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Barry
27-07-2012, 16:38
Whilst on a recent visit to Conwy in North Wales, ostensibly to visit friends and, inter alia to pick up some bottles of the Conwy Brewery ‘Honey Beer’, I took the opportunity to sample the culinary delights offered by an establishment I had heard about “through the grapevine”.

Run by a jovial Italian and his charming Croatian wife (who does the cooking) and situated in a delightful 18th century lodge house, the restaurant because of its size can only cater for a very few guests. As such the menu is table d’hôte rather than à la carte. But this all the better, as it means you are eating the same as your hosts who of course eat with you.

So to the food and drink: a Kir cocktail aperitif, followed by a delightful starter of spinach and mushroom crêpes served with a selection of green vegetables. The accompanying wine was a fine 2006 Saint-Émilion Grand Cru.

The entrée was a superb Tournedos Rossini, cooked to perfection, and served with green vegetables, sautéed potatoes and glazed carrots. A splendid 2005 Haut Médoc accompanied this course.

To finish my hosts offered a selection of fresh, seasonal, fruit and a fine cheese board, the latter being a perfect way to savour and enjoy the rest of the Médoc. Like all good restaurants the quantity and quality were just right; I felt replete, neither feeling too full, nor wanting more.

By now you are probably wondering where this delightful hostelry is. Sad to say I cannot give details as guests are by strict invitation only. All I will say is the owners are keen music lovers and posses an excellent audio system (using 15” Tannoy Gold speakers in Lockwood cabinets, powered by a bespoke valve amplifier), and are always interested to meet other enthusiasts. So if you are one such, and they get to hear of you, you too may be offered the opportunity to sample their generous hospitality.

Marco
27-07-2012, 17:53
Lol... We aim to please, old chap, but don't be too complimentary yet, as we've still to forward the bill! ;)

Or perhaps you'd like it charged to your account and you can settle up on your next visit? If you wish, we'll reserve your usual table. You omitted to mention the Cotes de Provence rosé, provided with the starter, but please accept that one with our compliments :)

Tabatha, incidentally, sends her apologies for poking you in the eye with her nipple clamps, but you would insist on bending over to pinch her cherries! Anyway, the entertainment was excellent, as usual, and you must venture north again soon, where next time the dungeon will be fully open for you to indulge your pleasures... :eyebrows:

Marco.

Barry
27-07-2012, 18:32
No problem - the taxman today sent me a surprise tax rebate. (That's twice this year - do these people know what they are doing?)

Apologies for omitting the rosé - I didn't take note of its provenance.

No need for Tabatha to apologies. I was very appreciative of her remembering to wear the filigree chain-mail cache-sexe she knows I like to see her in. Anyway no-one can clean LPs quite like Tabatha!

Mike
27-07-2012, 20:15
Weirdos! :mental:

Marco
27-07-2012, 20:47
Hark at 'normal boy'! :lolsign:

Marco.

Ali Tait
27-07-2012, 21:31
I believe the term is " vanilla ". :lol:

Barry
28-07-2012, 01:16
Oi - who are you calling 'vanilla'? ;)

Ali Tait
28-07-2012, 06:56
I was referring to Mike! :D

Mike
28-07-2012, 08:29
Nipple clamps, dungeons, cherry picking... yep, completely normal! :D

Marco
28-07-2012, 10:58
S'ppose then I'd better not mention the hilarity which led to this:


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Not to mention this:


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And defintely NOT this:


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:eek: :eyebrows:

Marco.

DaveK
28-07-2012, 11:16
Imagine what anybody who stumbles on this thread by accident without knowing the background would make of it :lol: . Not sure what it would do for the membership figures. I think precise details of the restaurant location should be published to aid those who have an interest in such things ;) - form an orderly queue now!! :lol: .

RichB
28-07-2012, 11:28
Whilst I'm normally happy to extend our famous Geordie hospitality to many folks you two can consider yourselves dis-invited...:lol: