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Rare Bird
14-12-2012, 03:36
I have a problem with blokes that shave daily! Why?
However real men are a different matter. Any scruffs or real grizzly blokes
:worthless:
isuckedmandelsonslemons
14-12-2012, 07:23
Hmmm, what a strange post. Does this count as looking for a bit of rough?
Well Andre,
I always have at least a weeks growth.
Funny thing is I'm bald,don't shave much and I'm a Licensed Master Barber!
I actually learned to shave with a straight razor,brush and a mug at 17 years old.
At 22 I got an old Gillete safety Razor and used that till my wife got me a Norelco electric that seems to need new blades once a year even though I only shave once a week.
I have a very course beard,very coarse!
Well, my arse has got a right tufty mound on it - does that count? :lol:
Marco.
Firebottle
14-12-2012, 07:43
Can't say I'm really grizzly but I don't shave every day as I have no need to.
:cool: Alan
Well, my arse has got a right tufty mound on it - does that count? :lol:
Marco.
TMI!!!
Only if you wrap a tie around it and walk backwards.
Audio Al
14-12-2012, 08:16
I have not shaved for 38 years :D
Will see if I can do a decent self portrait later ( something that does not frighten all the members away ) :lol:
My beard is in winter mode at the moment :)
morris_minor
14-12-2012, 08:30
It's over 40 years since a razor scraped over my skin. Yuk!
I liked to think I was making a "statement". But the only thing it said was that I was just bloody lazy. :eyebrows: Still am:
http://waynebutterworthonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/LanceFuture.jpg
TMI!!!
Only if you wrap a tie around it and walk backwards.
Sounds like a good party trick... As for beards, it'd take some to beat the Mother-in-Law's!!
Marco.
Thing Fish
14-12-2012, 08:49
I have to shave everyday for my job but my tush cleft is a downy meadow of man hair.
Nice one. Have you tried plaiting it in pigtails?
Marco.
Thing Fish
14-12-2012, 09:01
I fear the bows may restrict the natural arc of scrotal swing...:scratch:
True, but bows are for poofs!
Marco.
Thing Fish
14-12-2012, 09:09
I've already told my mate that but...:doh:
Tell him to stick Santa hats on them instead.
Marco.
isuckedmandelsonslemons
14-12-2012, 11:42
Too much detail . . .
Well, my arse has got a right tufty mound on it
Oh yes? Whose? :lol:
I don't care, as long as she mops up the dandruff afterwards! :D
Marco.
prestonchipfryer
14-12-2012, 13:12
Does anyone shave their pubes? :eyebrows:
I believe that Marco has, but not with a razor. A blowlamp is his preferred method :lol:
prestonchipfryer
14-12-2012, 13:39
Just a light scorching, sir. :D
I believe that Marco has, but not with a razor. A blowlamp is his preferred method :lol:
I usually just comb mine with a wire brush!
Marco.
isuckedmandelsonslemons
14-12-2012, 14:03
I believe that Marco has, but not with a razor. A blowjob is his preferred method :lol:
SORTED.
Shave once a week to a fortnight... MANLY.
SORTED.
Hehehe - nice edit. It gives her a hell of a rash, though, round her chin, I can tell you!! :D
Marco.
Does anyone shave their pubes? :eyebrows:
I don't know - but I know a bloke who shaves his arm pits!
Anyway, back to pubic hair. I am of the opinion that one should rejoice in what the Good Lord (or Nature) provided. 'Brazilians'? - Pah!
I don't know - but I know a bloke who shaves his arm pits!
I am of the opinion that one should rejoice in what the Good Lord (or Nature)
That's whats my mates says his wifes got, he calls it an "Australian" cause it's "All Bush"
I refuse to discuss the subject of my pubic topiary with you lot! :rolleyes:
isuckedmandelsonslemons
14-12-2012, 17:38
On the subject of hair . . . .
I once went out with a girl who had jet black hair all the way down her back. None on her head, just down her back.
I refuse to discuss the subject of my pubic topiary with you lot!
Is that 'cos it's ginger? Go on, you can tell daddy! :eyebrows:
Marco.
Is that 'cos it's ginger? Go on, you can tell daddy! :eyebrows:
Marco.
No - it's shaved into the shape of Santa Clause for the Christmas season.
Just remembered i had to shave my nads once when i went for the snip, itched like hell after but couldn't scratch because me plums were so sore
Just remembered i had to shave around my nads once when i went for the snip, itched like hell after but couldn't scratch because me plums were so sore
Audio Al
14-12-2012, 17:49
Did the snip not work first time :lol:
It's these in-depth, intellectual, discussions on AoS that I love best! :D
Marco.
Pubic hair is there for a purpose - it's to tickle your nose during oral sex.
God does have a sense of humour! :lol:
Having the snip was too final a step for me so I only had one done :ner:
A certain lady said I looked rugged when I hadn't shaved that day, think she was taking the piss. All I needed was a can of tennants super to round off the tramp look
Rare Bird
14-12-2012, 19:44
The wife constantly says i look older with beard :rolleyes:
Beechwoods
14-12-2012, 19:53
My wife says I look 12 without it. And she's right. So never clean shaven for me :)
prestonchipfryer
14-12-2012, 20:00
My wife hates beards. She says the tongue is enough. :lol:
Rare Bird
14-12-2012, 20:05
Mine says 'your not coming near me with one', never shaven since :lol:
Quality... Saves the need for washing yer armpits, too! :D
Marco.
