didnt end, i was looking forward to it.

In the next prediction, we survive again, just like this time, but go back to 1969! :eyebrows:

Marco.

Rare Bird
21-12-2012, 20:07
Ah thats a very promising prospect :eyebrows:

Ali Tait
21-12-2012, 20:10
Being the sex god you are Andre, I'm sure '69 was your favourite year!

Rare Bird
21-12-2012, 20:13
'69 is the best year in my book.. Sex god! nice of you to notice :eyebrows:

walpurgis
21-12-2012, 20:14
In the next prediction, we survive again, just like this time, but go back to 1969! :eyebrows:

Marco.

1969 sounds good to me. I was a very naughty boy back then in my youth. Had a huge amount of fun though, If half of what I used to get up to, got out I'd probably be in trouble even now. I'll say no more.

daytona600
21-12-2012, 20:14
did everyone forgot the doomsday millenium bug

load of old mayan bollocks

southall-1998
21-12-2012, 20:17
1969 sounds good to me. I was a very naughty boy back then in my youth. Had a huge amount of fun though, If half of what I used to get up to, got out I'd probably be in trouble even now. I'll say no more.

I can tell :lol::eyebrows:

walpurgis
21-12-2012, 20:28
Shane, I'm the very model of respectability these days.

southall-1998
21-12-2012, 20:31
I know...Was only kidding Geoff.

I can be a moody fatso sometimes :)