Diddled by the doctor

[Covenant]

Nearly choked on my muesli when I read this in the Guardian:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/sep/07/how-the-vibrator-caused-buzz

[Reid Malenfant]

Ha ha ha :rfl:

How times change.... :eyebrows:

[Macca]

This sounds like a scene from a bad sit com but it actually happened to a friend of mine:

She had an inpromptu visit from the Vicar - the house was a bit untidy and she had to move a pile of papers from a chair so that he could sit down. Flustered, she picked up the paperwork only to uncover her Rampant Rabbit lying there on the chair in full view. She grabbed it quickly but in her haste dropped it onto the fireplace where it activated and began buzzing across the tiled surface.

The Vicar was just stood there looking on.

'What did you do?' I asked

'I just picked it up, switched it off, stuck it in the desk drawer and carried on the conversation as if nothing had happened,' she said. 'What else could I do. The Vicar did the same.'

[Bluedroog]

Haha nice one, that reminds me of something that happened to me as a child. I was at that age where you start to become aware of things you don’t fully understand, my mother has a box of Tampons in the glove box of her car and we pulled in the fill up on fuel. This was my chance! I thought. She filled up and went in to pay; I took the opportunity to grab the box and read up on what these things were about. I got so engrossed in what I was reading I completely forgot I was against the clock and that my mother would be back any second and then I heard the car door open. In my panic my arms jerked up and I throw the box of Tampons in the air and they emptied all over the car, on the floor, in my lap, in her lap and all across the dash board. These weren’t these tiny little things woman use these days; this was the days when you could feed the bastards soup. We drove home in silence pretending nothing had happened with about 20 Tampons all over the place, fairly humiliating for a 7 year old.

[goraman]

Did some googleing
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I removed it after coming to my senses.

Another really big vibrator http://www.concrete-vibrators.com/detail121791-reversibleplatecompactor.htm

[Macca]

ew have all heard of the band 'Steely Dan' but how many of you know that 'Steely Dan' was a type of vibrator? (Well probably quite a few of you actually...). It was a joke name to begin with but after the band had some success they were a bit embarrassed about it. However it was by then too late to change.

[The Grand Wazoo]

...'Steely Dan' was a type of vibrator...

From 'The Naked Lunch'

[bobbasrah]

And presumably given the age of the individuals in the article, "diddled" in the thread title would not be appropriate either Chris ?

[The Grand Wazoo]

Sorry Bob, I'm not sure I'm with you.

[bobbasrah]

Sorry Bob, I'm not sure I'm with you.

See http://www.thefreedictionary.com/diddled[/URL]
[URL="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/diddled"]

Sorry Chris, had fun finding a link - I recollect it as an old term used for interfering with those below the age of consent... Stumbled across it years ago in old folk song lyrics...

[Covenant]

See http://www.thefreedictionary.com/diddled[/URL]
[URL="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/diddled"]

Sorry Chris, had fun finding a link - I recollect it as an old term used for interfering with those below the age of consent... Stumbled across it years ago in old folk song lyrics...

I was trying to thing of a bit of alliteration and didn't think 'masturbated by the medic' was appropriate for a title! :lol:

[The Grand Wazoo]

Surgeon sourced slap and tickle?

[Stratmangler]

ew have all heard of the band 'Steely Dan' but how many of you know that 'Steely Dan' was a type of vibrator? (Well probably quite a few of you actually...). It was a joke name to begin with but after the band had some success they were a bit embarrassed about it. However it was by then too late to change.

http://www.ehow.com/facts_5187337_origin-name-steely-dan.html

[Macca]

http://www.ehow.com/facts_5187337_origin-name-steely-dan.html

'Years later, Fagen would admit he was actually deeply embarrassed by the name. Indeed Becker and Fagen would often regret having chosen the moniker because critics and journalists were forever trying to find parrallels between Burrough's book and Steely Dan'

'Steely Dan' by Brian Sweet (paperback, Omnibus Press 2007 page 50)