Favorite Bumper Stickers

[jazzpiano]

From the early 80s, on a Sprite, MG, or Triumph:
"The Reason the British Drink Warm Beer is Their Refrigerators Use Lucas Electrics"

On a car driven by a cute redhead: "If You're Going to Ride My Ass, at Least Have the Decency to Pull My Hair and Spank Me"

:) Barry

[Macca]

On the back of an Fiat 127: 'My Other Car Is A Porsche'

On the back of a Porsche: 'My Other Car Is Also A Porsche'

[Puffin]

From the 70s when I lived in London :-

"See you later overtaker - In a casket, crazy basket"

Sign written on an old Bedford HA van "at least Vauxhall had a sense of humour"

[Marco]

"Fat people are hard to kidnap".

Marco.

[chelsea]

I hate car stickers and they should carry a 12 month ban for anyone displaying them.

[Marco]

"I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving".

"I'm only speeding because I can hear banjos".

Marco.

[synsei]

Not a sticker but written on the back of a very dirty Transit van in our local Asda car park:

If only my wife was this dirty!!!

[theabbot]

and someone has written under

she is:eyebrows:

[Marco]

"It's not cheating if your wife watches".

Marco.

[Marco]

"Dad farted and we can't get out".

Marco.