Be careful with that Veet!

[Marco]

Chaps, check this out for a giggle: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_5?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addFiveStar

Enjoy!

Marco.

[Roy S]

F**k that, I'd rather stay hairy

[Rare Bird]

:lol: O god i was in tears reading those reviews, i very nearly pissed myself..

[The Grand Wazoo]

This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive.......

!!

[synsei]

Top marks to Amazon for allowing the comments to stand, fooking hilarious :lol:

[Marco]

This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive.......


Belter, innit? :lol:

I also enjoyed the expression: "fetid barse broth", which I found rather quaint.

Marco.

[The Grand Wazoo]

Excellent!
Although there is an outstanding question which is just begging to be asked Marco!

[Rare Bird]

The burning question :lol: is what were you doing in that section in the first place :rfl:

[Marco]

Ha - Anthony sent it to me, 'coz he thought it would appeal to my daft nut! I ain't fibbbin', guv'nor, honest...

Marco.

[Roy S]

Hadn't read it all :lol:

[Jonboy]

I'm only on page three and my face hurts, funniest thing I have read for years

[Alex_UK]

Oh Jesus H Christ - we need a "not work safe" warning on this - I've just started reading this whilst attending a telephone conference meeting and I've just got caught out because the tears are literally rolling down my face and I'm only on the 3rd review!

I'll leave the rest until tonight! Absolutely awesome!

[Marco]

Hehehe... Quality, innit? I'm surprised that Geoff (Goraman) hasn't commented yet - it should be right up his street! :D

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

I'm surprised that Geoff (Goraman) hasn't commented yet - it should be right up his street!

As long as it's not right up his alley! :lol:

[tannoy man]

I was Laughing so much My Hangover Almost Dissapeared:)

[ursus262]

I've never heard a penis called a "yoghurt slinger" before :lol:

[Marco]

That only applies if you don't wash yer Jap's eye!

Marco.

[ursus262]

That only applies if you don't wash yer Jap's eye!

Marco.

:lol:

[ursus262]

Love Nuts? My vocabulary is expanding

[MartinT]

I was drinking a mocha at Costa Coffee this morning and I nearly lost my whole mouthful reading that. There should have been a government health warning!

[MartinT]

The tears were running down my cheeks as I read the section starting...


Now and only now do I fully understand the comparisons to Napalm, hot magma and nuclear waste

[Jac Hawk]

priceless:rofl::rofl:

[Trickie_Dickie]

priceless:rofl::rofl:

Absolutely.:lol::lol:

[Spectral Morn]

:lol: O god i was in tears reading those reviews, i very nearly pissed myself..

Me too.

[morris_minor]

There is, it seems, quite a movement in writing spoof reviews on Amazon.

These comments (http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B001N6W8U0/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending) for a Canvas Print of Paul Ross (:scratch:) are equally funny as the Veet (tho' maybe not so rude :lol:).