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Mr Nad
15-02-2012, 10:06
How can I be a Senior Member when I have so few posts under my belt? :stalks: (My member is by no means senior :lol:)

Not that I'm complaining, but I was wondering what the various User Ranks are and how many posts are required to meet each one.

Can anybody offer enlightenment?

Lenny

DaveK
15-02-2012, 10:11
How can I be a Senior Member when I have so few posts under my belt? :stalks: (My member is by no means senior :lol:)

Not that I'm complaining, but I was wondering what the various User Ranks are and how many posts are required to meet each one.

Can anybody offer enlightenment?

Lenny

More than 100 posts.

Marco
15-02-2012, 10:26
Hi Lenny,

We can call you something else, if you like :)

Marco.

Mr Nad
15-02-2012, 17:52
Hi Marco,

Can I be called 'Impressive Member' :eyebrows:? It sort of goes with the name.:lol:

Lenny

snuffbox
15-02-2012, 18:05
How long do you have to be here before your known as a floppy member.

Mr Nad
15-02-2012, 18:20
How long do you have to be here before your known as a floppy member.

Well, I notice that you have made 69 posts... unlikely to be a floppy member. Perhaps "upstanding member" would be a more apt moniker?

:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

Marco
15-02-2012, 18:21
Hi Marco,

Can I be called 'Impressive Member' :eyebrows:? It sort of goes with the name.:lol:

Lenny

Done!

Marco.

Marco
15-02-2012, 18:21
How long do you have to be here before your known as a floppy member.

Do you want it? :)

Marco.

Barry
15-02-2012, 18:31
"Impressive Member"? Show off!

snuffbox
15-02-2012, 18:38
Do you want it? :)

Marco.

Go for it :lol:

Mr Nad
15-02-2012, 18:44
I've off to get the tape measure...

Thank you Marco.

DaveK
15-02-2012, 18:57
How long do you have to be here before your known as a floppy member.

IMO this title should be reserved for members who don't post for 3 months ;)

Barry
15-02-2012, 19:30
IMO this title should be reserved for members who don't post for 3 months ;)

:lol: :lol:

Excellent idea Dave! How about it Marco?

Regards

Marco
15-02-2012, 19:46
I like it - could easily be done. We'd just have to create a new User Group.

It would depend on whether the members who qualify would have any objections to their new title! ;)

Marco.

dave2010
21-02-2012, 08:02
Isn't this discrimination? What about lady members? There are a few!

morris_minor
21-02-2012, 08:22
In case these bespoke titles get rolled out across the board, could I reserve "Grumpy Old Git", please? I suspect there's many here that would qualify for that one . . :lol:

Alex_UK
22-02-2012, 17:06
In case these bespoke titles get rolled out across the board, could I reserve "Grumpy Old Git", please? I suspect there's many here that would qualify for that one . . :lol:

If you'd really like that one Bob, Marco can sort it for you... :)

Marco
22-02-2012, 18:03
Done, grumpy! :D

Marco.

morris_minor
22-02-2012, 18:46
:lol:

You'll get what it says on the tin now .... :ner:

Beechwoods
22-02-2012, 18:51
Anyone wondering about a straight answer to the original question ;)

You automatically get designated as a 'Senior Member' at 100 posts... but given we've members who have 10 times that number maybe we need to get a bit cleverer... 'Adolescent Member' at 100 posts. 'Middle Aged Member' at 250 and 'Old Aged Pensioner' at 500 :lol:

morris_minor
22-02-2012, 18:58
Revered Sage
Audio Wizard
All-Knowing Being

How about, for 10,000 posts (excl.Marco of course):
Someone With No Life

:D

Marco
22-02-2012, 18:59
You automatically get designated as a 'Senior Member' at 100 posts... but given we've members who have 10 times that number maybe we need to get a bit cleverer... 'Adolescent Member' at 100 posts. 'Middle Aged Member' at 250 and 'Old Aged Pensioner' at 500 :lol:


What does that make me, then? :scratch:

Marco.

Marco
22-02-2012, 19:00
How about, for 10,000 posts (excl.Marco of course):
Someone With No Life

:D

:ner: :ner:

Marco.

DaveK
22-02-2012, 19:03
And 'Vintage' at 1,000 posts? ;)
Dave.

Beechwoods
22-02-2012, 19:04
Vintage what? Port or Cheese?!

;)

DaveK
22-02-2012, 19:11
Apparently there's no pleasing some folk!!:( . My original thought was 'Antique' but I thought 'Vintage' had better audio associations. Think of the fun you could have had with 'Antique' ;) .
Dave.

Marco
22-02-2012, 19:14
How about Fossilised Member?

Marco.

DaveK
22-02-2012, 19:18
How about Fossilised Member?

Marco.

So what would that make you? :lol:
Suggestions invited ;) .
Dave.

DaveK
23-02-2012, 11:40
If I changed my avatar to the one above, one of our moggies, could I change my description to 'Pussy Man'?

Marco
23-02-2012, 13:26
Done, ya pussy! :eyebrows:

Marco.

Alex_UK
23-02-2012, 15:08
That pussy is far less distressing than your wobbly man bits, Dave - though my real-life avatar always laughed at "Wobbly Dave" - and I don't think the cat will have quite the same effect! (But she does love looking at the cat and kitten pictures on here and going "awww" too!)

