A Grandaughters song.

[Ian Walker]

Right guys here is the first line of my 9 year old grandaughters new song.

"My Grandad stinks of beer and cheese"

Feel free to add a line of your own,or get your kids to :lol:

[synsei]

"My Grandad stinks of beer and cheese"
"His valves are done he's on his knees"

[seoirse2002]

"My Grandad stinks of beer and cheese"
"His valves are done he's on his knees"
"When he drinks too much,he pees and pees"

[Puffin]

"My Grandad stinks of beer and cheese"
"His valves are done he's on his knees"
"When he drinks too much,he pees and pees"
"smokes all day, oh what a wheeze!

[seoirse2002]

"My Grandad stinks of beer and cheese"
"His valves are done he's on his knees"
"When he drinks too much,he pees and pees"
"smokes all day, oh what a wheeze!
"and when he stands out in the breeze"
"he doesen't care that he may freeze"

[The Grand Wazoo]

"My Grandad stinks of beer and cheese"
"His valves are done he's on his knees"
"When he drinks too much,he pees and pees"
"smokes all day, oh what a wheeze!
"and when he stands out in the breeze"
"he doesen't care that he may freeze"

Cos he's lathered in Garrard bearing grease

[Thing Fish]

"My Grandad stinks of beer and cheese"
"His valves are done he's on his knees"
"When he drinks too much,he pees and pees"
"smokes all day, oh what a wheeze!

"and when he stands out in the breeze"
"he doesn't care that he may freeze"
"as passing cats state he's a wheeze"

[Ian Walker]

Hehe thanks all some great lines there,i'll pass your suggestions on to the writer herself.:)

I have these lines to get in too.

"He's a chimney sweep and has sore knees and big hair too thats full of fleas":lol:

Ian.

[Marco]

And a wee bottee full of pump-ette... :eyebrows:

She certainly has an eye for detail! Given where your big nut goes, during the course of the day, it's a wonder that she hasn't noticed what else gets stuck to it! Birds nests, spider's webs, reindeer droppings, old santa hats.... :D

Marco.