Beechwoods
14-12-2012, 20:16
Waxing is more thorough though.
Rare Bird
14-12-2012, 20:19
More of a Jim Morisson man these days..Always idolized him
Gosh even hairier than me
Reid Malenfant
14-12-2012, 22:43
I usually go a few weeks without having a shave :scratch: You see that scratching thing? Well that tends to happen between two & three weeks :eyebrows: More for my hair...
I honestly can't remember the last time I bought a razor blade :rfl:
Gillette can go & stuff themselves :D
I'm still happy :cool:
You bunch of scruffy gifts, next you'll be telling me you don't wear a pocket square in your blazers and think that tweed is appropriate in town! What is this world coming too?
This thread is going to Hell...
Canetoad
16-12-2012, 15:36
I have to shave everyday for my job but my tush cleft is a downy meadow of man hair.
You almost make it sound pleasant Dave! Almost... :lol:
I'm a Licensed Master Barber!
Clippers, scissors, or a great all-rounder?
I have to keep reasonably well shaved on my fizzog for work, but now I have the goatee, I find I don't need to shave as often as I did - every two or three days is about it. As for the goatee, my eyesight is so bad now (along with the hearing) that I have to be VERY carefull shaping it. Something a great barber should be able to do, but since we don't have any here I'd trust, I do it meself.....
As for the rest of it, I'm well grey now :(
I shave when the missus prompts me ...around twice a week or more if I have to go somewhere official like the docs or the like.
Clippers, scissors, or a great all-rounder?
I have to keep reasonably well shaved on my fizzog for work, but now I have the goatee, I find I don't need to shave as often as I did - every two or three days is about it. As for the goatee, my eyesight is so bad now (along with the hearing) that I have to be VERY carefull shaping it. Something a great barber should be able to do, but since we don't have any here I'd trust, I do it meself.....
As for the rest of it, I'm well grey now :(
Clippers.scissors,razor,color,perms,scalp massage and shaving.
I haven't done it professionally in 20 years but I have kept my licence current.
Back in my youth (well early twenties), I used to go to a unisex hair "stylist" who tried to get me to have a perm. He only shut up when I threatened to walk out... No longer enough to "puff-n-fluff" anyway (Dave W and Alex collapse in laughter!), but madame won't let me shave it.... We could use your skills sir, yep, even Andr'e, who must need to trim his "ends" every so often - lucky man :lol:
stupinder
17-12-2012, 11:41
In england I'd shave every day for work. Now I'm a scruffy git and shave when I'm told by the wife that I look like a badger.
Covenant
17-12-2012, 11:48
I don't feel clean until I have had a shave so it's every morning for me. I did have a droopy moustache in my youth but I cringe when I look at the photo's.
Shaving is a pain in the arse. But no choice as I have to go to work (at least for a couple more years). My beard is completely grey so if I grew it I would look about ninety. What can you do?
brian2957
17-12-2012, 14:22
What colour ? :eyebrows: There are some nice shades of red these days .
The same as his baw hair! :D
Marco.
I have had my beard in various forms since adolescence, at one time it was a bit ZZ top like and ended i up with the nickname "The Rabbi"
Can't shave everyday cos i got sensative skin so its here to stay
see if i can find an old photo :scratch:
walpurgis
17-12-2012, 20:41
I shave more or less every day.
I used to have a substantial beard and long hair back in the late sixties and early seventies, as was the image then (giving my age away again).
Now I have no hair and am clean shaven.
I tried a moustache a couple of of times many years back, but in my opinion, it made me look a right tit!
Wot, even more so than normal? :eyebrows:
;)
Marco.
Beechwoods
17-12-2012, 22:03
In my extensive experience of the matter, David Crosby has the most distressing moustache in rock 'n' roll.
It's almost enough to put any man off trying facial hair, and it's definitely a warning to all curious 15 year olds, on the need to pull off a 'manful' job on the old 'tache.
http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/aos_images/DavidCrosby.jpg
The Grand Wazoo
17-12-2012, 22:47
Wild Billy Childish has to be a contender in the roll call for non-rock & roll facial furniture.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_69VMMSiJyq4/Syzc37hppMI/AAAAAAAAGo8/LiWbOdSijj4/s400/wb.jpg
Beechwoods
17-12-2012, 22:58
Now that is facial hair done properly!
southall-1998
17-12-2012, 23:05
I shave more or less every day.
I used to have a substantial beard and long hair back in the late sixties and early seventies, as was the image then (giving my age away again).
Now I have no hair and am clean shaven.
I tried a moutache a couple of of times many years back, but in my opinion, it made me look a right tit!
:stalks::lol:
walpurgis
17-12-2012, 23:12
Well, thanks Marco and Shane.
This will not be forgotten!!
(actually, I'm quite happy to accept good natured jokes at my expense)
By the way Shane, how's the new amp?
southall-1998
17-12-2012, 23:31
PM sent Geoff.
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