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Audio Al
02-08-2012, 17:45
Have you seen this Bog :stalks:

http://www.kohler.com/numi/#video.html

I would think the price would make your eyes water

The position is strange , have a dump in the window :lol:
Barry
03-08-2012, 08:46
Many of the toilets in Japan have similar features: heated seat (ugh!); his 'n hers bidet; a pre-flush upon sitting down and a choice of half- or full-flush.

That German one certainly looks stylish - but it doesn't wipe your botty for you (yet!)
Marco
03-08-2012, 08:52
Does it shake your 'twinkle' dry, after a wee-wee, to make sure no dewdrops stain your panties? :D

Marco.
chris@panteg
03-08-2012, 09:28
Holy mother of Sir Thomas Crapper , that is one posh loo .
morris_minor
03-08-2012, 09:30
Just think of the fun you could have if you nicked the remote while some unsuspecting user was sitting there minding their own business . . . :lol:
Marco
03-08-2012, 09:35
Phenomenal! Or try the clingfilm trick I use to do as a kid..... :eyebrows:

Marco.
wiicrackpot
03-08-2012, 09:40
Just think of the fun you could have if you nicked the remote while some unsuspecting user was sitting there minding their own business . . . :lol:
...or runs into the bog with sudden bout of diarrhea only to find remote is in the living the last time you used it and rushed out with it to answer the phone,
what a trail that would leave when you attempt to retrieve it. :D

wii.
Spectral Morn
03-08-2012, 09:52
and yet the single constant design flaw in all toilets persists :eek: :doh: Ahh you may wonder what that is :scratch: Well sitting is not the ideal thing to do. We were designed to squat, that allows the back passage to be correctly shaped and sitting on a loo does not. Answer raise your feet of the floor a little by resting them on a low stool or similar even raising your feet up onto tip toes helps; though its not comfortable.

Go on try it.

So all loos even this one are flawed as using it means the feet stay on the floor.
Marco
03-08-2012, 10:14
Ah yes, I agree... You get 'holes in the floor' in some pubs and restaurants in France, which allow for that rather interesting manoeuvre.

Jobbies 'shlip' out your bott-ette much easier that way, with no tendency to snap in half, on exit, leaving half a 'beef olive' (with corn nibblets stuck to it) still jammed up ya jacksie! :D

Marco.
Barry
03-08-2012, 10:34
Ah yes, I agree... You get 'holes in the floor' in some pubs and restaurants in France, which allow for that rather interesting manoeuvre.

Jobbies 'shlip' out your bott-ette much easier that way, with no tendency to snap in half, on exit, leaving half a 'beef olive' (with corn nibblets stuck to it) still jammed up ya jacksie! :D

Marco.

Looks like this esteemed forum is rapidly degererating into "AoS: The Art of Shitting"! :doh:
Spectral Morn
03-08-2012, 10:44
Looks like this esteemed forum is rapidly degererating into "AoS: The Art of Shitting"! :doh:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Well Barry I suppose as Michael Caine would say about the above factoid
, "Not A lot of People Know That" re toilet designs being wrong and AOS aims to be educational when it can.
Audio Al
03-08-2012, 11:36
I LOVE toilet humor :lol::lol::lol::D:D:D
Alex_UK
03-08-2012, 11:37
I hope no one is going to accuse AoS of going down the pan? ;)
Stratmangler
03-08-2012, 12:15
A word of warning for men - DO NOT PRESS THE ATR BUTTON.
ATR = Automatic Tampon Removal, and it'll rip your todger off in a jiffy :eyebrows:
Marco
03-08-2012, 19:06
I LOVE toilet humor :lol::lol::lol::D:D:D

Shnap! And I is the mashter of it! :eyebrows:


A word of warning for men - DO NOT PRESS THE ATR BUTTON.
ATR = Automatic Tampon Removal...


What about butt plugs? :D

Marco.