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Covenant
15-04-2012, 17:40
Thinking about a Juke for the missus, she drives a Suzuki Grand Vitara atm. It's only got 3 doors and having 5 would be an advantage. Anyone got the Juke and if so, what do you think of it?

snuffbox
15-04-2012, 18:35
My accountants wife has one and she is over the moon with it.She's had it about a year.

shane
15-04-2012, 18:43
Does she have a sense of humour? She'll need one to be seen inside something so willfully ugly.

Covenant
15-04-2012, 19:10
Does she have a sense of humour? She'll need one to be seen inside something so willfully ugly.

It's a marmite car-you either love it or hate it.

snuffbox
15-04-2012, 19:14
Does she have a sense of humour? She'll need one to be seen inside something so willfully ugly.

You'ld love my Daewoo Musso then:lol:

goraman
15-04-2012, 20:56
A Morris Marina looks less silly,even painted pink with a lighted plastic Flamingo on top.

Reid Malenfant
15-04-2012, 20:59
You want pig ugly get a Fiat Multipla :spew:

Covenant
15-04-2012, 21:04
You want pig ugly get a Fiat Multipla :spew:

I have to agree Mark, the Multipla is the worst looking car on the road

aquapiranha
15-04-2012, 21:15
I think this is a truly hideous looking car, however, I am willing to bet that it is very well built and a great drive and if she can live with the looks or simply doesnt care I am sure she will love it

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goraman
15-04-2012, 21:24
A car so ugly,when it was unveiled in Detroits car show people gasped in horror, laughed then left in droves.
Yet it still went into production.

http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=837&q=pontiac+aztek&gbv=2&oq=+pontiac+aztec&aq=1s&aqi=g1g-s1g2g-s6&aql=&gs_l=img.1.1.0j0i10j0l2j0i10l6.2912l9642l0l12714l1 3l13l0l4l4l0l474l1419l3j5j4-1l9l0.frgbld.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1658544_1658540,00.html

An older ugly car http://www.pacerfarm.org/pacers.htm

MCRU
15-04-2012, 22:07
The Qashqai is far better, my wife's new one arrives tomorrow.

RichB
15-04-2012, 22:57
Yes buy a nissan... keep our lads up north in jobs!

I've had 2 in the past, both Almera rust buckets bought for less than 700quid. Pretty cheap motoring really. You tend to get a couple of hassle free years out of them then the repair bill hits and you give them away...

Puffin
20-04-2012, 13:42
My son picks up a year old one today. I went with him when he was looking at various options. I like the look of the Juke and it was well specced and a nice ride etc. Forecout price £13,000,reduced to £11,500, £4,100 for his 3 year old C1.

Covenant
20-04-2012, 15:07
My son picks up a year old one today. I went with him when he was looking at various options. I like the look of the Juke and it was well specced and a nice ride etc. Forecout price £13,000,reduced to £11,500, £4,100 for his 3 year old C1.

That's very similar to the deal we are looking at Rob-a year old one at £12300 and about £3000 for her Suzuki which is 2005 but has only done 45000 miles.

snapper
20-04-2012, 18:13
A Morris Marina looks less silly,even painted pink with a lighted plastic Flamingo on top.

Worst car my dad ever had. Wasn't pink with a lighted plastic Flamingo on top, though.

This might be a nice 'pick up' for you Jeff.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3631/3519502363_60f4242594.jpg

Beobloke
26-04-2012, 13:39
OK, question for those who own or are considering one - what exactly is the appeal of the Juke?

Personally I think it's hideous but realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder so have no issue with this. However, it's what is described as a 'crossover' which means it seems to be intended to be half family car and half 'soft-roader'.

Consequently, it seems to me that it's too tall and heavy to be a decent handling and sensibly economical family car but not enough of an off-roader to tackle any serious mud, hence I really am unable to see the appeal in it, no matter how hard I try!

So, what's the draw? No mickey-taking; I'm genuinely puzzled.

Puffin
26-04-2012, 14:01
it's what is described as a 'crossover' which means it seems to be intended to be half family car and half 'soft-roader'.
Consequently, it seems to me that it's too tall and heavy to be a decent handling and sensibly economical family car but not enough of an off-roader to tackle any serious mud, hence I really am unable to see the appeal in it, no matter how hard I try!


The appeal to me is that it looks a bit brutal and different. I would agree with
"it seems to me that it's too tall and heavy to be a decent handling and sensibly economical family car but not enough of an off-roader to tackle any serious mud"

It is only 2 wheel (front) drive and so as you say is a "soft roader". I loved Tonka Toys and I think that these are a bit Tonka. Marmite?

Rob.

synsei
26-04-2012, 14:11
http://www.cargurus.com/images/2009/08/03/16/02/2002-pontiac-aztek-awd-pic-25101.jpeg

This Aztec doesn't look too shabby to me Jeff... ;)

As for the Juke, it's not really my cup of tea but I can see the appeal. Most cars produced today look so similar and the Juke breaks the mould along with a couple of other notable exceptions like the Kia Soul (quite like these myself) and the Skoda Roomster.

http://dayerses.com/data_images/posts/kia-soul/kia-soul-07.jpghttp://www.littlestuff.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2011-skoda-roomster-12.jpg

Covenant
26-04-2012, 15:51
In my wife's case she loves the car she has now, a Grand Vitara, because of it's excellent visibility. This is partially because of its high wheelbase so she wants to get something similar. The Juke has 5 doors rather than 3 but is only 150mm longer than her old car.

Covenant
26-04-2012, 15:54
I would like to get a Kia Soul so that I could say lots of 'our soul' jokes.

Puffin
26-04-2012, 16:36
If you ever watched (oh, no of course you don't watch TV do you:lol:) an apalling programme called Chop Shop where they "customised" vehicles. The Kia Soul looks like something that they might have produced.....now what was that analogy.

My wife's late uncle said that he was always too busy to watch TV. Whenever we visited (which was often as we were around the corner) he would be watching TV and would shuffle off the sofa with an embarrased air and go and busy himself. Bestbit was catching him with a tear on his cheek whilst watching This Is Your Life.

Effem
26-04-2012, 18:34
Thinking about a Juke for the missus

Seems a fair swap to me. :eyebrows:

Where is this place? My missus is still in good nick with low miles :lol:

Covenant
26-04-2012, 20:00
Seems a fair swap to me. :eyebrows:

Where is this place? My missus is still in good nick with low miles :lol:

What a terrible thing to say Frank. Who would wake me up snoring?:lol:

littlest hobo
26-04-2012, 20:08
I love Marmite and I love Marmite cars which is why I drive a Smart (trolley) and another Smart (roller skate).

Go for it - British designed and built and at least it will stand out from the crowd. It got a good review in the Top Gear Mag when it came out, the 4x4 also has a fancy pants torque vectoring system.