Snot!

[Mike]

:violin: I have 'The Lurgy'! :bog:

Lets hear your best ideas for a cure please!

Cheers,
Mike.

[Filterlab]

Head over a bowl of hot water with menthol in it. :)

That or beer! :cool:

[Vinyl Grinder]

I have it also.

:help:

[Mike]

That or beer! :cool:

I'm trying whiskey & bombay mix ATM. It's not 'curing' anything but I'm starting to feel better! :rolleyes:

Might finish off with a F-hot curry. And 'F' does NOT mean fairly!

:drunk:

[Mike]

It didn't work.......

Headcold + whiskey = Bird flu & hangover

:confused:

[Vinyl Grinder]

I'm dying here with it, i know how you feel..

[Steve Toy]

Dehydration is the problem with both whisky and colds. Beer is better (more liquid). Guinness in particular seems to have magical properties.

[Filterlab]

...Guinness in particular seems to have magical properties.

Mmmm, if black poo is what you call 'magical properties'! :lol:

[scoobs]

F'kin hot curry is the key fellas. Basically fresh ginger, garlic and chilli are the silver bullets here. The best hit though is chicken soup adulterated with lots of fresh garlic and chilli, enough to make yer eyes water, and wash it down with ginger (grated) with honey and lemon juice in hot water. a good few times a day, then down a few pints of the black stuff to ensure a good nights sleep. It works!

[Marco]

I feel sorry for you chaps. We got our 'dose' a month before Xmas, so I know what you're going through :(

Plenty of fluids (non-alcoholic), particularly hot drinks, and sleep, and then let it run its course, is I'm afraid the only cure...

I like the idea of a hot curry, though!

Marco.

[greenhomeelectronics]

I recommend a chili enema. It won't cure it but it will take your mind off it.

[Mike]

F'kin hot curry is the key fellas. Basically fresh ginger, garlic and chilli are the silver bullets here. The best hit though is chicken soup adulterated with lots of fresh garlic and chilli, enough to make yer eyes water, and wash it down with ginger (grated) with honey and lemon juice in hot water. a good few times a day, then down a few pints of the black stuff to ensure a good nights sleep. It works!

MMMmmmmm....silver bullets! Yummy!

I'm a demon chef when it comes to curry, definitely the way to go. Sadly, SWMBO has inexplicably banned me from such delights until the weekend :scratch:

[Mike]

I recommend a chili enema. It won't cure it but it will take your mind off it.

Nah, s'alright, I'll pass thanks.

But feel free to administer one to M'dame Dominatrix! :lolsign:

[scoobs]

MMMmmmmm....silver bullets! Yummy!

I'm a demon chef when it comes to curry, definitely the way to go. Sadly, SWMBO has inexplicably banned me from such delights until the weekend :scratch:

Curry is my specialty too, had the nickname curry monsta in Uni! :)
I cant believe SWMBO has sanctioned your curry to weekends..I would take none of that nonsense!

:cool:

[Vinyl Grinder]

Curry is my specialty too, had the nickname curry monsta in Uni! :)
I cant believe SWMBO has sanctioned your curry to weekends..I would take none of that nonsense!

:cool:

Love my Chineese too much for a curry..I've been walking around all day with bog roll stuffed up each nostril trying to stop the leaks, looks like i've just had a nose job.:(

[scoobs]

Oh dear - stuffed nostrils. Dont you hate it when you wannt to sneeze and you cant, you pull the stoopid face and it comes to nothing!
I never know what I want at a chinese and always end up buying the wrong thing and wanting someone else's.

[greenhomeelectronics]

Thanks shian7, I followed your suggestion re Mz dominatrix. The doctor reckons the bruizing in my nether regions should go down soon but the scars are probably permanent. Last time IO take your advice :-)

[Mike]

Thanks shian7, I followed your suggestion re MS dominatrix. The doctor reckons the bruising in my nether regions should go down soon but the scars are probably permanent. Last time IO take your advice :-)


Oh no!.... you didn't call her a 'MS' did you?

Thats the last way you should address a dominatrix!.... Your 'nether regions' are fair game in those circumstances! :mental:

[Marco]

Hehehehe... Now this is my kind of 'thread drift'! :flasher:

Marco.

[Mike]

Oh dear - stuffed nostrils. Don't you hate it when you want to sneeze and you cant, you pull the stoopid face and it comes to nothing!
I never know what I want at a chinese and always end up buying the wrong thing and wanting someone else's.

I drove up my street on the way home and sneezed. I had 'candles' hanging out of my nose and could see people pointing and looking (justifiably) disgusted! Oh the shame. :doh:

Colds are crap!, you're not really ill, but you still feel like you're dying! :(

[Marco]

Candles? That's a novel description!

To me it usually looks like rubbery lemon curd. The colour and texture appear very similar.

The worst I think is the gloopy globules you often see hanging from kids noses...

And now that I've put everyone off their breakfast... Hehehe :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Vinyl Grinder]

I'm pissed off with it, my brain hurting now with all the nose blowin.I've only just got rid of one cold at christmas...Din't sleep a flaming ounce last nite (Hence the eary hour posts)..Worse off all i'm not gonna taste mi beer tonight, could even give it a miss infact :wah:

[spendorman]

Sleep, just keep trying, eventually it will work.

Can also count KT88s jumping over the fence!

[Marco]

I'm pissed off with it, my brain hurting now with all the nose blowin.


LOL. Your brain is nearer yer arse than yer nose, so when blowin' yer hooter your brain is well away from the action! :lolsign:

;)

Marco.

[Vinyl Grinder]

:lolsign:

:ner:

[Vinyl Grinder]

Bright as a bobbin today, must have been all that beer last night...I'm keeping my distance from other people for a bit, not like me to get more than two colds in a year..

[spendorman]

Is that for their benefit? or yours? !!!!