DaveK
23-02-2012, 16:40
Hi Alex,
TBH it was not really a serious request to change my description, I just did it for the 'humour' side of it, but I can live with it for a while ;) .
BTW I wasn't aware that Amazon were in the 'under the gooseberry bush' business - I never did believe that story anyway so it's nice to know where you really get them from. Problem is I don't remember ordering my two but it is over 40 years ago now :lol: .
Coincidentally, my avatar likes climbing into cardboard boxes too :) .

northwest
23-02-2012, 16:55
Well, I suppose it had to be done. I only joined ten minutes ago and already 100 posts:stalks:
Not been cheap either:rolleyes:

Marco
23-02-2012, 17:35
As they say, you're been Tango'd (or rather, AoS'd)!! You're now well in with the rest of the nutters, so enjoy! :eyebrows:

Marco.

realysm42
25-02-2012, 22:02
Could you change mine to "What does this do?" please?

Marco
25-02-2012, 22:48
Eees done, daftee....

Marco.

realysm42
27-02-2012, 00:15
Ta :D

Artifolk
27-02-2012, 22:30
I'd love "The Almighty Naim" any chance? Marco

Marco
28-02-2012, 08:57
'Tis done, daftee!

Marco.

RobbieGong
28-02-2012, 22:10
Marco - I'm a soul and reggae head, could I have Top Ranking Member - pretty please :) You know I luvs ya :D !!

Beechwoods
28-02-2012, 22:12
I like that!

Artifolk
28-02-2012, 22:13
Us sheep always flock together... baa.

Cheers Marco

Tim
29-02-2012, 00:06
This thread is making me laugh every time I check it :lol:

The Grand Wazoo
29-02-2012, 00:08
This thread is making me laugh every time I check it :lol:

Tread carefully my son & beware of those who hold admin rights!

Tim
29-02-2012, 00:09
:sofa:

Marco
29-02-2012, 00:31
;)

Marco.

RichB
29-02-2012, 00:47
Just noticed i've also joined the elite ranks of Senior Members, does this get me free stuff and privileges then... just shown my wife my member seniority, she didnt seem all that impressed tbh

The Grand Wazoo
29-02-2012, 00:54
Rich, tell her she has nothing to worry about - you're still only in the Top 275 of AoS Posters. Then tell her about Marco's post count & she'll think you're a Saint!

RobbieGong
29-02-2012, 01:16
Marco - I'm a soul and reggae head, could I have Top Ranking Member - pretty please :) You know I luvs ya :D !!

Top Ranking Member not allowed ? ok :(

The Grand Wazoo
29-02-2012, 01:25
Hehehe Robert, like I said to Tim:


Tread carefully my son & beware of those who hold admin rights!
Marco appears to be feeling like a bit of a tinker tonight, so be very careful about what you ask for mate!
The 'R' on a qwerty keyboard is very close to the 'W'.... one slip of a digit and you could have a reputation for yourself!

RobbieGong
29-02-2012, 01:27
Hehehe Robert, like I said to Tim:


Marco appears to be feeling like a bit of a tinker tonight, so be very careful about what you ask for mate!
The 'R' on a qwerty keyboard is very close to the 'W'.... one slip of a digit and you could have a reputation for yourself!

Ha ha, You git, dont be giving da man wid da power any ideas for heavens sake :lol:

Marco
29-02-2012, 01:29
Done... I ain't *that* cruel............often! :eyebrows:

Marco.

RobbieGong
29-02-2012, 01:31
Marco - I'm a soul and reggae head, could I have Top Ranking Member - pretty please :) You know I luvs ya :D !!

Phew !! Cheers Marco - Thank God you hit de 'R' and not the key two before :lolsign:

The Grand Wazoo
29-02-2012, 01:31
hehehehe!

RobbieGong
29-02-2012, 01:34
Done... I ain't *that* cruel............often! :eyebrows:

Marco.

Thank heavens !!, talk about palpatations and gettin' a sweat on :lol:

morris_minor
29-02-2012, 08:10
Phew !! Cheers Marco - Thank God you hit de 'R' and not the key two before :lolsign:

But for those who have a lisp . . . :lol:

RobbieGong
29-02-2012, 09:19
But for those who have a lisp . . . :lol:

:eek: Ha ha, Lol !! Hence I choose my friends carefully ! Ie: Non with any form of speech impediment not unsimilar to that of our very own Jonathon Ross :D

Tim
29-02-2012, 18:13
Well I'm not laughing anymore........

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/greatgig/facepalm-1.jpg

Marco
29-02-2012, 18:40
Hehehehe... Wotcha want instead, daftee? :D

Marco.

Alex_UK
29-02-2012, 21:49
But for those who have a lisp . . . :lol:

Welease Wodewick...?

Marco
01-03-2012, 10:23
Tim, are you happy with that title for now, or would you like me to change it to something else? :)

Marco.

Tim
01-03-2012, 12:29
Tim, are you happy with that title for now, or would you like me to change it to something else? :)

Marco.
Not really TBH, but it did make my chuckle, albeit briefly! ...... how about 'Gigmeister' as going to Gigs seems to be where all my time and money goes.

:D

Marco
01-03-2012, 12:32
Done! Glad the other one made you chuckle, though :eyebrows:

Marco.

Tim
01-03-2012, 17:09
Marvellous, I did wonder what daftee was responsible ;)